I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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Bikinis can't fix ugly
Also can't fix STDs
Animal print is overdone and trashy now congrats :)
Or he just has taste...
Or maybe he's not into bestiality..
Doesn't mean you're attractive
Or he prefers Cougars.
You're both going to do it in the bikini? Impressive.
So you want him to wear the bikini?
Animal print has always been tacky. ;)
Only if you're Ke$ha. Sorry.
I'd rather have sex with you out of it.
since when does zebra = sex?
Skull-fuck his cock. He'll understand.
Just buy a paper bag. Maybe that would help...
What, is this the jersey shore? Zebra is ouuut.
Go for a cougar print you idiot.
I will have sex with you in the zebra print
Lol Nassau county represent yo peeps
Or you're fat, ugly, don't belong in a bikini, and he just doesn't want you.
Animal print = whore
maybe the zebra print would actually make you look like a holstien cow... so either move to a dairy for farmhand lovin,or buy a mirror and do the world a favor.
Your body could be banging in it but your face could look like a dumpster fire. Zebra doesn't make your face hot sluuuuut
Black and white is better
It's only going to screw you if you have the lights off!!
Zebra print is insta-boner
Or just extremely torn between wanting to sex a zebra over you.
Then call me!!!
Lol funnier then the texts ... Every one nerd ragen their comments.
Hm..I see your logic.
Call me.. Or at least send me a picture.
Ewww zebra print. What are you, tasteless?
Reppin the 516. I'm pretty sure this girl is from guido I mean Franklin Square