I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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And yet he found someone else before you did because his tiny penis is still less of a turnoff than your shitty personality
The best burns come from the truth
Funny yet accurate...
one woman's tiny penis is another woman's eiffel tower.
now now. no need to get lady gaga involved in a perfectly normal conversation.
I love how well everyone understands sarcasm. Bravo, Internet, bravo!
That doesn't sound mature, a little bitter actually! Maybe you have a huge vag!
Sounds like you used to
I get it: its funny cause you cant choke on a tiny penis
Erg I meant bieber. Stupid iPod spell fixer
This sound like someone I know
Tiny is as tiny does.
Is he Justin bier
Bitches....that is all
someone sounds jealous
Well said Phys...
Lol that's funny
My life in a nutshell...not sure though how u can choke on something u can't see
Maybe his penis was small because your pussy stinks...
Oh girls from the Sag-nasty...
Or ur mouth is big as ur p***y
Small but as thick as a tuna can. Give em hell so no one else can lol
Mt. Pleasant- probably a CMU girl. We have high standards.
Sounds like someone is hiding her regrets.
Assman u make so much sense. Loser.
Makes perfect sense, stinky vag will make any man flacid
It won't last long w a tiny penis and u know you can do better!
Phys ur a bitter jackoff