If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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That's a two way street princess.
sounds like a healthy relationship
It's women like this (and I use that term loosely) that make women like me hate this holiday and refuse to take part in the charade. I hope he dumps you for putting a price tag on what your relationship is worth.
Ho's gotta get that paper cause Gator don't play no trick!!!
Whack ass hoe! Stupid Hallmark holiday. My man better BUY me something or he's out. Gold diggin ass hoe!
Actually he planning to surprise you with dozens of roses, tons of chocolate and a limo to escort you to the fanciest restaurant...I hope your plan at least gets him laid!
Well that escalated quickly.
I think I'd be upset if the surprise was my gf nak-what gf?