distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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You know, saying that you can't help but cheat on your long distance girlfriend makes you sound pathetic. "I cheat after the prescribed 72 hours." Please grow up. If you want to be "waist deep [which is a disgusting term, btw]" in some other girl, be a MAN and break up with her.
youre not a girl, btw
3:50, I was WAITING for the obligatory "I'm a girl btw" at the end of your post. Do you feel good that the boys think you're awesome now? Women can be chauvinists too.
Wow, aren't you all so manly getting blowjobs and being an ashole. I hope you feel secure in your masculinity.
sounds like you felt guilty and just wanted to find a place where you could bury your dick in shame.
Distance makes the responsible negotiate open options and use latex barriers for everything. Man up.
Yes, because all guys who are assholes who will cheat on their girlfriends the moment they're away from them more than a week. Douchebag.
3:25 should be a tfln
Beejays for the WIN!!!
it's like you're reaching out to her, with your boner. it just happens to be in another girl's mouth. can't help that.
And you're a lowlife piece of shit.
3:11 jizzed his pants
Ah, that's a nice heap of win right there.
3:25 I don't know if it makes me feel masculine but it sure does make me feel good.
Dick tastes bad.
I'm in one and Im not the kind of guy that would do that, not because I love her but because her bitch ass big mouth sisters live in town.:(
That is fucking hilarious!
can't help it if our dicks are divining rods.
Yeah, pretend your out of town girlfriend isn't getting some on the side either.
I feel as though your herpes must be splendiforous.
this reminds me of someone from harry potter...
in agreement with 3:50
she like a da way a your dick taste - knocked up
Sounds like the girls are running away from you! Sorry, OP, your dick is small and probably smells.
I loovveee this text!! Its so funny :) You guys are such haters. Long distance relationships are a total fail. Girls would probably go get some elsewhere as well. All you girls calling this guy an egotistical asshole need to grow up. I'm a girl, btw.
You and the girl above you are probably some of the slutty ass bitches that would be blowing the guy anyways. so you need to grow up.
Op is a girl worrying about her bf.
I love that word 10:20... splendiforous. :))
3:27 no, the girls/guys who've given you them in the past just suck at it.
that is so true. sad.
i wait the precribed 72 hours before im waist deep in her best friend
Very sage advice, especially for those that go off to college with a boyfriend/girlfriend "back home."
mine is smallish, but has been in many a mouth
the saying is totally true and i dont understand why everybody freaks out. seriously who cares, if you dont do it then fine but dont judge others who do. blowjobs are great and not having to drive an hour or more to get them makes it even better. its not about being manly or not, its about pleasure. end of story.
Monogamy is an aspiration forced upon our social psyche. Humans naturally will be attracted to multiple partners at any given time. It just depends on circumstances whether they act on those impulses or not.
Hahahahahhahah. I love this text. And fuck all you bitches up there^. Like get over it. It's a text from last night and your know that's funny. Stop being sensitive pussy bitchessssssssss. Kcooolbyeeeee:)
and ya, obviously I'm a girl too. Hollllaaaa:) hahahahha