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  • Must be UW-Oshkosh. it's called "sloshkosh" for a reason (lots of drunks who would drop out at another school and/or rejected from UW Madison!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:06pm
  • That sounds like something you should do in middle school not college.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 2:47pm
  • loser. Instead of drinking and watching a movie you should be fucking some freshman poon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 5:27am
  • Way to not be original

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:12am
  • um.. Swan Princess is good.. But wouldn't it be better with Mike's Extra Hard..? Or at least something better than bitch beer?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:29pm
  • Hopefully this is a girlllll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:18am
  • If another person finishes their post with "I love college" I might kill myself. You are a douche and don't deserve to be graced with the greatness of the Swan Princess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:54am
  • Dude, I DID THIS TOO. me and my best friend. [we are girls] so keep rocking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:37pm
  • I hate all these text ending in " I LOVE college" their so fucking lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:44am
  • will get you drunk* meaning if you drink more than one you'll get there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:22am
  • wow its so weird....im watching the swan princess right now while reading your text, strange coincidence!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:38pm
  • Mike's Hard Lemonade is pretty tasty, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:19pm
  • What does the swan princess or mikes hard have to do with college? Kinda dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:25am
  • Swan Princess is great and always will be no matter how old you are! Drinking while watching it just means you will enjoy singing along even more!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:56pm
  • Sounds more like you love 7th grade!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:59pm
  • Everything about that is retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:04pm
  • If you finally made it to college, you sure as hell should be drinking beer or liquor. Mike's Hard Lemonade is for 15 year old girls. This is a fail night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:45am
  • I don't understand all these people saying miles hard lemonade being a bitch drink. It doesn't have that much alcohol in if, I understand, but how can you call someone a pussy if you're going to say the swan princess is awesome, sounds to me like a 14 year old trying to sound cool in front of their friends by backing a, clearly, unmnly thong, while at the same time, insulting someone for drinking an "unmanly drink"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:47am
  • Hey 11:54, who cares how much alcohol is in it. It's still a bitch drink. By my guess you drink it so that makes you a bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:37am
  • Okay all you people are haters!!! Swan Princess is kinda the shit!! This sounds like a fantastic night!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:26pm
  • Who would want to do either of those things?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:36pm
  • these college love texts are getting as bad as the walk of shame ones...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:56am
  • 920 area code... definately a Fox Cities person... which means they go to Lawrence... which if he's a guy, he's more awkward than catching your sibling having sex with your best friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:11pm
  • Mikes hard is for girls... men are supposed to drink beer and hard "liquor" not hard "lemonade" , but if your a guy in college watching " swan princess" your a douchebag anyway...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:21pm
  • Thank you iPhone for auto correcting all the wrong things

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:48am
  • White guy!! I <3 you - Chad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:11am
  • I hate everyone. I do meth. I am in college. Who gives a fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:40am
  • that's awesome! I've done that with thumbelina

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 5:16am
  • hahaha I FUCKING love you. We totally just did that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:41pm
  • I was just saying how I'm going to name my puppy odette!

    Submitted by isaidnofoam on Jul 10, 10 at 12:53am
  • Thanks Chad. I appreciate fans, but I don't love them. -White Guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:23am
  • THIS. IS. NOT. MY - THIS ISN'T MY IDEA OF FUN! well. getting drunk watching a kickass movie. get friends, geez.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:43pm
  • An excellent use of your time. -The Beast-Baptiste

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:55am
  • sounds like a good night to me!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:34am
  • what are you, a 14 year old girl? fuuuuck. some people

    Submitted by schlop on Apr 15, 10 at 2:43am
  • Ok I'm a girl and I know mikes hard is a pussy drink... I don't even drink that shit. However... Swan princess... Great movie!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:12am
  • I love college ! The mods need to be shot,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:55am
  • That's. A pussy drink

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:29pm
  • OoohhMMMMMGGGEeeee new moon/walk of shame/so wasted/facebook status/threw up in various container. I love college

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:45am
  • This makes me sad to be from 920.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:33pm
  • And why do all you care so much? Honestly, it's a little more depressing that someone saying a simple phrase would end in you getting your panties in a bunch. Why not just laugh at the fact that someone thinks this is funny? Blegh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:19am
  • Random sentence in front of, I LOVE COLLEGE LOLZ!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:08am
  • There is nothing wrong with Mike's it tastes good, and will get your drunk, I've seen people drink a lot worse things, like Miller for instance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:21am
  • You must go to St Thomas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:17pm
  • 12:13 who says just sayin you sound like a retard just sayin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:51am
  • I hope ur a bitch, brotha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:55am
  • 11:25 stfu Love always, 414

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:13am
  • Every TFLN that ends with "I love college" is not worth the waste of time to read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:17am
  • 12:44 apparently someone isn't even in college so you wouldn't know anyways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:54am
  • clearly you fucked up and chose to go somewhere like university of pheonix in the north pole.... i refuse to believe anything else

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:56pm
  • WAREWOLVES>>>.....MMMMMM...drink somDAT kuMMMMMMMM -swallwr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:05am
  • you're a dipshit freshman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:19pm
  • the only way mikes hard is acceptable is if you put about 2 or 3 shots of vodka in a glass and use the mikes hard as a mixer. but swan princess is awesome...now i really want to watch that movie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:40am
  • 12:40 hahahahhaha Anyways. Swan princess is fucking awesome. Mike's Hard does ruin it though... Boo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:02am
  • haa I just downloaded Swan Princess! mikes hard... really... i'm a tequila guy myself :-P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:11am
  • and she lives in 920. oshkosh! thats a bitchin night right there!

    Submitted by Casey125607 on Jan 17, 10 at 8:59pm
  • sounds like high school to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:10am
  • I have to say, I am getting a bit tired of all these texts that end with "I LOVE COLLEGE"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:05pm
  • Beer is a high schooler's drink; I hold nothing against drinkers of Mike's Hard. And Swan Princess defines my childhood. 1 OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:04am
  • Winning!!!

    Submitted by pomegranate27 on Dec 28, 11 at 1:12pm
  • 12:12 are you my best friend?? Cuz I think you may be! hehe we are OBSESSED with Swan Princess and listened to the soundtrack all summer!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:14pm
  • Riverdance too? Child please!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:29am
  • I love Swan Princess hahaha... I used to be obsessed. I think I was even Odette for Halloween once... but you kinda ruin it with Mikes... Just sayinn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:13am
  • Well then you've fucking FAILED at life. Real men drink beer when they watch Disney movies

    Submitted by seniorsuave on Oct 25, 10 at 8:51am
  • I'm 18 and that's STILL my favorite movie! I have te soundtrack too! Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:12pm
  • 11:29, hey jackass, Mikes Hard has MORE %abv than beer, so get your facts straight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:54pm
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