I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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Bikinis can't fix ugly
Also can't fix STDs
Or he just has taste...
Animal print is overdone and trashy now congrats :)
Or maybe he's not into bestiality..
Doesn't mean you're attractive
Or he prefers Cougars.
You're both going to do it in the bikini? Impressive.
So you want him to wear the bikini?
Only if you're Ke$ha. Sorry.
Animal print has always been tacky. ;)
since when does zebra = sex?
Just buy a paper bag. Maybe that would help...
Skull-fuck his cock. He'll understand.
I'd rather have sex with you out of it.
What, is this the jersey shore? Zebra is ouuut.
Go for a cougar print you idiot.
Lol Nassau county represent yo peeps
I will have sex with you in the zebra print
Or you're fat, ugly, don't belong in a bikini, and he just doesn't want you.
Black and white is better
maybe the zebra print would actually make you look like a holstien cow... so either move to a dairy for farmhand lovin,or buy a mirror and do the world a favor.
It's only going to screw you if you have the lights off!!
Your body could be banging in it but your face could look like a dumpster fire. Zebra doesn't make your face hot sluuuuut
Animal print = whore
Zebra print is insta-boner
Or just extremely torn between wanting to sex a zebra over you.
Then call me!!!
Lol funnier then the texts ... Every one nerd ragen their comments.
Call me.. Or at least send me a picture.
Hm..I see your logic.
Ewww zebra print. What are you, tasteless?
Reppin the 516. I'm pretty sure this girl is from guido I mean Franklin Square