her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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I'm sure there were skinny ones there...they just didn't survive breakfast. Moment of silence for them....
this may be the greatest measuring system ever created.
Well, at least the bride went all the way to ensure she was the prettiest there.
So, which one did you end up fucking?
Sounds like you need to buy a harpoon.
Best. Wedding description. Ever.
Wow, this is funny, I wonder what WTF looked like.
With whale friends like that, she must have REALLY low self esteem.
Thar she blows
JUST SAY NO TO FAT CHICKS
Oh my fucking god this is funny
step11.... funniest shit ever!!! :)
That is the smartest bride ever!! I should of had some rhinos up there with me to make me look good...
Oh the humanity!!!
Hahahahahahahah I love this one!!!
Hahaha funny thing re: this post is that we all know this dude will be all over the fleshy ones...
Omg I feel bad for laughing but that's hilarious!
man the harpoons
Lmfao. By far the funniest tfln I have read.
Hey Buddah...funniest comment ever, so fucking clever!!
*aisle. I'm surprised nobody corrected that yet, with as many grammar Nazis as we have on this site.
Did you "harpoon" any of them?
"with fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
That's Kirkland girls for ya....choose the bridesmaids that make them look better!
Hide the children!
Play Count The Rolls!
Man the harpoons!
Just keep their skin wet and get 'em back in the water before the clock strikes midnight or they'll be stuck in their human form forever.
My brother's wedding was like this. haha\nFor Gods sake, Caterpillars
That's so fucked up
Oh, the huge manatee!
Dude...that's funny as hell!
Haha dear god this is hilarious. That has to be the smartest bride ever
Hope he went with free willy for the irony.\n\nWord up Step11. May they rest in piece(s).
Damn that's so mean hahah. Time to hit the gym ladies!
Here comes free willy! Here comes free willy!
Lmao. Why would anyone put thumbs down to this?? \n\nOh wait...fat girls did. :)))
That sir is fuking awesome
Fuck it TO THE HINDEN- PETER
Standards definitely going up around here.
Kdean90, even if you should HAVE had those rhinos up there, they would HAVE needed to correct you as well, still leaving you embarrassed! :/
Step11, fucking funniest comment! Freaking killed me. Thanks
They were chased in by GreenPeace. Took them 2 days to get to the wedding cause they kept dragging them back out to sea
I just loled all over myself.
Oh WA.. What has it come to?? \n\n\nPS I wanna see what wtf size is!
Agreed with babydoll