Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
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That's why my penis went through med school
Its scientifically proven that sex can cure a headache.. go for it!
Orgasm trumps headache.... Every time
My penis also cures cancer.
I can cure your hangover with my penis.
I most certainly can just give it a try ;)
I can increase your hangover and simultaneously give you a new "personal low" with my junk lmbo
worth a shot
It is said my penis has magical healing powers.
What if I can cure my penis with your hangover?
100% of the shots you don't take u miss..
Is this one bit awkward that this is my area code?
Think of it as a thick purple-headed meat injection full of yummy anti-headache white creamy sauce.
I've proven it many times. Sex, orgasms, best all-natural hangover remedy.