True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!