Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
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jam a finger in their butt while they're sleeping. If they wake up and leave, you won
start saying how much you love him and want him to meet your parents before you go to bed. he'll leave.
I have a similar problem, guys get mad that I wont let them sleep over. Just give me some dick and leave, I dont want to cuddle with you!
why don't u just move out while they are sleeping
All you need to do is let a friend know that night and come in in the morning pretending to be ur signifigant other. Screaming and causing a scene haha not only will they leave they probably will leave you alone after that
I'm just as awkward
Let's hook up.
That's what your housekeeper is for.
go to their place so you get to sneak out..
Awww 3:57 best me 2 the punch that was so awesome how Tony's assistant got that chick outa his house she was like "I even take out the trash sumtime. Will that be all?"
Just don't have one night stands. How about that?
run before they wake up?
I'll do it for $5.00/person.
Pee in the bed.