Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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Draw a target on a piece of paper lay it down then cum on that you hit the bullseye you win at prude sex
well where's a guy supposed to cum???
why not? i love to swallow, and if he wants to cum on me then i let him! my only rule is that he helps me clean up ;)
So he should fuck your sister instead?
aaaaaand he's supposed to cum ... where, exactly?
There should be no moratorium on cumming, lady.
that so stupid. like you gotta at least let me cum on your tits, stomach, back or pussy.
Man if this chick told me this, then I would cum on her face the next time I fuck her, and never fuck her again
This is what condoms are for. Wrap it up. Less mess.
So... cum in the sink?
what about ON your bed?
Fuck this bitch thats why she'll die alone
Least fun girl to fuck ever.
What a bitch, for that she deserves it in the face
I don't mind swallowing or getting cum on my stomache or back. Shit, if you don't want mess or babies, cum in her ass. Problem solved.
first 8:19...the one that loves to swallow
and you texted this to someone because?
She obviously wants him to take one for the team and keep it in his bellybutton.
reminds you of choke, cause that's where it's from!
This is fake. From a movie called Sol Goode
Sure, no problems. Then when you go to sleep, it's going in your ear, up your nose, everywhere.
Why are we having sex then?
He should cum on a paper towel and wipe it on all her plates and the rim of her cups! That'll teach her!!!
i'll try to not cum on you, but i cant make any promises!
sometimes i feel like this.
8:19 will you marry me?
Well, you're just LOADS of fun...not
what a bitch. she went home alone i hope. i, for one, like to feel wanted
11:23 You only feel wanted when you jizz somewhere? What a sad life.
Yea, I've slept with a girl like that too.
I came in her anyway.
8:50 You have no imagination.
why the fuck was this a text? lmao
this is where you blow a load on the back of this bitches head...she rolls around in it....that text from last night gets a good night from me if it ever appears on this site haha
Look it up.
kind of limits your fuckin options eh?
Who said this person is female? Maybe its a guy telling a guy that! lol! You can't assume anything any more.
I'd do all three and split.
wtf this text isn't funny at all
i think i've slept with this girl...
maybe the person was just responding to a text where the guy was like im gonna cumm on your so hard or something like that? maybe hse just odesnt want to have sex with the person.
She didn't mention anything about her not swallowing! Win.
Reminds me of Choke. Haha
My boyfriend can come anywhere he wants, as long as he cleans if up.
Nobody is going to fuck you with those rules. "No penetrating me, no lusting at me, no sex...so sure we can have sex."
Curtains, teddybear, or make her swallow... Save a smile, suck a dick.