sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
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HAHAHA! 10:24 and 10:28 have made my life.
Goal in life (inspired by 10:52) - To fill a turkey baster with period blood and squirt it into cheating boyfriend's mouth while he sleeps.
2:46 - Depo stops the ovaries from producing and releasing eggs, hence, nothing to cleanse.
2:46 by your logic, your vagina is only clean for a few days after a period and then it's "rank" again for 2 weeks till your next one. obviously you have no idea how female anatomy works.
every vagina constantly produces a thin crystal-clear to milky-white mucous that flows out to "clean" the vagina. it's somewhat similar to the liquid produced when a woman is sexually aroused but obviously there's a lot less of it.
that mucous is what keeps a vagina clean, not a period.
that's a job for edward cullen...
hahahahaha yeah i know that one! shit just get it over with in one day! lol.
HAHAHAHAHAHA not a bad idea
Oh, 2:46, it seems you've had plenty of experience with someone calling your vagina "rank" and "cooch".
Maybe it's your vagina that needs to take a look in the mirror and stop squaking at other people about their cleanliness.
PS. Using pry instead of the actual word, PROBABLY, makes you an IDIOT.
10:52(#1), i agree whole heartedly... fucking hilarious
Usually, I'm pretty gross and inappropriate when I think/talk, but this made me gag.
2:46 is obviously a graduate of GED land.
10:24...then call me a hero...i remember driving home one morning from one of my ex's and noticing blood still in the cracks of my knuckles...only solution was to lick it off :)
dude, you have the same fucking area code as me.
you just made my life
10:46, i am so glad you thought of a dentist suction thingy. i want to try that but then never go to the dentist again
I just threw up. Literally.
1245 you're supposed to have a period to cleanse your insides. IDIOT your vag is pry thee rankest cooch around
i have had the turkey baster wish before. how convenient that would be!
10:46, apparently your periods are not that heavy. Plenty of girls have to change tampons every two hours AND wear a pad just to be safe.
It takes a brave man to swim in the Red Sea, but a hero to drink it.
Try douching twice daily in shower instead
-Mom, can i borrow the turkey baster?
-Oh i just need to suck out all the blood.
-Go ahead, dear
this site has revealed horrible truths about periods that I have been refusing to believe for years
10:35, you try and deal with cramps, moodswings, and bleeding for a whole week. I don't know any guy that can do that so I think girls are way fucking better.
Sometimes? All the time
Periods = Sex in the shower. That way, it's a self-cleaning process.
since when does pry = probably? apparently that memo only went to the inhabitants of rank-coochland.
I've been having sex since I was fifteen (I'm 30 now) and I've never ever EVER had a guy earn his redwings with me...that's just gross.
As for the turkey baster thing, you're better off with Mirena. It's a BC that lasts for five years, and you don't really GET a period. I love mine.
Actually if you go to your GYN they can do it. They have a suction that will get rid of the built up lining so you don't have to have a period that month. Brides to be do it before their wedding/honeymoon so it doesn't ruin it. You could also go on seasonique to avoid it but if you can't take bc pills due to family history of cancers etc. the suction will work better.
I just puked all over my desk.
google it kids..
you will never use anything else once you've tried it
3:34, don't be bitter because you're physically inferior.
Proof guys are better rightt here
10:24 and 10:28 you are disgusting!
Above all, the text was pretty funny. But there was NO need to go into detail. EW
If I sucked out the blood with a baster, I don't think I'd be able to resist the temptation to then baste someone with it.
10:24 just made me vomit
HAHAHAHAHA! omgg. thats so funnhy!
"Have a Happy Period!"
..... that is so gross.
I totally agree. Try having endometriosis too. Its a bitch.
July 16, 2009 10:43AM no need. just stop sticking shit up there that would make it bleed.
ladies, you're not required to have a period. i was on the depo shot for years and LOVED it. no periods, no spotting, no cramps, no bloating, no pms, no fucked up mood swings. i don't know why any woman would still choose to have a period unless she's trying to get pregnant.
and if you don't want to get the depo shot, you can use pills, the ring, and the patch to stop your period too.
a turkey baster... or the suction that dentist's use for teeth cleaning ... yeah i've thought about it
NO,, I AGREE!! OR A VACUUM SUCTION! WHATS GROSS IS A WEEK OF FREAKING BLEEDING AND CLOTS AND MESSY PERIODS.
eww im surprised at how disgusting some girls are
just deal with it...and if its that bad, see your doctor
anddd no one needs to be preaching about what to wear, i agree with 1227
plusi have to lay down everytime i put a tampon in or else ill pass out, its not natural
guy asking if you're on the rag if you don't want to sleep with them..thats when to use the baster
What's stopping you?
OMGGGG MISTER WAFFFLESSSSS
i drink it by the gallon
i have often thought about it! or at least putting my uterus on a shelf till i wanna breed.
i knew a girl once who said her sister scooped her period blood out with a spoon so she could get busy on vacation... seemed topical and i wanted to share
this is so great, especially the thought of basting someone with it
10:24 omg will you marry me?
11:16 ill never be able to look at pizza again
3:01 awful mental image!!
Oh and OP, that would be so freaking amazing!
ahahahahahaha ooohhhh god. NO this wouldnt actually work because you bleed in spurts... like once or twice every so often
6:45, i've heard mirena works for some people but it definitely didn't work for me (i'm 12:45). i went from depo to mirena and it sucked. i stuck it out for 9 months before having it taken out. so all the things i didn't have on depo (no periods, no spotting, no cramps, no bloating, no pms, no fucked up mood swings), i got on the mirena. i switched to a low-est/ high-progest pill taken continuously and i'm finally back to normal.
but i wish the mirena had worked for me; in theory it sounded ideal...
i really wish some of you would take an anatomy course.
Learn the proper use of a colon, 3:15.
It's not just a place someone puts their DICK.
It's also something you use to separate hours from minutes when indicating TIME.
holy fucking disgusting
Amen to the turkey baster! But now I am seriously wondering if it will work... sounds doable.....
Of course this would be my area code..
seriously! every girl in the world would agree with this.
OMG I ALWAYS WISH THAT.
except not a turkey baster because that would take too long. a vaccuummm cleaner would prob do the trick
I AGREE! And mine only lasts 1-3 days
i think the OP is Melissa Etheridge on the rag
dude just use an Instead. they are fabulous. they can stay in 10-12 hours.. and can even stay in during sex.
10:24 - you're the spawn of evil!
Mr. Waffles is, quite frankly, fucking disturbed by this post.
3:34 would still suck a dick if I was bleeding I'm sure...she sounds fat
the text was pretty sick..bc they were probably somewhat serious
1024 was funny, i lol-ed
334.. you are my hero.
i don't think a baster would work... but i would absolutely love to rip out my insides...
and just fyi i'm on the pill but it doesn't make a damn bit of difference for me.
its just a couple days you dumb sluts deal with it. Thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard and can actually cause more bleeding and problems. Keep you legs closed for a week...not a big deal.
fuckin' love a good haemorrhage
so it pisses me off that i submit hilarious shit to this site and my shit never gets put up here...but then garbage like THIS makes it on the site????? how is that possble?????
yea....i've actually thought that myself countless times! sometimes....well,MOST times, bleeding from the vag just isnt ok!
the clots of uterine lining are the worst though. I'm a heavier bleeder-- changing a tampon every HOUR (and a super plus one, too) and still using a pad just in case on my heaviest day (day number 2) But I could deal with the bleeding if I could just suck out the clots. I love the women on this site
itd be a good idea if your bleeding was slow,
334 = genious!
although thatd be ..kinda really very gross
10:24 - My man is brave AND a hero :-) He aint scrrd.
I mean not with a turkey baster, but you can.
308, 301 PRY rank coochies
Have cramps now, it feels like someone is thrusting their finger into my left ovary, twisting, and pulling it back out.
I've never thought of that but holy shit that would be AWESOME! Lol
No there is no need for 10:56 I GOT ILL
great, now i'm going to picture it at thanksgiving.
10:35, I don't think anyone was talking about removing their period blood so they could have sex?
But yeah, nice attempt at insulting the rest of us that posted.
Diva Cup = awesome
btw, if you're anything of an environmentalist, you'd know the estrogen in birth control is really bad for the environment. it's causing mutations in fish and a wierd unbalance in the source of YOUR drinking water
10:24 and 10:28 are my true heroes. xD
I've never laughed so hard in my life.
I've totally thought the same thing...that and stabbing myself in the abdomen with a syringe to suck it all out.
we don't need the turkey baster
LOL NASTY BUT WISH WE CAN
Uh, I hate periods as much as the next girl. But use a freaking tampon. Pads are disgusting.
i know how you feel, but that is disgusting
and 1116.. no need, no need
Next time you get a pizza and there's a little extra pizza sauce..... be aware!
Um...disgusting...all of it.
10:24 & 10:28 - I literally just gagged and dry heaved a little.
DUDE WTF? WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU SEND THAT TO SOMEONE
it's so true but you keep those thoughts to urself
i have definitely thought about that before....or wished that was possible...
I am gonna go ahead and be the debby downer here and say that, no, it wouldn't work, because when you get your period it's not like your uterus is suddenly a huge barrel of blood. It's more like, your uterus grew thick over the couple of weeks but never got the chance to grow a baby, so the lining is slowly shedding itself. FUN FACT! I'm afraid you'll just have to go with the flow.
I DEFINITELY WISH THAT WOULD WORK!!!
what kind of people send texts like these? imagine if you were out to dinner with your grandma and got this text...even worse if its some fat chick talking about her period...no one wants to think about blood covering your chunky thighs
"Goal in life (inspired by 10:52) - To fill a turkey baster with period blood and squirt it into cheating boyfriend's mouth while he sleeps."
that is hilarious but totally disgusting!!
HAHAHA this text is so relatable as a girl. fuck boys you assholes should bleed from your cocks.
2:16, if you have endometriosis, you should really go on birth control. For some people, it stops the pain on the first day.
you should be ashamed to call yourself a long island local you disgust me....
what are you gonna baste with it?
Would the turkey baster work in my ass too?
2:07 is so lucky! (Me: Jealous)
omg mee too!
i'm not even joking.
why the fuck did you say that?
10:24 --- you'd make an awesome wingman!
PS- in a Anne Rice book, Menoch the Devil, Lestat did the same thing...except he got it from the source!