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  • Submitted by smokeyduhbear on Apr 6, 10 at 7:06pm

    This was not funny at fucking all

  • 91 53
    Submitted by J3RZ3Y on Apr 6, 10 at 7:15pm

    This has gotta be one of the dumbest texts on here.....

  • 87 58
    Submitted by oh_noooo on Apr 6, 10 at 6:20pm

    Why would it not exist? It's great!

  • 88 80
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Apr 6, 10 at 6:32pm

    im embarassed to say this is from my area code..

    • 28 58
      Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 6, 10 at 7:22pm

      Ugly slut. Fuck yourself.

  • 80 68
    Submitted by lemonjuice on Apr 6, 10 at 6:23pm

    Watermelon and purple drank nigka

  • 72 67
    Submitted by wurd on Apr 6, 10 at 9:17pm

    because black people love watermelon, duh

  • 62 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 6:13pm

    Cause it's epicly awsome!!!

  • 65 58
    Submitted by sircohan on Apr 6, 10 at 9:14pm

    So u don't have to eat an entire watermelon. Duh

  • 60 51
    Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Apr 6, 10 at 6:16pm

    dude thats the shit

  • 52 43
    Submitted by killxthexdreamer on Jun 13, 10 at 12:29am

    Because too many people in the 519 will never question it, even if they do, they buy it anyways. 519 ftw...sometimes I'm ashamed of us

  • 55 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 10:51pm

    Because it's amazing and 30 times better than cherry. DERRR

  • 63 66
    Submitted by ericalew on Apr 6, 10 at 10:12pm

    6:23 made me laugh more than this text. Then again, this text didn't even make me giggle.

  • 66 72
    Submitted by CubanJenn on Apr 6, 10 at 6:42pm

    Cause it's Bomb!!!

  • 55 57
    Submitted by mae on Apr 6, 10 at 9:27pm

    I kinda agree with OP, bc watermelon in real life doesn't really have any flavor

  • 43 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 3:20am

    Yaaaaaa 519 is the kings b!tch

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Britbrat20 on Apr 6, 10 at 9:43pm

    Asian people love watermelon flavored stuff in the same way Americans love cherry flavored stuff

  • 63 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 8:08pm

    Because it keeps the coloreds happy.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by burnquist764 on Apr 6, 10 at 6:57pm

    'cause it fucking rocks

  • 44 51
    Submitted by amandashoe on Apr 7, 10 at 11:43pm

    Black people. (:

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Apr 7, 10 at 7:08am

    Watermelon candy is disgusting.

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 11:10pm

    Not funny

  • 46 62
    Submitted by kmh123 on Apr 6, 10 at 11:24pm

    For the niggs

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 11:22pm

    For when your pregnant in December and craving watermelon. the only thing watermelon To be found is candy!

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Ceniece on Apr 6, 10 at 8:47pm

    Hilarious!!!

  • 36 46
    Submitted by emmababyrawr on Apr 8, 10 at 7:36pm

    That def made me giggle like hard core

  • 41 57
    Submitted by maynard on Apr 7, 10 at 1:22am

    P.s I too am embarassed that this is my area code.

  • 37 49
    Submitted by mbrownning on Apr 7, 10 at 12:34am

    watermelon flavored candy is fucking awesome

  • 39 53
    Submitted by ahole43 on Apr 6, 10 at 10:06pm

    Because it's awesome!!!

  • 45 72
    Submitted by huck_finn5891 on Apr 6, 10 at 7:32pm

    Why would you spell flavor like that...?

    • 46 41
      Submitted by manniefresh on Apr 6, 10 at 8:26pm

      because this is a canadian area code, amazingly enough there are countries outside of america

      • 69 43
        Submitted by jframe on Apr 7, 10 at 1:12am

        some people are so ignorant hey?

  • 41 65
    Submitted by cazzo on Apr 7, 10 at 1:29am

    Makes nasty tasting pussy taste better.

  • 36 55
    Submitted by psydog on Apr 6, 10 at 11:14pm

    lemonjuice for president!

  • 37 57
    Submitted by klausvonkamun on Apr 6, 10 at 9:20pm

    Because that's how they spell it in England

  • 36 60
    Submitted by loolapalooza on Apr 7, 10 at 8:29am

    Idk, but once you get sick off watermelon vodka, that watermelon candy shit can go to hell. Never again.

  • 34 57
    Submitted by maynard on Apr 7, 10 at 1:21am

    Watermelon candy sucks!

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 10:26am

    Agreed with 8 29 hahahaha

  • 42 74
    Submitted by buberto on Apr 6, 10 at 8:37pm

    Because your crack whore white trash mother uses it to get the taste of sweaty trailer park balls and redneck jizz out of her mouth. Loser. Not funny at all.

  • 31 53
    Submitted by Raniphae on Apr 9, 10 at 10:32am

    Um, because it's the best candy flavor?

  • 36 65
    Submitted by jammincam on Apr 9, 10 at 5:43pm

    U SOUND LIKE UR FROM LONDON!

  • 20 65
    Submitted by sunnyyyy on Apr 8, 10 at 9:57pm

    Becasue I love watermelon and the world revolves around carrie (that's me) duhhhhhh