her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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I'm sure there were skinny ones there...they just didn't survive breakfast. Moment of silence for them....
this may be the greatest measuring system ever created.
Well, at least the bride went all the way to ensure she was the prettiest there.
So, which one did you end up fucking?
Sounds like you need to buy a harpoon.
Best. Wedding description. Ever.
Oh my fucking god this is funny
Thar she blows
With whale friends like that, she must have REALLY low self esteem.
Wow, this is funny, I wonder what WTF looked like.
step11.... funniest shit ever!!! :)
That is the smartest bride ever!! I should of had some rhinos up there with me to make me look good...
Oh the humanity!!!
Hahahahahahahah I love this one!!!
JUST SAY NO TO FAT CHICKS
Hahaha funny thing re: this post is that we all know this dude will be all over the fleshy ones...
Omg I feel bad for laughing but that's hilarious!
man the harpoons
Hey Buddah...funniest comment ever, so fucking clever!!
*aisle. I'm surprised nobody corrected that yet, with as many grammar Nazis as we have on this site.
That's Kirkland girls for ya....choose the bridesmaids that make them look better!
Did you "harpoon" any of them?
Man the harpoons!
Just keep their skin wet and get 'em back in the water before the clock strikes midnight or they'll be stuck in their human form forever.
Play Count The Rolls!
"with fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
Lmfao. By far the funniest tfln I have read.
My brother's wedding was like this. haha\nFor Gods sake, Caterpillars
Hide the children!
That's so fucked up
Dude...that's funny as hell!
Fuck it TO THE HINDEN- PETER
Hope he went with free willy for the irony.\n\nWord up Step11. May they rest in piece(s).
Oh, the huge manatee!
Damn that's so mean hahah. Time to hit the gym ladies!
Lmao. Why would anyone put thumbs down to this?? \n\nOh wait...fat girls did. :)))
That sir is fuking awesome
Haha dear god this is hilarious. That has to be the smartest bride ever
Standards definitely going up around here.
Here comes free willy! Here comes free willy!
Oh WA.. What has it come to?? \n\n\nPS I wanna see what wtf size is!
Kdean90, even if you should HAVE had those rhinos up there, they would HAVE needed to correct you as well, still leaving you embarrassed! :/
I just loled all over myself.
Step11, fucking funniest comment! Freaking killed me. Thanks
They were chased in by GreenPeace. Took them 2 days to get to the wedding cause they kept dragging them back out to sea
Agreed with babydoll