If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
they're reeeeeally big trays
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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