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  • 64 62
    Submitted by tlovell on Nov 23, 11 at 3:27pm

    Because we had that last night

  • 64 74
    Submitted by creepojohnson on Nov 23, 11 at 2:31pm

    Because coloreds like hennessy

  • 60 75
    Submitted by peachpie88 on Nov 23, 11 at 5:14pm

    It can be! It can be!

  • 52 63
    Submitted by capt0bv10u5 on Nov 23, 11 at 11:29pm

    @nunubeest: if anything being plastered makes them better. \nAnd I would say that the only reason it can't be is because if that's your idea, you're most likely out of vodka.

    • 55 66
      Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 24, 11 at 1:20am

      there isn't enough booze on earth that can make this family functional..we got so many skeletons in the closet the french catacombs are calling us showoffs

  • 53 67
    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 23, 11 at 5:34pm

    because family get togethers are shitty enough without getting everyone plastered

  • 52 77
    Submitted by jltc on Nov 23, 11 at 3:24pm

    Because watermelon is a summer thing.

  • 53 80
    Submitted by bttrdenu on Nov 23, 11 at 6:18pm

    We need the vodka to marinate the turducken