Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
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There's no rule that says you have to make him wait till Valentines Day, bitch. Give him the fuck sundae this weekend.
I cannot believe the number of people who read this and analyzed the measurement information rather than simply celebrated the fuck sundae angle. What is wrong with some of you?
best damned comment
This isn't even right. The first number is the band size of the bra she should be wearing. You're girl is a 36 C not a 34 D.
No, the first number is just the circumference of her boobs at the widest point. The band number has to deal with the rib cage measurement.
Except that would make her a 34B. If her band is 34, and her bust measurement is 36, 2 inches difference = B. Sorry, toots!
If she has a 36 circumference and is already in a D cup she probably wears a 30F/G/H (based on the 24 waist). Just saying . . .
She's just quoting Sir Mix-A-Lot.
thank God somebody else noticed and said it instead of analyzing the crap out of measurements.
I learned more about bras and women's measurements from this than I have in 15 yrs of dating.
doesn't matter, with a rack like that its all good. and not to mention the use of the term fuck sundae!
Just stop wearing bras! We want them off anyway
wouldn't it be 34-24-36 since she's a 34D?
Nah. It could be listed as 34D-twenty four-thirty six, or as posted. The bust size can be (and maybe often is, who knows) different from the bra size number. I have a friend who's a 32DD, but her bust measurement is thirty-four and a half, and another who's a 34DD but her bust measurement is around thirty-six.
mate, you've got a friend thats a 34DD?? Jeeeeesus! Thats huge! Feel quite sorry for her, must be quite painful. I'm a 30D and it hurts when I run so can't even imagine what it's be like for her
i am a runner and am a 34DD and it doesnt hurt me in the least!
Are you fucking kidding me?! Who gives a damn if she said it right?! Good God you people act like this is the damn science channel! It's a fucking joke!! Fuck!!
No wonder why most women aren't wearing the right bra. Cause of fucking idiots like this who don't know how to measure themselves right.
36-24-36 has been considered the ideal for ages, with the bust and hips being equal, and the waist two-thirds of that, whatever the actual numbers are. The OP just means that she's perfect.
Ok, measurements are your boobs across the biggest point - waist along the bellybutton - hips at the widest point. The last # is bra size, # being the size of your ribcage directly under your boobs, and one "letter" added for each inch in difference between the ribcage and boobs, IE if her ribcage was a 34, she'd only be a B cup if her boobs were a 36. If she's actually a 32D, then the measurement would make more sense. I'm guessing her bras are never comfortable, as they d
Klassy, true but as all bras fit differently sometimes a 36C can wear a 34D or a 38B. Though the standard for bra fitting has been the same for a long time not all bras fit the same. \n\n'fuck sundae' is my new favorite term.
A fuck sundae sounds delightful but he will obviously be eating it off of a retard
Better key, send your boss a pic...
1. I think a girl knows what her bra size is. She bought it. She's wearing it.\n2. Y'all have never seen this chick, how do you know?\n3. Just as a note, a 34D is the same as a 36C. (I'm a lady, I shop for bras, I know.) \n4. SHE'S OFFERING A FUCK SUNDAE. WHO CARES ABOUT THE NUMBERS?!?!
A 34D and a 36C are NOT the same thing. Yes they will cover the same breast but offer WAY different support levels (you get your support from your band not the straps in an ideal world). And this is why people wear the wrong size . . . not to mention stores don't offer much outside the 32-36 A-D range which is not the majority of women. DD's are not that big in the grand scheme of things.
Everyone commenting on this before me is fucktarded. Who really gets that angry or into detail about a comment?
I thought there were only three body measurements? What do they all mean?
Well, she gave the bust-waist-hips ratio, followed by her bra size. I've seen it given as bust-waist-hips and bra size-waist-hips. I don't usually see the fourth thrown in that way.
Victoria's secret associates know what's up.
Typically when bust, waist, hip measurments are given the bust measurment is over bust so whoever pointed out that if she is a 34 band size she would only be a B cup is correct. Without tracking her down and measuring her it is only speculation.
What is a fuck sundae
Hahah, I love all the poor people on here complaining about "OMG her measurements are off" or "Thats not how cup sizes work blah blah blah woof woof woof". Its really beautiful since I'm the one that received that text. Let me just tell all of you, my girl makes the best fuck sundae's in the world. And as for justcrazyenough, she did buddy. :) And continues to do so every day of the week. She's a goddamn sex goddess. Thanks all!
Dude, get home. Now.
the analyzation of the numbers in the text is getting ridiculous. focus on hilarity of it people.
She could still be a D cup, have a bust measurement of 36 and choose to wear a band size of 34 instead of 32. Sometimes it's more comfortable to wear a larger band size, depending on the type and brand of bra.. Not all bras are created equal, people
The 36 is in reference to her band size. Her bust size has to be so many inches bigger than that to be a D. A 40DDDis a 6 inch difference. She don't know.
Lol she can't be a 34 D with those measurements. The first is the band size, so 36 D 36 C but not 34. Sorry.