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  • Draw a target on a piece of paper lay it down then cum on that you hit the bullseye you win at prude sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 9:42pm
  • well where's a guy supposed to cum??? :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:18pm
  • why not? i love to swallow, and if he wants to cum on me then i let him! my only rule is that he helps me clean up ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:19pm
  • So he should fuck your sister instead?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:56pm
  • aaaaaand he's supposed to cum ... where, exactly? There should be no moratorium on cumming, lady.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:53pm
  • that so stupid. like you gotta at least let me cum on your tits, stomach, back or pussy. Man if this chick told me this, then I would cum on her face the next time I fuck her, and never fuck her again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:59pm
  • This is what condoms are for. Wrap it up. Less mess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:16pm
  • So... cum in the sink?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:19pm
  • what about ON your bed?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:57pm
  • Fuck this bitch thats why she'll die alone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:09pm
  • Least fun girl to fuck ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:04pm
  • first 8:19...the one that loves to swallow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:22pm
  • What a bitch, for that she deserves it in the face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:01pm
  • I don't mind swallowing or getting cum on my stomache or back. Shit, if you don't want mess or babies, cum in her ass. Problem solved.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 8:53pm
  • and you texted this to someone because?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:14pm
  • She obviously wants him to take one for the team and keep it in his bellybutton.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:36pm
  • reminds you of choke, cause that's where it's from!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 3:45am
  • Why are we having sex then?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:05pm
  • He should cum on a paper towel and wipe it on all her plates and the rim of her cups! That'll teach her!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:59pm
  • This is fake. From a movie called Sol Goode

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:32am
  • i'll try to not cum on you, but i cant make any promises!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:47pm
  • Sure, no problems. Then when you go to sleep, it's going in your ear, up your nose, everywhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:09am
  • 8:19 will you marry me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:21pm
  • sometimes i feel like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:19am
  • Well, you're just LOADS of fun...not

    Submitted by spikki on Aug 1, 11 at 10:00pm
  • what a bitch. she went home alone i hope. i, for one, like to feel wanted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:23pm
  • 8:50 You have no imagination.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 6:10pm
  • 11:23 You only feel wanted when you jizz somewhere? What a sad life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:33am
  • Yea, I've slept with a girl like that too. I came in her anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:43pm
  • why the fuck was this a text? lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:40pm
  • this is where you blow a load on the back of this bitches head...she rolls around in it....that text from last night gets a good night from me if it ever appears on this site haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:03am
  • 8:53 SANTORUM. Look it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 9:38pm
  • kind of limits your fuckin options eh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 8:50am
  • Who said this person is female? Maybe its a guy telling a guy that! lol! You can't assume anything any more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 8:33am
  • I'd do all three and split.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 6:42am
  • wtf this text isn't funny at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:20am
  • i think i've slept with this girl...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:44pm
  • maybe the person was just responding to a text where the guy was like im gonna cumm on your so hard or something like that? maybe hse just odesnt want to have sex with the person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:41pm
  • Reminds me of Choke. Haha

    Submitted by whoahanna on Jul 13, 10 at 1:37pm
  • She didn't mention anything about her not swallowing! Win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:40pm
  • My boyfriend can come anywhere he wants, as long as he cleans if up.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 30, 12 at 7:15am
  • Nobody is going to fuck you with those rules. "No penetrating me, no lusting at me, no sex...so sure we can have sex."

    Submitted by Swags266 on Apr 7, 11 at 2:02pm
  • first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 5:02pm
  • Curtains, teddybear, or make her swallow... Save a smile, suck a dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 8:23pm