Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
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Dudes... Always get the girl to buy the first drink... If she is willing to buy the first then it means she's at least somewhat interested and you can then feel free to buy her the rest of them... If you must...
If a guy asks you, for a first date, if you want to chill at his apartment and watch a movie and eat pizza, what does that mean? He wants to be friends...?? Sounds normal to me, but that's me.
See, the way it works guys is - you talk to a girl for a while, then you buy her ONE drink, just to show you're somewhat of a gentleman. Then, play it from there.
That's my opinion... for girls I take on dates, I pay for all drinks.
Fuck you unknown error.
hmmm sounds like a girl i know....
Girls keep eating up those free drinks....guys keep splooging and spliting/ jizz and driving. It's a thing called karma. Girls that scam drinks are just showing the everybody that they can't afford to buy them themselves...which is even more of an insult than the guy stupid enough to buy them
We can't win either way. Either we're bitches because we reject your drink and you consider us "stuck up" or we accept your drink and end up not being interested (or we never were to begin with). It's a gamble, boys, just accepting a drink doesn't mean we are interested. We have to hear you talk and see what you're about. Drinks don't guarantee you anything, but they should entice conversation at the very least.
Sorry boys, but it's not our fault. If you're attractive, funny, and worth our time you'll get yours. If not we didn't ask for the drinks, you offered.
11:04 fuck you bruno, your movie sucked and you are a raging homosexual
I love you. Let's get some drinks some time.
11:48, i agree with 11:28 and 11:42...youd be surprised at how many girls do
Does the 'buy you a drink line' ever end up working?
If a dude is buying me drinks, then I am going to take the free booze, and too bad for him if he thinks there's some sort of contract implied in that.
the original poster is a cunt
Hm... something tells me you're not sorry at all.
I just think it is funny that women take so much pride it in. Are guys that waste their money on women desperate and stupid? Yes...are girls that cock tease to get a free drink, lower the overall perception of women in today's society and nothing more than cheap skanks? Depends on how you see it
Dear male population: some of the female population doesn't lack a conscience like this girl here. Search real hard and you will find one who won't use you and will think things through
Dear female population & females freaking out here: if you know a guy is only getting you the drink because he expects something from you, why do you accept? Don't act like a dumb shit. You know what's up.
Raging whores. I'm ashamed to be represented by such pathetic, thoughtless pieces of shit.
2. I'm a girl and I don't play those games. If I'm not interested I just say no thanks.
@243 i am a 1157 & that's the funniest thing i've ever read on here
haha 1157 thats funny shit
there's a thing called karma and one of these days karma is gonna jizz in your ass.
Ugh, thanks for giving the rest of us a bad name. It's one thing to accept a free drink here and there, but teases aren't good for anyone.
Dear Female Population: Sorry for not really giving a shit about what you say or think but thanks for the sex and bjs.
ditto 11:28.. the guy's fault if he expects that a drink = sexual favor. not so much boys
Fuck you 11:26, you're a piece. Good for girls that can get their flirt on, get some free drinks and not feel obligated to fuck them.
And fuck guys that expect that because you bought someone an $8 cocktail big fucking deal
Is it possible to ban users by IP address? If so, it would be nice to see the hate/fuck users get banned.
This is why I don't buy girls drinks
I guess this whole cockteasing business just goes to show that there IS such a thing as a free lunch... or drink.
it's disgusting how freely the act of raping someone is thrown around. so this the ridiculous stereotyping. kudos to a well civilized population. TFLN has really brought out the best in everyone.
And I'm sure all the girls on here are gonna get on my case about being fat or ugly, but the truth is you are all immature. If you're not going to give the guy the time of day then buy a drink on your own.
dude, i do this all the time. ill order topshelf too! if i stay and talk, it means ill fuck you. if i turn and talk to someone else, NEXXXXXT!
guys let girls cock tease for drinks. All it does is continue the dominant idea that girls are objects and can be bought. I will buy you a drink I make 4xs more than you. Sometimes these broke women need a guy to buy them drinks. Keep it up ladies..
Any douchebag who is dumb enough to keep buying a broad drinks thinking he's going to get laid deserves to go home alone. It's fucked up for any broad to do that, but at the same time, the dudes that are that desperate definitely deserve it. If you can't go to a bar and get hit on just by being yourself, I'd say it's time to look in the mirror and then evaluate your life. You've obviously got some issues to deal with, and who knows...some facial reconstruction might help too. Just saying.
People should also consider the fact that the girl might already be drunk and when she accepts a drink you buy her.. it's not a well thought out decision, it's a FREE drink. And if a girl hooked up with every guy that bought her a drink she would die of aids.
I say take all the free drinks u can hes the idiot, Hes the dumbAss for doing it.. Really guys??!!! Do u think buying a girl a drink is guna get u lucky? And u cant sAy ur trying to get to know them..... Cuz umm all ur doing is get them drunk
1:23, you sound like an idiot.
I came here to say that I can't believe the mods are letting this hate/fuck douche post on here.
I usually buy one drink and if she seems like she's into me then I'll continue; if only for the conversation. Women are fucking cock teases when they ACT like they're into you only for the drinks. Then you ask for their number and it's either the one-digit slip or straight up rejection. But if I buy one drink and there's no interest...it's my loss.
(i am 3:48)
i flatout told the guy that he wasn't getting laid tonight and that i have a boyfriend and that i am not "single tonight". he still was apparently disappointed. i had to pretend to be asleep in my friend's car to gently let him down.
Fuck yourself. You're what's wrong with 95% of the female population. Learn a trade and be useful.
Hey 11:12, so one woman's actions are representative of the gender as a whole (oh sorry; the attractive ones only) and therefore "justify" you being an asshole? HOORAY MISOGYNY. Maybe that's why you only attract bitchy chicks, dude, just sayin'.
i hate girls like that
dear stupid tool bags....just because you buy a chick a drink doesnt mean ur getting a bj at the end of the night, or even a kiss. its called chivalry, sorry for being cute & outgoing yet not a whore.
i make sure i order top shelf! its not whoring yourself out if your talking to a guy you cunts. accepting a drink is not a fucking legally binding contract to fuck. get your lives together please.
HAY VATS UP!!!!! I AM BRUNO!
And women wonder why men treat them like crap at times.
Wow so many hurt, rejected guys on here
GET OVER IT MALES, VAGINA RULES THE WORLD. guys get mad, but would you let a girl buy you a drink if you weren't interested? Oh, thats right, guys are never not interested because most guys fuck anything that walks! SO, whats with the double standards?
tell em girl...and dont be sorry for bein dick tease...free food and drinks :)
and girls...the only reason youd hate on this is because your ugly and guys never buy you shit
I dont know what guys still think that buying girls drinks=fucking. there are some whores out there, but a lot of girls have some dignity. I personally never thought that would work in the first place, but even if i did i am pretty sure i would get the picture after being rejected so many times. And for everyone thinking that this is fake, maybe this girl posted it herself because she wanted to apologize to the male population and knew a lot of men would read it. DUH
FAKE TEXT IS FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear this site is no longer worth my time. YOU LOSE TFLN.
whatever i do it all the time.
reason #176 why i dont buy bitches drinks or food, or breakfast the next morning.
fuck this error shit
Dear biatch...actually that's all I wanted to say
haha thats why i dont buy girls drinks unless i know them...but i gotta hand it to the women, they know how to work it
8:01 Ditto. Herpes is plenty for me!
I met a guy downtown once (I'm from the same area code as the OP) and when the tab came, I had my drinks and 2 of my friends drinks on it and it came to like $250 and I tried to pay and the guy made me put my card back...... Different?
Seriously. I never by girls drinks. This is fucking 2009 not the 50's. When did that ever even work anyway? Seriously. If you're a tool douche bag it doesn't matter how many drinks you offer a girl, she won't hook up with you. And if you're awesome and good looking, you can actually get the girls to buy drinks for you. It's not that hard.
Stop wasting every guy's time and money. Times are tough.
I hate to split up my responses because of stupid unknown errors :/
I don't think guys really care about buying drinks. We get pissed at hearing women bitch all day about inequality and sexual obectivity and then go out and act like they can be bought. Allowing a guy to buy you a drink is one thing. Teasing for drinks is another
10:57 how could this be fake? this describes everyone of the girls i know
11:57 again...just keepin it real...
and this is why i don't buy slutty gold digger girls drinks :)
Ugh i wish i knew guys that would fuck anything that walked!! Im 14 and nobody will! I want to so bad!! Im so hot too!!¡
yeah exactly, last time i checked, girls like sex also - i like drinking and eating but sex is far better than both put together
there are way too many /b/tards on tfln
11:05 #1. It's fake because this is supposed to be a text someone sent last night that was funny enough to submit to a website of that namesake. This is obviously just some dumb shit attempt at humor that some dumb broad submitted and it made it on here along with all the other dumb shit fake one liners that they post.
am i totally corny bc when guys ask if they can buy me a drink i say "no but i'll take the money?" then I snort, laugh, flip my hair, let the guy buy me a drink and ultimately let him fuck me anyway...so why am I still playing these games. Damn I'm a slut.
I don't get treated like crap by dudes because I don't bang the sort of dude who expects to get laid for buying me a fucking drink. COINCIDENCE??
It's OK, sweetheart.
At least now we don't have to figure out how to get your revolting ass out of our place the next morning.
Keep waiting for Mr. Right, old maids!
Yet, men act so pissed when you politely tell them you don't want the drink. They act freaked out when you buy them one. Hmm.
well I didn't bother reading all of the literally 100 postings above me (although scrolling down I think i got the gist of it), but this is very true, and if you guys take issue with girls accepting your free drinks and then not fucking you, maybe you shouldn't offer them. Sorry not all girls are whores who consider a drink to be worth sex. If I'm at a bar, then more than likely I have friends who'll keep me from going home with your ugly ass anyways.
1200 you love a slut who plays games!!!
keep it classy
Enjoy the free stuff, it will end soon enough and you will end up fat and ugly while us men continue to screw young hot 20 year olds that hate their dads...buahahahahahaha.
took the words right out of my mouth. this cunt's gonna get alley-raped.
5:03AM - I'm sorry nobody buys you drinks.
I've bought a round for a table of guys before, it goes both ways. go out and have a good time, there's no reason to be so uptight about it.
it's all just a bunch of plastic cup politics.
i buy guys drinks all the time...and they better sleep with me or else! jk
All my long term relationships have happened after a guy bought me drinks. the current one just asked to buy me a drink, and i was like, "i'm nearly not as drunk as i need to be to let you do that." and yeah we're dating and he gets excited when he gets to buy me things.
i like it that way.
Male population of Arizona: the shit you'll buy a girl for flashing a single boob is insane. And the shit you'll buy her friends is just pathetic. but thanks. by way of thanks i will finish my free drink and sneak my boob showing friend out the back door before you realize wtf just happened.
we'll be in the bathroom.
STORY OF MY LIFE YALL
This woman gives nice ladies a bad name and makes the rest of us real guys look like blathering idiots.
This is why I don't waste time in bars. Lots and lots of other places to meet someone than a friggen bar.
7:55 is right about meeting people other places besides the bar. i wouldn't do anything like this, and i think it's shitty if she's purposely being a tease to take advantage of guys, but that's what you get for trying to pick up barflies.
thanks for not giving any of us syphillis
11:11 - I would totally send something like this to a friend after a night of flirting just to get drinks and food... I love random thoughts like this. Lighten up.
it's good to be a lady...
The ironic thing about women... the less you buy them the more likely you'll get laid! Learn it, know it, love it! Sorry cunts... the gravy train stops here!
"in a room full of farts, you're a piece of shit"?
did your 9th grade friends make that one up? pretentious high schoolers are REALLY annoying. you don't know anything about bars and nightlife, go back to taking emo pictures to put on your myspace.
Die slow whore get a real fucking Job and pay for your owns shit cunt
10:58 I only said I didn't like them, I never said I don't carry on a conversation with them. It's a social gathering and if someone offers me a drink AT A BAR, I will take it and continue to talk to them until I move on to chat with other people.
Wanna be a cocktease? I can get around that. Its a little thing called roofies. sometimes I do it, sometimes I don't. depends on if you're worth waiting around all night for.
guys who buy girls drinks and expect to get sum are fucking stupid but this girl is a cunt for leading guys on so she can get free shit
I am the recipient of this text. Not fake. I literally pissed myself, urine running down my leg kind of pee. This happens to girls all the time. deal with it f-er's
to 11:28 and 11:42...
kindly refuse all drinks from now on, you goddamn cockteases
1154: ohhhhh yes.
ps nothing wrong with enjoying your vagina's worth.
I saw my friends talking to these guys at this bar we were at so I went over to say hi and it was one of the guys bdays supposedly... so I offered to buy him a drink. well actually...I told him I only had ten bucks, what do you want to drink for 10$? he said a jeager shot... so I got him one.
give and take people! give & take ;-)
haha this is fabulous.
@ 1:27, iZ Y0U MaD?
someone got rejected a few too many times..
11:47; if you are the reciever of this text your friend is either lying and spent her night at home with her cats or shes trying to make herself look good because she couldnt get any attention at the bar. I suspect you actually made up this text to try to be funny. Sad.
the girls who are pissed at the OP are probably too ugly or fat to do what shes doing, so they have to screw every guy they want something from
alright 11:58.... awesome and good looking!
ladies a winner right there! buy him a drink and suck his dick, all in one package!
truth is ladies, you know the guy is interested if hes buying you shit, dont take it if you're not interested. easy way to say get lost desperate loser. :)
10:09 - if you except drinks from someone you have no interest in talking to (didn't say sleeping with, but don't lead people on) then you suck. i'm not jealous, i don't buy random girls drinks b/c it's dumb. be a big girl, take out your purse, and buy a drink. i'll get the next round but don't play games to save $30 bucks a night...lame
i think you should be able to spot a COCKTEASE and if you cant, then you have to be dillusional. its not hard to see through an act, so stop bitching and start paying attention.
you wanna play it like that ladies? How about the next time we're in a bar, I'll buy you a few drinks, if you show no signs of putting out after 3 mojitos, I'll go ahead and either put roofies in the next one, or i'll piss in it a little. See you at the bar, cunt stains.
I do enjoy getting my dick teased!! You guys laugh now but than once you get the D you fall in love and we just fall in love with your vagina!
I'm with the guys on this one. Girls need to stop leading guys on. It sucks.
Don't try and condone your whorish acts. you know god damn well what you do. i hope you don't get raped next time you pull that shit on someone.
Don't be flattered. I've seen plenty of fat and ugly girls get free shit all the time, too, honey.
There's one bar I go to and I never buy drinks. Stop acting like girls are such cunts because they don't like you and really only like the booze you are putting in their hands.
no...i'm pretty sure my ass is pretty hot. no i'm definately sure. and i'd rather wait for mr. right then whore up an asshole.
10:57 #2, take the tampon out of your ass. if this site is no longer worth your time, then why are you posting on this thread? because i bet every other "Anonymous" on here is going to miss you so very much when you leave..
I tell you what, I appreciate the honesty, and I feel as though this totally justifies the awful ways I treat attractive women. Sorry, I guess I mean girls.
Actually, bitches. I mean bitches.
1. Why is TFLN allowing 8 year olds on this site? Stop with the hate/fuck.
ok, the hate fuck boy is annoying. The "fake" text... is hilarious and so true. And just because she won't put out is a bad thing? DON'T PAY FOR A STRANGER! or suck it up and go home alone.
don't blame the woman. i've gone out and said repeatedly and bluntly "you are not getting laid tonight" and still managed to run up a $250 tab total for 4 people (2 guys 2 women) and neither of the guys got laid, and neither of us women paid a dime. it was the lulz.
If I had something witty like that to say I would tweet it, not text it
Sounds like shes nothing but a drunken whore from Orange County...laughing at all you men...
I just want to fuck a hot bitch. If that means I have to get her drunk and do my business in a bathroom, then so be it.
I don't pay for girls drinks, solves thaaaatttt problem
hahahahahaha dude it's so true... totally something i would say..