trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
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Text him some pictures of his half naked g/f and tell him to come get her.
If it's your ROOMATES girlfriend, wouldn't she be in the right room?
You ***, "roommate" is often used as a synonym for "suitemate" or "apartmentmate."
That would only be disappointing if for some strange reason you decided not to fuck her. Obviously she wants it. Give it to her.
fuuck her after? yup.
It's only disappointing if she's ugly.
Uh, I feel so sorry for you. But sense she is passed out you could take advantage.
She won't tell if you don't
Don't say anything just fuck her like she never been fucked before. Then go sleep on the couch and pretend it never happened. I can't say I've never done this. Lol
Columbus represent lol
Aw, poor girl
Hahaaa drunk ass chick
Stick your dick in it. He doesnt have to know