That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.