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  • Because women are drawn to assholes.

    Submitted by ardvarkofdoom on Nov 14, 10 at 4:39pm
  • How do they KEEP them long enough to cheat on them? That's the real question.

    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 14, 10 at 4:56pm
  • It has nothing to do with their dicks. it has everything to do with the reason God gave us all tongues.

    Submitted by wolfshades on Nov 14, 10 at 5:41pm
  • my dick is 5 inches. i dont cheat on my girlfriend.

    Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Nov 14, 10 at 9:28pm
  • Lol Smartastic. Most women feel only pain, or uncomfortable after 6 inches of penetration. Though I'm sure your 8'er is perfect for your fathers prostate.

    Submitted by Cthulhu on Nov 14, 10 at 6:06pm
    • I dunno, I think 7 inches is perfectly nice. more than that, maybe not, but let's not be hasty.

      Submitted by colabea on Nov 14, 10 at 11:07pm
  • I totally disagree. Bigger is NOT better. My first was 8" and I never got off in 2 years. I thought it was me. My boyfriend now is 6" an I get off every time. Size really has nothing to do with it. Woman that think it does need to stop being selfish whores and appreciate a man for WHO HE IS and not the size of his dick. Size doesn't matter. Your compatibility and emotional connection to the man is what matters.

    Submitted by MoonStar31 on Nov 15, 10 at 2:13am
    • I don't disagree with what you're saying, but I can't help but think you're a man pretending. something about that angry tone

      Submitted by colabea on Nov 15, 10 at 5:33pm
  • by having lots and lots of money

    Submitted by creepmaster90 on Nov 14, 10 at 5:31pm
  • Lots of girls have small appetites.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 14, 10 at 5:57pm
  • I almost feel bad for the girl who stole my husband from me...she's getting a four-incher, lol. I didn't know what real sex was until after he left; I should send her a "Thank You" card.

    Submitted by Qrayze on Nov 15, 10 at 7:40pm
  • Because "certain" girls just love cock an don't care how big it isnt

    Submitted by missmissie on Nov 15, 10 at 6:32am
  • Because they do a good job pretending to be a nice guy.

    Submitted by LynnZee on Nov 15, 10 at 1:11pm
  • I'm not sure how to answer the question, but from its tone I infer that the querent can find out by looking in the mirror.

    Submitted by TheWelcomeRain on Nov 14, 10 at 6:53pm
  • Because we don't know they have small dicks till were already in the mood

    Submitted by 721 on Nov 14, 10 at 11:16pm
  • Big tongues

    Submitted by flowerdoctor on Nov 14, 10 at 10:08pm
  • Haha gotta love all the perple saying "it's not the size, it's how you use it" No need to say it, we all know you have a small penis.

    Submitted by dawgs on Nov 15, 10 at 7:31am
  • Well put "TheWelcomeRain". Very articulate. If you were a woman, I'd fuck you in a heartbeat.

    Submitted by 2369 on Nov 14, 10 at 8:04pm
  • It's not the size. Its how they use it.

    Submitted by thelittleloli on Nov 15, 10 at 5:50am
  • for those of you that say "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean"...\n\nI'd like to see you try to get across the atlantic in a paddleboat ;)

    Submitted by chevygirl0712 on Nov 16, 10 at 2:37am
  • That's what happened to me and i have no fucking clue!

    Submitted by CPangman on Nov 18, 10 at 6:35pm
  • Im short. And tiny in every aspect. I know plenty of girls and guys fitting this description... Maybe youre facts are from effing china? Or really sheltered pansy women.

    Submitted by vermonter on Nov 15, 10 at 1:31am
  • Omg it's so true though.

    Submitted by wheredidgrungego on Nov 14, 10 at 4:31pm
  • Wondering what you're doing wrong?

    Submitted by Mercen on Nov 14, 10 at 6:23pm
  • 6"... Sorry for you... Ive got a 7foot tall husb and hes def proportionate an i feel nothing but pleasure with his more than 6"...

    Submitted by vermonter on Nov 14, 10 at 10:25pm
    • Hence "Most women". Maybe you're unnaturally tall, or very fat. Maybe your vagina is slightly different to that of "most women", perhaps? Odd concept, i know. (/end Sarcasm.)

      Submitted by Cthulhu on Nov 14, 10 at 11:10pm
    • if your husband is 7 ft tall with a dick a little over 6"\n\nim 5'8 with a 5" .. so i think im in proportion not your husband lolz

      Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Nov 15, 10 at 1:54am
  • That being said this post is unfortunate. Same question can be asked Of intolerable Women... The vagina is stretchable internally. Thing birthing... Pushing a nice big dick around might hurt at first but its a little good pain that goes a long good way really quickly. If u havent gone big... U should. Bigger is better esp when he knows how to use it. Sad truth

    Submitted by vermonter on Nov 15, 10 at 1:58am
  • Girls are insecure and their boyfriends small dicks make them feel better

    Submitted by sloweg on Nov 14, 10 at 10:39pm
  • SPQR and sloweg said it true!!

    Submitted by EJS4 on Nov 15, 10 at 2:19am
  • Big wallets. Big wallets, padwan.

    Submitted by pringlepwner on Nov 14, 10 at 10:03pm
  • Becoz e girls pity them.

    Submitted by ohmygig on Nov 19, 10 at 9:59am
  • It's not size. It's how you use what you've got lol

    Submitted by fadedsecrecy on Nov 15, 10 at 5:21am
  • there was actual. luke a scientific research team that found out why girls like deuchebags, cant remember what is was though...think it was hormonal

    Submitted by Vetzal on Nov 19, 10 at 2:07pm
  • Personality

    Submitted by e21operator on Nov 15, 10 at 6:16am
  • I really want to meet said8ED. In a good way, he's funny.

    Submitted by fl_nobody on Nov 15, 10 at 7:52am
  • That is a riddle that may never be solved!

    Submitted by step11 on Nov 14, 10 at 6:11pm
  • I looked in the good book. It said by daily GTL. Thanks again bible. You've got all the answers

    Submitted by tedbob on Nov 15, 10 at 7:38am
  • Not possible

    Submitted by H8torade on Nov 14, 10 at 7:21pm
  • Well i fell for my man before i ever had sex with him. A nice big dick was jut a plus at that point. Im not denying smaller guus can do the trick just speaking on a personal note.

    Submitted by vermonter on Nov 15, 10 at 3:22am
  • nick tamburello

    Submitted by Babygirlxoxo on Jan 6, 14 at 7:47pm
  • You know, in ancient Greece, a large penis was considered a deformity? The average penis size is five to six inches, the ladies need to get over themselves, not everyone will have a ten incher. You are just insatiable size queens. O personally do not like dicks over eight inches.

    Submitted by Naysayer123 on Jan 9, 13 at 8:03am
  • Chics will do anyone, large, small... As long as you're a dick. They're hounds

    Submitted by S_P_Q_R on Nov 14, 10 at 8:52pm
  • small vaginas, perhaps?

    Submitted by LLCoolJT on Nov 15, 10 at 6:04am
  • It's not the size of the ship that matterz, it's the motion in the ocean

    Submitted by volleyball757 on Nov 15, 10 at 11:02pm
  • @said8Ed, you're on!

    Submitted by fl_nobody on Nov 15, 10 at 3:17pm
  • very carefully 0.o

    Submitted by DrunkenDriver on Nov 15, 10 at 6:29am
  • Huh. Really ?! Anything after 6" ?! Wondering where you are getting your information from

    Submitted by MissGi on Nov 14, 10 at 9:57pm
  • Id rather be cock slammed then licked... Dicks matter.

    Submitted by vermonter on Nov 18, 10 at 5:05pm
  • insecure girlfriends. we accept the love we think we deserve.

    Submitted by gypsyjinx on Nov 15, 10 at 3:58pm
  • Beed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 10 at 8:42pm
  • Obviously they're not black

    Submitted by OOimblackOO on Nov 15, 10 at 1:14am
  • Lol because nice girls settle for guys with tiny dicks. Ladies, next time ask to see the goods up front!

    Submitted by xnewxfacex on Nov 15, 10 at 12:36am
  • exactly how many times has this happen to you or ur friends?

    Submitted by caligo on Nov 21, 10 at 8:38am
  • I feel bad for guys with dicks under 8 inches, they can never be the best fuck a girl will have unless they trick the girl into never fucking another guy.

    Submitted by Smartastic on Nov 14, 10 at 5:30pm