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  • @ 2:53 WHAT IF .. you just stopped breathing. People like you are why there are so many TFLN's that never happened but were just thought up as something that might be funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:30am
  • i've done that. if it's soft and furry you just can't resist.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:03pm
  • WHAT IF...she was high, opened her eyes and thought she was in a forest

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:53am
  • been there, just so tempting! then my friends mom moved me and i felt like crying XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 5:16pm
  • just think of all the drops of urine that have splashed on that rug

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:07pm
  • oh yeah. some house i partied at had a nice shag like rug. passed out and snored all night. people left notes judging my snoring level.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:34pm
  • HAHAHA this made me LOL. I can so relate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:12pm
  • thats happened to me too haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:31pm
  • totally done that, it's so awesome. i just wish i remembered more of it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:07pm
  • dude i've done this before and it's been one of the best sleeps ever weirdly enough. the tile floor was cold (and cleaned thouroughly pre-party) and the rug was nice and fuzzy...so great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:45am
  • Imagine if that soft and furry rug was also cold....heaven to a drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:13am
  • serves her right, that'll teach her. last time i passed out in the bathroom, i blamed my parents because they got a new jacuzzi tub.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:37pm
  • It was red, stained subtly from god knows what. But it was a tickling plush oasis from the moist linoleum. And I don't care who has to piss. I'm reciting f@#$ing Shakespeare in here. - True Story, I have witnesses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:51am
  • lmao @ 8:07 foul, but true..... hope they had a nice sleep :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:44pm