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  • 93 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:56pm

    So he should fuck your sister instead?

  • 90 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:19pm

    why not? i love to swallow, and if he wants to cum on me then i let him! my only rule is that he helps me clean up ;)

  • 82 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 9:42pm

    Draw a target on a piece of paper lay it down then cum on that you hit the bullseye you win at prude sex

  • 77 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:18pm

    well where's a guy supposed to cum??? :(

  • 88 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:53pm

    aaaaaand he's supposed to cum ... where, exactly? There should be no moratorium on cumming, lady.

  • 73 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:09pm

    Fuck this bitch thats why she'll die alone

  • 73 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:04pm

    Least fun girl to fuck ever.

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:09am

    Sure, no problems. Then when you go to sleep, it's going in your ear, up your nose, everywhere.

  • 72 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:36pm

    She obviously wants him to take one for the team and keep it in his bellybutton.

  • 77 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:16pm

    This is what condoms are for. Wrap it up. Less mess.

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:57pm

    what about ON your bed?

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:19pm

    So... cum in the sink?

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:32am

    This is fake. From a movie called Sol Goode

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:59pm

    that so stupid. like you gotta at least let me cum on your tits, stomach, back or pussy. Man if this chick told me this, then I would cum on her face the next time I fuck her, and never fuck her again

  • 76 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:59pm

    He should cum on a paper towel and wipe it on all her plates and the rim of her cups! That'll teach her!!!

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:03am

    this is where you blow a load on the back of this bitches head...she rolls around in it....that text from last night gets a good night from me if it ever appears on this site haha

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 8:53pm

    I don't mind swallowing or getting cum on my stomache or back. Shit, if you don't want mess or babies, cum in her ass. Problem solved.

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:22pm

    first 8:19...the one that loves to swallow

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:23pm

    what a bitch. she went home alone i hope. i, for one, like to feel wanted

  • 68 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:01pm

    What a bitch, for that she deserves it in the face

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:43pm

    Yea, I've slept with a girl like that too. I came in her anyway.

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:40pm

    why the fuck was this a text? lmao

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:14pm

    and you texted this to someone because?

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:19am

    sometimes i feel like this.

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:47pm

    i'll try to not cum on you, but i cant make any promises!

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:21pm

    8:19 will you marry me?

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:33am

    11:23 You only feel wanted when you jizz somewhere? What a sad life.

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 3:45am

    reminds you of choke, cause that's where it's from!

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:05pm

    Why are we having sex then?

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 8:33am

    Who said this person is female? Maybe its a guy telling a guy that! lol! You can't assume anything any more.

  • 60 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 9:38pm

    8:53 SANTORUM. Look it up.

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 6:10pm

    8:50 You have no imagination.

  • 32 36
    Submitted by spikki on Aug 1, 11 at 10:00pm

    Well, you're just LOADS of fun...not

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:41pm

    maybe the person was just responding to a text where the guy was like im gonna cumm on your so hard or something like that? maybe hse just odesnt want to have sex with the person.

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Swags266 on Apr 7, 11 at 2:02pm

    Nobody is going to fuck you with those rules. "No penetrating me, no lusting at me, no sex...so sure we can have sex."

  • 43 62
    Submitted by whoahanna on Jul 13, 10 at 1:37pm

    Reminds me of Choke. Haha

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 8:50am

    kind of limits your fuckin options eh?

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:40pm

    She didn't mention anything about her not swallowing! Win.

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:20am

    wtf this text isn't funny at all

  • 50 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 6:42am

    I'd do all three and split.

  • 22 33
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 30, 12 at 7:15am

    My boyfriend can come anywhere he wants, as long as he cleans if up.

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 8:23pm

    Curtains, teddybear, or make her swallow... Save a smile, suck a dick.

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:44pm

    i think i've slept with this girl...

  • 35 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 5:02pm

    first