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  • I would scream "IT'S ALIVE" and either run screaming from her place or kick her out of my house. Then I'd slightly rofl, and head to the hospital. But what would you say to your friends? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:31am
  • You can't go without the scratch-and-sniff test

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:17am
  • Is this why so many dudes never bother to learn how to use those fingers for pleasure??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:20am
  • ha ;) this is so true...If you can't find it on the first try, walk away...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:27pm
  • better to lose a finger than your penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:18pm
  • exactly, gotta send in the light recon infantry before you bust out the heavy artillery

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:15pm
  • I've not heard wiser words in a long time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:10am
  • There's nothing like the hand test

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:19pm
  • Ha ha, no doubt. But it's all good until you one day lose a finger on one of those covert missions.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:51am
  • ive done this on dudes for the small dick test...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:28pm
  • Ha, how would either of you react to the guy losing a finger in that situation? Too funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:13am
  • dammit i thought it was for pleasureable foreplay all those times i feel decieved

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:05pm
  • This post is making me paranoid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:21am
  • Recon the landscape - got to make sure you're clear for landing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:27am
  • Haha, girls do the same thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:15pm
  • My friends and I call this move "the canary". You gotta send the canary down into the mine first. If it dies, you don't go down that mine. P.S. I'm not a dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:19pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I will forever be watching for this move!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:40pm
  • haha girls do this for guys to check out size too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:35am
  • My wife thought I made that up & that I was lying about it! The finger sniff test. Finger Recon does sound better. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:37pm
  • LMAO the text was great, but I loved all the military talk afterwards, hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:05pm
  • I just laughed out loud so hard the entire office had to read this shit. Love it. And YES ladeis EVERY guy does this in some way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:05pm
  • That's awesome! Well played.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:51am
  • Hahaha the "dip

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:19am