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  • Submitted by Micho523 on Apr 19, 12 at 3:18pm

    Serves you right

  • Submitted by thatpeskyguy on Apr 19, 12 at 3:38pm

    Kind of awesome. That's what you get for being a dbag.

  • Submitted by Occisor on Apr 19, 12 at 7:37pm

    My god! I havent seen someone get owned like that since before the civil war.

  • Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on Apr 19, 12 at 4:20pm

    Props to her!

  • Submitted by gabraham on Apr 19, 12 at 4:17pm

    ass clowns like you are the reason so many great guys get stuck in the friend zone. thanks a lot dickwad.

    • Submitted by porksword on Apr 19, 12 at 9:18pm

      That's not the reason, it's all you.

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Apr 19, 12 at 11:38pm

      The friend zone only happens when the man isn't assertive about liking the girl. Don't be an ass, just be assertive.

  • Submitted by bellsarethebest on Apr 19, 12 at 5:40pm

    smarter than she looked, huh?

  • Submitted by porksword on Apr 19, 12 at 4:08pm

    Learn a lesson maybe?

  • Submitted by bakobell on Apr 19, 12 at 7:36pm

    Haha. You mean there's consequences for breaking your vows?

  • Submitted by calgirl412 on Apr 19, 12 at 4:27pm

    I feel like that is just karma

  • Submitted by kcs99 on Apr 20, 12 at 12:42am

    Wait. This too shall pass.

  • Submitted by 420MILF on Apr 19, 12 at 6:07pm

    Best thing I've read all week!!! Serves u right

  • Submitted by wildfathom on Apr 19, 12 at 7:55pm

    Wait, maybe..... and i know this sounds odd but..... quit being pathetic and be honest with your wife and deal with the repercussions?

  • Submitted by friedbunnies on Apr 19, 12 at 4:13pm

    That's kind of hilarious

  • Submitted by Memphis on Apr 19, 12 at 11:29pm

    Serves you right! I hope you paid a ton for it and never see it again.

  • Submitted by Nickly on Apr 19, 12 at 4:41pm

    Have her take a dump on your chest. You'll find it.

  • Submitted by thesarahlee12 on Apr 19, 12 at 6:16pm


  • Submitted by whiskeymouth on Apr 19, 12 at 9:31pm

    Serves you right, pig

  • Submitted by brokenbydisaster on Apr 19, 12 at 11:50pm

    like a boss! not you, her!!!

  • Submitted by Phys on Apr 19, 12 at 7:49pm

    Wow so she's smart and cool? I'm single and need a girl like that!

  • Submitted by sevran on Apr 20, 12 at 6:43am

    Even when it seems like the girl had no idea the guy was married and only found out after, there's always the dbags who blame the girl. Well Ladies, I'm on your side for this one, I hope he never gets the ring back and his wife finds someone worth being with.

  • Submitted by FiestaEddy on Apr 19, 12 at 6:35pm

    Just tell all your friends, and hers....oh yeah, she swallows!

  • Submitted by likeaboss77 on Apr 19, 12 at 10:08pm

    That's just good shit right there!

  • Submitted by dmoney1234 on Apr 19, 12 at 3:33pm

    Kill her cut her open get it back. Problem solved and marriage saved.

  • Submitted by CapnArt on Apr 19, 12 at 9:40pm

    I'd suggest the law firm of Dewey, Screwem,

  • Submitted by slwpanda on Apr 20, 12 at 6:33am

    Give her a laxative and play the waiting game and apologize and never do it again and most of alll LEARN from this

  • Submitted by TTX95 on Apr 20, 12 at 8:10am

    What goes in. Must come out.

  • Submitted by Nero905 on Apr 20, 12 at 4:58am

    Well at least you know where it is.

  • Submitted by superwoman87 on Apr 23, 12 at 11:13am

    hahaha good for her

  • Submitted by ChiveFrmLasNight on Apr 19, 12 at 3:45pm

    Wait till she shits

  • Submitted by smurfdude on Apr 20, 12 at 11:56am

    Evil genius

  • Submitted by MuffinW on Apr 20, 12 at 12:09am


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    Submitted by jimmycondoms on Apr 21, 12 at 5:22am

    can i have your wifes cell number?

  • Submitted by FiestaEddy on Apr 19, 12 at 5:45pm

    Attention whore

  • Submitted by parsons41286 on Apr 20, 12 at 8:04am

    Now what? How bout you go off yourself? You worthless shitbag

  • Submitted by obamababe on Aug 26, 12 at 7:44pm

    At no point does OP imply he actually shagged her, she could have just been someone who swallowed it for a laugh/spite. Lighten up, people!

  • Submitted by niceman on Apr 20, 12 at 11:37am

    Gut her

  • Submitted by TheRedderBaron on Apr 20, 12 at 1:43am


  • Submitted by wxmanify on Apr 19, 12 at 4:10pm

    Look at the bright side, when your wife divorces you, you stick it in any hole you want. No hassles.

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    Submitted by lalaluma on May 6, 13 at 11:10pm

    Hey man maybe if you hadn't been cheating on the woman you promised to love in sickness and in health until death do you part you'd still have your ring

  • Submitted by bigdickplaya on Apr 19, 12 at 8:10pm

    Have anal sex tomorrow and hope your dick fits in the ring to pull it out.

  • Submitted by wubbazugg on Apr 20, 12 at 1:32am

    ck24, my thoughts exactly.

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    Submitted by thewhitebuffalo on Oct 26, 13 at 12:57am

    Buy a new one

  • Submitted by MrsManky1127 on Apr 21, 12 at 6:56am

    Say this b*#%h came out of no where. Robbed me and then ate my ring. I think she was 51/50 Honey!

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    Submitted by helmetirdge on Jan 11, 14 at 6:56pm

    Deep throat until she vomits up your ring.

  • Submitted by ChickenFarmer on May 1, 12 at 3:08pm

    Serves you right asshole!

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 20, 12 at 2:27am

    Smack the bitch til it falls out of her.

  • Submitted by ck24 on Apr 19, 12 at 6:39pm

    ON A SERIOUS.. call the cops.... get her arrested for theft... when she f ucking shits out the ring press charges on her bitch ass.. Get a legal agreement that she will not speak of your indiscretion in exchange for you dropping your theft lawsuit

  • Submitted by mattmac91 on Apr 20, 12 at 2:32am

    Just say it fell in the sink when you washed your hands

    • Submitted by porksword on Apr 20, 12 at 6:08am

      Or when he washed his dick in the sink.

  • Submitted by thompsonlates on Apr 19, 12 at 3:31pm

    What a cun

  • Submitted by mattt16 on Apr 19, 12 at 9:37pm

    Cunt...plain and simple...jealous cunt