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  • Interestingly, happiness is a guy shooting his milkshake on a set of big boobs. Not sure what hair has to do with it.

    Submitted by JunkShot on Oct 11, 11 at 4:57pm
  • hair is what you hold on to whilst shooting your milkshake

    Submitted by ltsmash on Oct 11, 11 at 5:15pm
  • @ghashly: i agree, The goldfish thing is kinda fucked up.

    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 12, 11 at 1:16am
  • Dummies, you pull her hair while you are dog fucking her. Then, you roll her over and you dump a milkshake on her tits and face. As she is crying that it stings her eyes, the milkshake trickles into her hair. See how easy that was?

    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 12, 11 at 1:14am
  • Goldfish most certainly do NOT make me happy. Milkshakes and big boobs (as long as they aren't my boobs), however..

    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Oct 11, 11 at 10:09pm
    • This made me think of that vomit inducing "well sushi is expensive and goldfish are cheaper" commercial. Poor daughter with the empty fish bowl. @ fatherfigure...I really hope you don't ever have children and if you do then please save this from the sex talk...

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 12, 11 at 3:14am
  • @fatherfigure well that was extremely difficult bet it took a while to figure it out there

    Submitted by Can_Be_Logic on Oct 12, 11 at 2:02am