So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
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Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship