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  • There's no rule that says you have to make him wait till Valentines Day, bitch. Give him the fuck sundae this weekend.

    Submitted by justcrazyenough on Feb 12, 11 at 2:44pm
  • I cannot believe the number of people who read this and analyzed the measurement information rather than simply celebrated the fuck sundae angle. What is wrong with some of you?

    Submitted by 7thFloorDown on Feb 12, 11 at 9:47pm
  • This isn't even right. The first number is the band size of the bra she should be wearing. You're girl is a 36 C not a 34 D.

    Submitted by klassy on Feb 12, 11 at 2:30pm
    • No, the first number is just the circumference of her boobs at the widest point. The band number has to deal with the rib cage measurement.

      Submitted by x_rire_x on Feb 12, 11 at 3:16pm
      • Except that would make her a 34B. If her band is 34, and her bust measurement is 36, 2 inches difference = B. Sorry, toots!

        Submitted by jadefirefly on Feb 12, 11 at 3:32pm
    • You're? Wat?

      Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Feb 12, 11 at 4:01pm
    • If she has a 36 circumference and is already in a D cup she probably wears a 30F/G/H (based on the 24 waist). Just saying . . .

      Submitted by ihavetohaveone on Feb 13, 11 at 11:21pm
  • She's just quoting Sir Mix-A-Lot.

    Submitted by Ak907Dani on Feb 12, 11 at 3:37pm
    • thank God somebody else noticed and said it instead of analyzing the crap out of measurements.

      Submitted by nonsiaimpaurito on Feb 14, 11 at 12:07am
  • I learned more about bras and women's measurements from this than I have in 15 yrs of dating.

    Submitted by steeldude on Feb 12, 11 at 9:01pm
  • doesn't matter, with a rack like that its all good. and not to mention the use of the term fuck sundae!

    Submitted by arcangelo on Feb 12, 11 at 2:30pm
  • Just stop wearing bras! We want them off anyway

    Submitted by anonymouse2 on Feb 12, 11 at 5:43pm
  • wouldn't it be 34-24-36 since she's a 34D?

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Feb 12, 11 at 3:09pm
    • Nah. It could be listed as 34D-twenty four-thirty six, or as posted. The bust size can be (and maybe often is, who knows) different from the bra size number. I have a friend who's a 32DD, but her bust measurement is thirty-four and a half, and another who's a 34DD but her bust measurement is around thirty-six.

      Submitted by x_rire_x on Feb 12, 11 at 3:21pm
      • mate, you've got a friend thats a 34DD?? Jeeeeesus! Thats huge! Feel quite sorry for her, must be quite painful. I'm a 30D and it hurts when I run so can't even imagine what it's be like for her

        Submitted by sandmansambo on Feb 12, 11 at 8:31pm
  • No wonder why most women aren't wearing the right bra. Cause of fucking idiots like this who don't know how to measure themselves right.

    Submitted by Ak907Dani on Feb 12, 11 at 3:51pm
  • Are you fucking kidding me?! Who gives a damn if she said it right?! Good God you people act like this is the damn science channel! It's a fucking joke!! Fuck!!

    Submitted by hootch on Feb 12, 11 at 9:11pm
  • 36-24-36 has been considered the ideal for ages, with the bust and hips being equal, and the waist two-thirds of that, whatever the actual numbers are. The OP just means that she's perfect.

    Submitted by Ivychilde on Feb 12, 11 at 9:02pm
  • 1. I think a girl knows what her bra size is. She bought it. She's wearing it.\n2. Y'all have never seen this chick, how do you know?\n3. Just as a note, a 34D is the same as a 36C. (I'm a lady, I shop for bras, I know.) \n4. SHE'S OFFERING A FUCK SUNDAE. WHO CARES ABOUT THE NUMBERS?!?!

    Submitted by chchcherrybomb on Feb 13, 11 at 4:09am
    • A 34D and a 36C are NOT the same thing. Yes they will cover the same breast but offer WAY different support levels (you get your support from your band not the straps in an ideal world). And this is why people wear the wrong size . . . not to mention stores don't offer much outside the 32-36 A-D range which is not the majority of women. DD's are not that big in the grand scheme of things.

      Submitted by ihavetohaveone on Feb 13, 11 at 11:24pm
  • Ok, measurements are your boobs across the biggest point - waist along the bellybutton - hips at the widest point. The last # is bra size, # being the size of your ribcage directly under your boobs, and one "letter" added for each inch in difference between the ribcage and boobs, IE if her ribcage was a 34, she'd only be a B cup if her boobs were a 36. If she's actually a 32D, then the measurement would make more sense. I'm guessing her bras are never comfortable, as they d

    Submitted by hfxchickie on Feb 12, 11 at 5:13pm
  • Klassy, true but as all bras fit differently sometimes a 36C can wear a 34D or a 38B. Though the standard for bra fitting has been the same for a long time not all bras fit the same. \n\n'fuck sundae' is my new favorite term.

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Feb 12, 11 at 2:45pm
  • Everyone commenting on this before me is fucktarded. Who really gets that angry or into detail about a comment?

    Submitted by caelcaeldace on Feb 14, 11 at 11:19pm
  • A fuck sundae sounds delightful but he will obviously be eating it off of a retard

    Submitted by nicciwaltrip on Feb 15, 11 at 6:05am
  • Better key, send your boss a pic...

    Submitted by LoveDumpster on Feb 12, 11 at 6:06pm
  • Hahah, I love all the poor people on here complaining about "OMG her measurements are off" or "Thats not how cup sizes work blah blah blah woof woof woof". Its really beautiful since I'm the one that received that text. Let me just tell all of you, my girl makes the best fuck sundae's in the world. And as for justcrazyenough, she did buddy. :) And continues to do so every day of the week. She's a goddamn sex goddess. Thanks all!

    Submitted by Carton349 on Feb 16, 11 at 12:22am
  • Victoria's secret associates know what's up.

    Submitted by andthelion on Feb 13, 11 at 1:19am
  • Typically when bust, waist, hip measurments are given the bust measurment is over bust so whoever pointed out that if she is a 34 band size she would only be a B cup is correct. Without tracking her down and measuring her it is only speculation.

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Feb 12, 11 at 7:20pm
  • I thought there were only three body measurements? What do they all mean?

    Submitted by poop12 on Feb 12, 11 at 2:26pm
    • Well, she gave the bust-waist-hips ratio, followed by her bra size. I've seen it given as bust-waist-hips and bra size-waist-hips. I don't usually see the fourth thrown in that way.

      Submitted by x_rire_x on Feb 12, 11 at 3:15pm
  • What is a fuck sundae

    Submitted by hulkess87 on Feb 17, 11 at 9:55am
  • Dude, get home. Now.

    Submitted by ffac789 on Feb 14, 11 at 7:55pm
  • She could still be a D cup, have a bust measurement of 36 and choose to wear a band size of 34 instead of 32. Sometimes it's more comfortable to wear a larger band size, depending on the type and brand of bra.. Not all bras are created equal, people

    Submitted by uchicago on Feb 12, 11 at 11:36pm
  • the analyzation of the numbers in the text is getting ridiculous. focus on hilarity of it people.

    Submitted by andthelion on Feb 13, 11 at 1:21am
  • The 36 is in reference to her band size. Her bust size has to be so many inches bigger than that to be a D. A 40DDDis a 6 inch difference. She don't know.

    Submitted by Ak907Dani on Feb 12, 11 at 3:35pm
  • Lol she can't be a 34 D with those measurements. The first is the band size, so 36 D 36 C but not 34. Sorry.

    Submitted by firstyrocks94 on Feb 12, 11 at 11:57pm