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  • Submitted by Becki87 on Dec 13, 10 at 9:34am

    Playing with yourself while watching the awards ceremony doesn't count as sleeping with them... Silly fat girls

  • Submitted by erdna143 on Dec 13, 10 at 9:53am

    You probably had to pay Cam Newton to sleep with him.

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      Submitted by skinsboi on Dec 13, 10 at 10:50pm

      Hahahahaha no, you would "pay his dad" and he wouldn't know anything about it

  • Submitted by legonut4 on Dec 13, 10 at 9:31am

    It's funny because this is unbelievably fake

  • Submitted by FartsAtWork on Dec 13, 10 at 10:47am

    Fake is probably a correct assumption. Did a geography check and it doesn't seem plausible.

  • Submitted by broskimandude on Dec 13, 10 at 10:59am

    We gotta think here people. James and Luck both went to high school in Texas. Dalton as well

  • Submitted by broskimandude on Dec 13, 10 at 11:02am

    And newton played junior college in Texas. More than likely fake but not impossible

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    Submitted by GrammarPolice on Dec 13, 10 at 3:13pm

    It was Tim Tebow and Reggie Bush... At the same time.

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      Submitted by ThizzGOBLIN on Dec 13, 10 at 9:41pm

      Tebow is a virgin. Seriously. Google it.

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    Submitted by CrashR6 on Dec 13, 10 at 11:51am

    FAKE.

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    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Dec 13, 10 at 11:25am

    Luck went to high school in Houston 3 years ago. Texarkana is about 350 miles north, Newton only spent 2009 in Brenham. If this guys wife lived in Texarkana and then went to Auburn, why the Colorado area code?

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    Submitted by 7thFloorDown on Dec 14, 10 at 10:57am

    They have this ceremony. Five finalists in one place. Huge parties. If it happened, it happened there and could have been any combiination of the five. It's probably a fake, but you people are really overthinking how it could have happened when the simplest solution is obvious. also, Newton probably was not one of the five, because the OP would have added that.

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    Submitted by DuFFy12891 on Dec 13, 10 at 10:33pm

    I highly doubt ANY finalist slept with a whore

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      Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 14, 10 at 6:36am

      You'd be surprised. Some of these guys are so focused on the game, they can't just quality but quantity of women.

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    Submitted by dropdeadbl4k3 on Dec 13, 10 at 11:34am

    spring break is always a possibility guys come on now

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    Submitted by 840love on Dec 13, 10 at 2:15pm

    I know plenty of girls who go to visit friends at other colleges. This girl could be one of them. And she happened to fuck two of the finalists while at these colleges.

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    Submitted by RonaldReagan on Dec 13, 10 at 11:44pm

    I hope you're talking about the white ones, but judging by the sluttiness of this comment, probably not

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    Submitted by katieg88 on Dec 16, 10 at 12:14am

    seriously, does nobody consider that football teams travel... or that her area code may not match her current residence. idiots.

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Sep 18, 12 at 12:08am

    It's not totally unbelievable. Figure two years of high school and three years of college that gives her a 5 year span to have hooked up with 2 of the 3 guys that lived in Texas. And word gets around on teams about chicks that fuck the players. So I believe it. Cuz honestly, what's the point of lying to her friend?

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 13, 10 at 6:42pm

    Honey, you are not the only one!

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    Submitted by Smartastic on Dec 13, 10 at 11:02am

    Is this my wife? We're from Texarkana TX where LaMichael is from and she went to Auburn, ha. We don't know who to cheer for in the NC game. This is a Colorado area code, and the only plausible one would be a Texas area code, since Luck and LaMichael played high school in Texas and Newton played college in Texas last year...

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    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Dec 15, 10 at 4:27pm

    Wrong sport. "Catcher" is baseball.

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    Submitted by hannahmay10 on Dec 15, 10 at 12:06am

    EPIC FUCKING WIN. you go girl.

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    Submitted by 7thFloorDown on Dec 14, 10 at 11:02am

    And if you want the second best solution: top college players end up at various "functions" together, and often "hostesses" are provided, and often these hostesses "serve" several players. My best friend was an O-line 2nd stringer for 4 years and he still got to go to some of these things... imagine what the Heismen candidates get. Except Jes... I mean, Tebow.