Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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Draw a target on a piece of paper lay it down then cum on that you hit the bullseye you win at prude sex
why not? i love to swallow, and if he wants to cum on me then i let him! my only rule is that he helps me clean up ;)
well where's a guy supposed to cum???
So he should fuck your sister instead?
aaaaaand he's supposed to cum ... where, exactly?
There should be no moratorium on cumming, lady.
This is what condoms are for. Wrap it up. Less mess.
So... cum in the sink?
that so stupid. like you gotta at least let me cum on your tits, stomach, back or pussy.
Man if this chick told me this, then I would cum on her face the next time I fuck her, and never fuck her again
what about ON your bed?
Least fun girl to fuck ever.
Fuck this bitch thats why she'll die alone
I don't mind swallowing or getting cum on my stomache or back. Shit, if you don't want mess or babies, cum in her ass. Problem solved.
first 8:19...the one that loves to swallow
What a bitch, for that she deserves it in the face
and you texted this to someone because?
She obviously wants him to take one for the team and keep it in his bellybutton.
Sure, no problems. Then when you go to sleep, it's going in your ear, up your nose, everywhere.
sometimes i feel like this.
He should cum on a paper towel and wipe it on all her plates and the rim of her cups! That'll teach her!!!
This is fake. From a movie called Sol Goode
8:19 will you marry me?
i'll try to not cum on you, but i cant make any promises!
Well, you're just LOADS of fun...not
reminds you of choke, cause that's where it's from!
what a bitch. she went home alone i hope. i, for one, like to feel wanted
this is where you blow a load on the back of this bitches head...she rolls around in it....that text from last night gets a good night from me if it ever appears on this site haha
11:23 You only feel wanted when you jizz somewhere? What a sad life.
8:50 You have no imagination.
why the fuck was this a text? lmao
Why are we having sex then?
Yea, I've slept with a girl like that too.
I came in her anyway.
Look it up.
kind of limits your fuckin options eh?
maybe the person was just responding to a text where the guy was like im gonna cumm on your so hard or something like that? maybe hse just odesnt want to have sex with the person.
wtf this text isn't funny at all
I'd do all three and split.
Who said this person is female? Maybe its a guy telling a guy that! lol! You can't assume anything any more.
Reminds me of Choke. Haha
She didn't mention anything about her not swallowing! Win.
i think i've slept with this girl...
My boyfriend can come anywhere he wants, as long as he cleans if up.
Nobody is going to fuck you with those rules. "No penetrating me, no lusting at me, no sex...so sure we can have sex."
Curtains, teddybear, or make her swallow... Save a smile, suck a dick.