So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
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Marriage gives you zero access. If anything it's even more heavily regulated than when you're single.
No that is a bad marriage. Once the ring is on her, she cooks, cleans and fucks at the man's will. Anything else, kick her to the curb and find a girl that does.
Screw that! Whatever happened to equal partnerships? I'd rather be a single girl taking care of me if that's your offer.
When you chose to become a woman, that is when it stopped being equal.
who wouldn't want a sugar mama like this (assuming OP is a girl)?
p.s. this is sarcasm for those douchetards who don't recognize it...
*head for the hills*
Is the OP a girl or guy?? I'm assuming its got to be a guy. A chick wouldn't say "reproductive organs" She was say pussy or vagina. Those words work much better as an incentive for guys because those are pretty much the only words we would her during that offer..
Oh, so she gets to find food for you AND cook it? Who could refuse that?!
Marriage. Interesting proposal.
If a girl offered me this I'm in. But just for a semester or two lol