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  • You know, saying that you can't help but cheat on your long distance girlfriend makes you sound pathetic. "I cheat after the prescribed 72 hours." Please grow up. If you want to be "waist deep [which is a disgusting term, btw]" in some other girl, be a MAN and break up with her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:17pm
  • youre not a girl, btw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:56pm
  • 3:50, I was WAITING for the obligatory "I'm a girl btw" at the end of your post. Do you feel good that the boys think you're awesome now? Women can be chauvinists too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:11pm
  • Wow, aren't you all so manly getting blowjobs and being an ashole. I hope you feel secure in your masculinity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:24pm
  • sounds like you felt guilty and just wanted to find a place where you could bury your dick in shame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:25pm
  • Distance makes the responsible negotiate open options and use latex barriers for everything. Man up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:15pm
  • Yes, because all guys who are assholes who will cheat on their girlfriends the moment they're away from them more than a week. Douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:39pm
  • 3:25 should be a tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:24am
  • Beejays for the WIN!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:12pm
  • it's like you're reaching out to her, with your boner. it just happens to be in another girl's mouth. can't help that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:17pm
  • 3:11 jizzed his pants

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:12pm
  • Ah, that's a nice heap of win right there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:15pm
  • 3:25 I don't know if it makes me feel masculine but it sure does make me feel good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:05pm
  • Dick tastes bad. 3:27

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:37pm
  • I'm in one and Im not the kind of guy that would do that, not because I love her but because her bitch ass big mouth sisters live in town.:(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:40pm
  • That is fucking hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:09am
  • can't help it if our dicks are divining rods.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:24pm
  • Yeah, pretend your out of town girlfriend isn't getting some on the side either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:21pm
  • I feel as though your herpes must be splendiforous. -Junebug

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:20pm
  • this reminds me of someone from harry potter...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 6:50pm
  • hahaha in agreement with 3:50

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:23pm
  • she like a da way a your dick taste - knocked up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:29pm
  • Sounds like the girls are running away from you! Sorry, OP, your dick is small and probably smells.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:35pm
  • I loovveee this text!! Its so funny :) You guys are such haters. Long distance relationships are a total fail. Girls would probably go get some elsewhere as well. All you girls calling this guy an egotistical asshole need to grow up. I'm a girl, btw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:50pm
    • You and the girl above you are probably some of the slutty ass bitches that would be blowing the guy anyways. so you need to grow up.

      Submitted by tngrl03 on May 30, 11 at 2:56pm
  • Op is a girl worrying about her bf.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:47am
  • I love that word 10:20... splendiforous. :))

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:25pm
  • 3:27 no, the girls/guys who've given you them in the past just suck at it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:28pm
  • that is so true. sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:56pm
  • i wait the precribed 72 hours before im waist deep in her best friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:48pm
  • Very sage advice, especially for those that go off to college with a boyfriend/girlfriend "back home."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:15pm
  • mine is smallish, but has been in many a mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:38pm
  • the saying is totally true and i dont understand why everybody freaks out. seriously who cares, if you dont do it then fine but dont judge others who do. blowjobs are great and not having to drive an hour or more to get them makes it even better. its not about being manly or not, its about pleasure. end of story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:29am
  • Monogamy is an aspiration forced upon our social psyche. Humans naturally will be attracted to multiple partners at any given time. It just depends on circumstances whether they act on those impulses or not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:51am
  • Hahahahahhahah. I love this text. And fuck all you bitches up there^. Like get over it. It's a text from last night and your know that's funny. Stop being sensitive pussy bitchessssssssss. Kcooolbyeeeee:) and ya, obviously I'm a girl too. Hollllaaaa:) hahahahha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:57pm
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