I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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Playing with yourself while watching the awards ceremony doesn't count as sleeping with them... Silly fat girls
You probably had to pay Cam Newton to sleep with him.
Hahahahaha no, you would "pay his dad" and he wouldn't know anything about it
It's funny because this is unbelievably fake
Fake is probably a correct assumption. Did a geography check and it doesn't seem plausible.
We gotta think here people. James and Luck both went to high school in Texas. Dalton as well
And newton played junior college in Texas. More than likely fake but not impossible
It was Tim Tebow and Reggie Bush... At the same time.
Tebow is a virgin. Seriously. Google it.
Luck went to high school in Houston 3 years ago. Texarkana is about 350 miles north, Newton only spent 2009 in Brenham. If this guys wife lived in Texarkana and then went to Auburn, why the Colorado area code?
They have this ceremony. Five finalists in one place. Huge parties. If it happened, it happened there and could have been any combiination of the five. It's probably a fake, but you people are really overthinking how it could have happened when the simplest solution is obvious. also, Newton probably was not one of the five, because the OP would have added that.
It's not totally unbelievable. Figure two years of high school and three years of college that gives her a 5 year span to have hooked up with 2 of the 3 guys that lived in Texas. And word gets around on teams about chicks that fuck the players. So I believe it. Cuz honestly, what's the point of lying to her friend?
I know plenty of girls who go to visit friends at other colleges. This girl could be one of them. And she happened to fuck two of the finalists while at these colleges.
I hope you're talking about the white ones, but judging by the sluttiness of this comment, probably not
seriously, does nobody consider that football teams travel... or that her area code may not match her current residence. idiots.
Wrong sport. "Catcher" is baseball.
I highly doubt ANY finalist slept with a whore
You'd be surprised. Some of these guys are so focused on the game, they can't just quality but quantity of women.
spring break is always a possibility guys come on now
Honey, you are not the only one!
Is this my wife? We're from Texarkana TX where LaMichael is from and she went to Auburn, ha. We don't know who to cheer for in the NC game. This is a Colorado area code, and the only plausible one would be a Texas area code, since Luck and LaMichael played high school in Texas and Newton played college in Texas last year...
EPIC FUCKING WIN. you go girl.
And if you want the second best solution: top college players end up at various "functions" together, and often "hostesses" are provided, and often these hostesses "serve" several players. My best friend was an O-line 2nd stringer for 4 years and he still got to go to some of these things... imagine what the Heismen candidates get. Except Jes... I mean, Tebow.