My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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First mature relationship? That's always a weird feeling. Like "more than just wanting to fuck him, I actually want to love and take care of him as well." You can try to fight it, but resistance is futile.
Maybe this will keep the 'welfare instincts' at bay?
They are actually two phases of the same instinct.
don't worry those slut instincts will be back, in force too
doing the horizontal tango is both motherly and slutty. slutty: you're giving away a free trip to the beaver lodge. motherly: you're making them feel better. two birds-one stone!
Happens to the best of them. It's been a good run, thanks for all the free blowjobs. Fired.
Yup. Tits or wheels.
Welcome to the real world it sucks ur gonna love it #friendsquotes