Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
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At least you'll find out if they liked it by seeing how slow they are next time
What do they do if you're too slow in the bathroom?
Real roommates don't let roommates use training wheels
This is why people go to jail for assault! Bigdumbbitch.
You were too slow!