Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
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You mean Cock Lobster? Looking in the windows of that place is like looking into a douchebag aquarium.
hah I know the chick from rocklobster lol
11 26 thank you, only fat girls who tell their hot friend that is talking to a guy that it's time to leave the party is a big fat ugly cockblocker
What does that say about you, 10:51? Aside from the fact that you can't spell "laid" even when the correct spelling is provided for you by the asshole with whom you're arguing.
hahahahahaaa SUPERR COCK BLOCKAGE!
well..that is what you get for being a little pussy.
Sounds just like me and my friend...ahh good times
not cockblocking. if 317 had prevented 812 from making a move, or had interrupted while 812 WAS making a move...THEN it would be cockblocking. here, 812 didn't make a move, so the chick was fair game for 317.
Hasn't anyone seen funny people?
Technically, just because a girl points out a hot guy that doesn't necessarily mean he wouldn't rather hook up with one of her friends. I've seen girls pursue the same guy more than once. Sure, sometimes one girl will yield to the other and back-off but not even that often. May the best woman win.
Or in this case, may the best man win. And he did. High-five 317!
317, i love you,
and really, rock lobster? theres some skanks up in broad ripple
Big Tone says this is NOT cockblocking.
“The amount of money I’ll be makin would hurt your parents feelings. Remember the class where I taught you all how to make it rain? That’s what I’ll be doin every night, dollar…dollar…bills y’all.”
What's a "church bitch," 10:55(1)?
Hell yes to the rock lobster! I love Broad ripple!
ahahahahhahah best text in a ill minute
Its true a lot of whores do hang out in Rocklobster. One is Gretchen Garbor.
ouch dude... oooouuuuchhhhhh!!
what cuntbag quotes kenny powers? oh you. thats who.
Good one bitch you don't even know what cockblocking is cuz ur so fat and ugly you never get laid
I'm not sure whether to good night this or bad night it lol
It's a kenny powers quote
But the op isn't a girl the rules are different, 812 didn't make a move, she wasn't off limits at all, this isn't cockblocking at all
i get layed more than your mom..and she's a whore.
Dont hate the player, hate the game! Get your own ass....
Gross, all the whores from Broad Ripple hang out at the Lobster.
Wait....how is this cock blocking when 812 didn't make a move and OP got some? You're avretard go drink paint thinner
no 10:19, you're just a douche bag that likes doing cunty things. go wackk off in a corner somewhere..
keepin' it classy Indiana.
Too bad the correct spelling is laid you 15 year old church bitch
just let me fuck her and I'll know if there fake or not
I was just there last night, I think I saw you!
This is not cockblocking. Most women don't consider this cockblocking either. Only ugly ones who can't get any and try to make their friends not get any either.
so you have to make a move in order to be "cock blocking"? whoa! didnt know that. i dont like how this game is played. we just call dibbs on anyone thats hot and if she makes a move on him....its cockblockage!!
Fuck yes like the great philosopher once said " if you ain't first your last!!! "Ricky Bobby"
wow that's fake boobs yeah I know and I don't even know what the fuck I'm talkin about
im a girl..and the rule is..if your friend likes someone he's off limits..and if she does it anyway its cockblocking..no? maybe i need a penis ::drinking paint thinner now::
I would react the same way
10:17 Hell yes.
If your friend has his eyes on some girl and says so, give him a chance to make a move. A decent chance, I mean. Some guys suck at starting conversations, so you gotta take that into consideration. But if it gets obvious that he's just gonna fuckin' pine all night and jerk off about it in the morning, you can either be his wing man or hook up with her to teach him not to stall so much.
no, you smell like shit you dickhead. WIN. in yo face!
This isn't cockblocking?
I'm from the 812, and this dude needs to grow a pair.
It isn't cockblocking if he didn't even try.
that im not fat 10:55. slutty maybe. ugly and fat. definately not.
rock lobster is the shit!! yeah reppin the ripple! 317 so did not cockblock
If I see a girl that's hot and don't even talk to her and my buddy gets with her it's not cockblocking, if I was talking to the girl and trying to get with her then my buddy attempts to get with her and ruins my chances, that's cockblocking and it did not happen here, you don't know shit bout cockblocking go back to cocksucking
Kenny powers is the shit you dickhead
Not cockblocking at all. The friend shouldn't be mad either, he didn't even try
Funniest thing I ever heard lmao rotfl