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  • Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 22, 10 at 3:38pm

    First mature relationship? That's always a weird feeling. Like "more than just wanting to fuck him, I actually want to love and take care of him as well." You can try to fight it, but resistance is futile.

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    Submitted by Togglebunny on Nov 22, 10 at 11:38pm

    Maybe this will keep the 'welfare instincts' at bay?

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    Submitted by steeldude on Nov 22, 10 at 5:11pm

    don't worry those slut instincts will be back, in force too

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 22, 10 at 4:14pm

    They are actually two phases of the same instinct.

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    Submitted by jasboo on Nov 22, 10 at 2:42pm

    doing the horizontal tango is both motherly and slutty. slutty: you're giving away a free trip to the beaver lodge. motherly: you're making them feel better. two birds-one stone!

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    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 22, 10 at 2:37pm

    Happens to the best of them. It's been a good run, thanks for all the free blowjobs. Fired.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 22, 10 at 7:11pm

      Yup. Tits or wheels.

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    Submitted by evolwayz on Nov 22, 10 at 4:49pm

    Welcome to the real world it sucks ur gonna love it #friendsquotes