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  • Submitted by step11 on Jul 3, 10 at 12:12pm

    I'm sure there were skinny ones there...they just didn't survive breakfast. Moment of silence for them....

  • Submitted by gdbear30 on Jul 3, 10 at 11:05am

    this may be the greatest measuring system ever created.

  • Submitted by barless on Jul 3, 10 at 10:05am

    Well, at least the bride went all the way to ensure she was the prettiest there.

  • Submitted by CherryCheeseCake on Jul 3, 10 at 5:09pm

    So, which one did you end up fucking?

  • Submitted by haterzgonnahate on Jul 3, 10 at 5:33pm

    Sounds like you need to buy a harpoon.

  • Submitted by kristileo on Jul 3, 10 at 3:19pm

    Best. Wedding description. Ever.

  • Submitted by SkipplesNipples on Jul 3, 10 at 9:47am

    With whale friends like that, she must have REALLY low self esteem.

  • Submitted by tiptap25 on Jul 3, 10 at 11:06am

    Oh my fucking god this is funny

  • Submitted by sceby1 on Jul 3, 10 at 12:22pm

    Thar she blows

  • Submitted by mcat on Jul 3, 10 at 3:29pm

    Wow, this is funny, I wonder what WTF looked like.

  • Submitted by FunSizeLatina on Jul 4, 10 at 2:30am

    step11.... funniest shit ever!!! :)

  • Submitted by kdean90 on Jul 3, 10 at 2:07pm

    That is the smartest bride ever!! I should of had some rhinos up there with me to make me look good...

  • Submitted by BariSaxy10 on Jul 3, 10 at 8:03pm

    shallow jerks

  • Submitted by buddhaphish on Jul 3, 10 at 10:47am

    Oh the humanity!!!

  • Submitted by xoNYbaby on Jul 3, 10 at 3:00pm

    Hahahahahahahah I love this one!!!

  • Submitted by jbubbya on Jul 3, 10 at 6:49pm

    Hilarious... Win.

  • Submitted by Jay_B on Jul 3, 10 at 4:07pm


  • Submitted by aliasspiff on Jul 3, 10 at 12:09pm

    Hahaha funny thing re: this post is that we all know this dude will be all over the fleshy ones...

  • Submitted by Soviet_Russia on Jul 6, 10 at 10:14am

    *aisle. I'm surprised nobody corrected that yet, with as many grammar Nazis as we have on this site.

  • Submitted by sole on Jul 3, 10 at 11:10pm

    Omg I feel bad for laughing but that's hilarious!

  • Submitted by aTastyCookie on Jul 3, 10 at 7:33pm

    man the harpoons

  • Submitted by FreezFire on Jul 4, 10 at 3:34am

    That's Kirkland girls for ya....choose the bridesmaids that make them look better!

  • Submitted by jenmaree on Jul 4, 10 at 1:51am

    Did you "harpoon" any of them?

  • Submitted by RickTrolled on Jul 5, 10 at 1:54am


  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 3, 10 at 5:53pm

    Hey Buddah...funniest comment ever, so fucking clever!!

  • Submitted by haleyar on Dec 27, 10 at 2:26am

    Man the harpoons!

  • Submitted by dannnyy on Jul 3, 10 at 9:49pm

    Lmfao. By far the funniest tfln I have read.

  • Submitted by Norsely on Jul 4, 10 at 9:39am

    Just keep their skin wet and get 'em back in the water before the clock strikes midnight or they'll be stuck in their human form forever.

  • Submitted by anomymouse on Jul 3, 10 at 9:20am

    Play Count The Rolls!

  • Submitted by noleana on Jul 3, 10 at 8:46pm

    My brother's wedding was like this. haha\nFor Gods sake, Caterpillars

  • Submitted by snarlsbarkly on Jul 3, 10 at 11:09am

    Hide the children!

  • Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jul 5, 10 at 2:45am

    "with fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

  • Submitted by babydoll89 on Jul 4, 10 at 1:59pm

    That's so fucked up

  • Submitted by burgass on Jul 3, 10 at 11:22am

    Dude...that's funny as hell!

  • Submitted by R3X on Jul 3, 10 at 3:21pm

    Fuck it TO THE HINDEN- PETER 

  • Submitted by shawty101 on Aug 16, 10 at 2:27am

    Ahahahaha "wtf"

  • Submitted by ashlee34 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:22am

    Lmao. Why would anyone put thumbs down to this?? \n\nOh wait...fat girls did. :)))

  • Submitted by mikew2010 on Jul 9, 10 at 9:35pm

    Oh, the huge manatee!

  • Submitted by rockmeallnighttt on Jul 9, 10 at 1:50am

    Damn that's so mean hahah. Time to hit the gym ladies!

  • Submitted by Filter on Jul 6, 10 at 3:02pm

    That sir is fuking awesome

  • Submitted by versipellis on Jul 3, 10 at 8:37pm

    Hope he went with free willy for the irony.\n\nWord up Step11. May they rest in piece(s).

  • Submitted by summerstorm on Jul 3, 10 at 9:38am

    Freakin' awesome....

  • Submitted by darlin665 on Jul 4, 10 at 1:05am

    Haha dear god this is hilarious. That has to be the smartest bride ever

  • Submitted by abc101 on Jul 3, 10 at 9:32am

    Here comes free willy! Here comes free willy!

  • Submitted by elite on Jul 4, 10 at 1:20am

    Kdean90, even if you should HAVE had those rhinos up there, they would HAVE needed to correct you as well, still leaving you embarrassed! :/

  • Submitted by amonymous on Jul 3, 10 at 1:21pm

    Standards definitely going up around here.

  • Submitted by thisdude on Jul 3, 10 at 10:16am

    I just loled all over myself.

  • Submitted by NBree on Jul 3, 10 at 7:04pm

    Oh WA.. What has it come to?? \n\n\nPS I wanna see what wtf size is!

  • Submitted by hpd1344 on Jul 3, 10 at 11:09am


  • Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 11, 11 at 2:29am

    Step11, fucking funniest comment! Freaking killed me. Thanks

  • Submitted by drinkingwater on Jul 5, 10 at 1:20am

    Agreed with babydoll

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    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 11, 11 at 2:26am

    They were chased in by GreenPeace. Took them 2 days to get to the wedding cause they kept dragging them back out to sea