ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
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I would scream "IT'S ALIVE" and either run screaming from her place or kick her out of my house. Then I'd slightly rofl, and head to the hospital. But what would you say to your friends? lol
You can't go without the scratch-and-sniff test
Is this why so many dudes never bother to learn how to use those fingers for pleasure??
ha ;) this is so true...If you can't find it on the first try, walk away...
better to lose a finger than your penis
exactly, gotta send in the light recon infantry before you bust out the heavy artillery
I've not heard wiser words in a long time!
There's nothing like the hand test
Ha ha, no doubt. But it's all good until you one day lose a finger on one of those covert missions.
ive done this on dudes for the small dick test...
Ha, how would either of you react to the guy losing a finger in that situation? Too funny.
dammit i thought it was for pleasureable foreplay all those times
i feel decieved
This post is making me paranoid.
Recon the landscape - got to make sure you're clear for landing.
Haha, girls do the same thing.
My friends and I call this move "the canary". You gotta send the canary down into the mine first. If it dies, you don't go down that mine. P.S. I'm not a dude.
I will forever be watching for this move!
haha girls do this for guys to check out size too!
My wife thought I made that up & that I was lying about it! The finger sniff test. Finger Recon does sound better. :D
LMAO the text was great, but I loved all the military talk afterwards, hahaha
I just laughed out loud so hard the entire office had to read this shit. Love it. And YES ladeis EVERY guy does this in some way.
That's awesome! Well played.
Hahaha the "dip