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  • First mature relationship? That's always a weird feeling. Like "more than just wanting to fuck him, I actually want to love and take care of him as well." You can try to fight it, but resistance is futile.

    Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 22, 10 at 3:38pm
  • Maybe this will keep the 'welfare instincts' at bay?

    Submitted by Togglebunny on Nov 22, 10 at 11:38pm
  • don't worry those slut instincts will be back, in force too

    Submitted by steeldude on Nov 22, 10 at 5:11pm
  • They are actually two phases of the same instinct.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 22, 10 at 4:14pm
  • doing the horizontal tango is both motherly and slutty. slutty: you're giving away a free trip to the beaver lodge. motherly: you're making them feel better. two birds-one stone!

    Submitted by jasboo on Nov 22, 10 at 2:42pm
  • Happens to the best of them. It's been a good run, thanks for all the free blowjobs. Fired.

    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 22, 10 at 2:37pm
  • Welcome to the real world it sucks ur gonna love it #friendsquotes

    Submitted by evolwayz on Nov 22, 10 at 4:49pm