She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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Serves you right
Kind of awesome. That's what you get for being a dbag.
My god! I havent seen someone get owned like that since before the civil war.
ass clowns like you are the reason so many great guys get stuck in the friend zone. thanks a lot dickwad.
That's not the reason, it's all you.
The friend zone only happens when the man isn't assertive about liking the girl. Don't be an ass, just be assertive.
smarter than she looked, huh?
Props to her!
Learn a lesson maybe?
Haha. You mean there's consequences for breaking your vows?
That's kind of hilarious
Wait, maybe..... and i know this sounds odd but..... quit being pathetic and be honest with your wife and deal with the repercussions?
Best thing I've read all week!!! Serves u right
I feel like that is just karma
Wait. This too shall pass.
Serves you right! I hope you paid a ton for it and never see it again.
Have her take a dump on your chest. You'll find it.
Serves you right, pig
Wow so she's smart and cool? I'm single and need a girl like that!
like a boss! not you, her!!!
Even when it seems like the girl had no idea the guy was married and only found out after, there's always the dbags who blame the girl. Well Ladies, I'm on your side for this one, I hope he never gets the ring back and his wife finds someone worth being with.
Kill her cut her open get it back. Problem solved and marriage saved.
That's just good shit right there!
Give her a laxative and play the waiting game and apologize and never do it again and most of alll LEARN from this
I'd suggest the law firm of Dewey, Screwem,
Just tell all your friends, and hers....oh yeah, she swallows!
can i have your wifes cell number?
Wait till she shits
Hey man maybe if you hadn't been cheating on the woman you promised to love in sickness and in health until death do you part you'd still have your ring
What goes in. Must come out.
Now what? How bout you go off yourself? You worthless shitbag
Look at the bright side, when your wife divorces you, you stick it in any hole you want. No hassles.
hahaha good for her
At no point does OP imply he actually shagged her, she could have just been someone who swallowed it for a laugh/spite. Lighten up, people!
Well at least you know where it is.
ck24, my thoughts exactly.
Buy a new one
Say this b*#%h came out of no where. Robbed me and then ate my ring. I think she was 51/50 Honey!
Deep throat until she vomits up your ring.
Have anal sex tomorrow and hope your dick fits in the ring to pull it out.
ON A SERIOUS.. call the cops.... get her arrested for theft... when she f ucking shits out the ring press charges on her bitch ass.. Get a legal agreement that she will not speak of your indiscretion in exchange for you dropping your theft lawsuit
Serves you right asshole!
Smack the bitch til it falls out of her.
Just say it fell in the sink when you washed your hands
Or when he washed his dick in the sink.
Cunt...plain and simple...jealous cunt
What a cun