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  • Because watermelon is a summer thing.

    Submitted by jltc on Nov 23, 11 at 3:24pm
  • Because we had that last night

    Submitted by tlovell on Nov 23, 11 at 3:27pm
  • Because coloreds like hennessy

    Submitted by creepojohnson on Nov 23, 11 at 2:31pm
  • @nunubeest: if anything being plastered makes them better. \nAnd I would say that the only reason it can't be is because if that's your idea, you're most likely out of vodka.

    Submitted by capt0bv10u5 on Nov 23, 11 at 11:29pm
    • there isn't enough booze on earth that can make this family functional..we got so many skeletons in the closet the french catacombs are calling us showoffs

      Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 24, 11 at 1:20am
  • It can be! It can be!

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Nov 23, 11 at 5:14pm
  • We need the vodka to marinate the turducken

    Submitted by bttrdenu on Nov 23, 11 at 6:18pm
  • because family get togethers are shitty enough without getting everyone plastered

    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 23, 11 at 5:34pm