I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
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You would've had almost a minute, give or take, but you sent this text so it must not be that much of a rush.
Good one YFZ. :)
Left your baby on a doorstep and ran?
And yet you had time to send this...
Now you have none :(
And instead you spent 8 seconds texting this