She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
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Actually having sex with her in the dumpster would make you Oscar the Grouch, not refraining from it. Her argument is invalid.
you shoulda banged her outside of the dumpster and had her call you big bird
How is there a slutty Elmo? Really. Its really disturbing that someone thought of this
Hahahahaha slutty Elmo
Oscar gets tired banging dumpsters all the time.
Should've banged her in the can.
Ya could have banged her next to the dumpster and had her call ya Snuffluppagus.
I would hit that!!! @..@
And then the cookie monster walked in...
and said I got 99 cookies cause a bitch ate one...