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  • Submitted by bonfiredb on Jun 24, 10 at 3:17pm

    Bikinis can't fix ugly

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      Submitted by headhunter on Jun 24, 10 at 4:34pm

      Also can't fix STDs

  • Submitted by Lauren_FTW on Jun 24, 10 at 3:40pm

    Or he just has taste...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 10 at 4:01pm

    Animal print is overdone and trashy now congrats :)

  • Submitted by elad315 on Jun 24, 10 at 3:32pm

    Or maybe he's not into bestiality..

  • Submitted by rocketbeast on Jun 24, 10 at 3:16pm

    Doesn't mean you're attractive

  • Submitted by whiteknave on Jun 24, 10 at 3:37pm

    Or he prefers Cougars.

  • Submitted by Mister_Blister on Jun 24, 10 at 3:24pm

    You're both going to do it in the bikini? Impressive.

  • Submitted by lexbomb on Jun 24, 10 at 3:42pm

    So you want him to wear the bikini?

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    Submitted by saturnine on Jun 25, 10 at 9:51am

    Animal print has always been tacky. ;)

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    Submitted by cancerbitten on Jun 24, 10 at 11:08pm

    Only if you're Ke$ha. Sorry.

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    Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 24, 10 at 3:56pm

    Go for a cougar print you idiot.

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      Submitted by Vash on Jun 24, 10 at 4:58pm

      Light brown?

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    Submitted by linksavor on Jun 26, 10 at 1:19am

    Just buy a paper bag. Maybe that would help...

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    Submitted by elApple on Jun 25, 10 at 9:23pm

    since when does zebra = sex?

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    Submitted by bee222 on Jun 25, 10 at 12:18am

    It's only going to screw you if you have the lights off!!

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    Submitted by karate1974 on Jun 24, 10 at 8:28pm

    Lol Nassau county represent yo peeps

  • Submitted by Danny66 on Jun 24, 10 at 6:11pm

    Zebra print is insta-boner

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    Submitted by rem260 on Jun 24, 10 at 9:17pm

    Black and white is better

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    Submitted by ntimid80r on Jun 26, 10 at 5:34am

    Skull-fuck his cock. He'll understand.

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    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jun 25, 10 at 10:02pm

    maybe the zebra print would actually make you look like a holstien cow... so either move to a dairy for farmhand lovin,or buy a mirror and do the world a favor.

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    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Jul 22, 10 at 3:08pm

    I'd rather have sex with you out of it.

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    Submitted by ctown61 on Jun 24, 10 at 11:17pm

    Your body could be banging in it but your face could look like a dumpster fire. Zebra doesn't make your face hot sluuuuut

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    Submitted by Toxik on Jun 25, 10 at 2:15pm

    Animal print = whore

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    Submitted by dak5432 on Jun 25, 10 at 9:04am

    Or you're fat, ugly, don't belong in a bikini, and he just doesn't want you.

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    Submitted by nycetry on Jun 24, 10 at 11:04pm

    I will have sex with you in the zebra print

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    Submitted by Zzehymer on Jun 25, 10 at 2:46pm

    Or just extremely torn between wanting to sex a zebra over you.

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    Submitted by babezzz on Jun 25, 10 at 1:07am

    What, is this the jersey shore? Zebra is ouuut.

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    Submitted by Corekth on Jun 25, 10 at 1:17am

    Lol funnier then the texts ... Every one nerd ragen their comments.

  • 75 92
    Submitted by chemicalstar on Jun 25, 10 at 6:32am

    Ewww zebra print. What are you, tasteless?

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    Submitted by vodkadude on Jun 24, 10 at 7:16pm

    Then call me!!!

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    Submitted by blahblahxblah on Jun 24, 10 at 8:42pm

    Hm..I see your logic.

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    Submitted by 2144571774 on Jun 25, 10 at 7:06am

    Call me.. Or at least send me a picture.

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    Submitted by hxcjuliie on Jun 24, 10 at 10:22pm

    Reppin the 516. I'm pretty sure this girl is from guido I mean Franklin Square