I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
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with that kind of skill, she obviously has had enough meat in her to open a deli
the fact that she has multiple sizes in condoms suggests she may be a bit .. uh.. promiscuous.
Did she say 'yes'? Don't keep us in suspense.
Did you some how forget to mention she was a prostitute. .?? possibly?
I thought there were only regular sized and then magnums??
Kudos to her for playing safe!
You can't ask your mom to marry you!
Obviously this is from a 35 year old Virgin still living in moms basement.
I've always thought there should be a ladies' variety pack of condoms. With multiple sizes in it
Must've been the size of her thumb and not her finger, good for you!