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  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:29pm

    um.. Swan Princess is good.. But wouldn't it be better with Mike's Extra Hard..? Or at least something better than bitch beer?

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:29pm

    That's. A pussy drink

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:47am

    I don't understand all these people saying miles hard lemonade being a bitch drink. It doesn't have that much alcohol in if, I understand, but how can you call someone a pussy if you're going to say the swan princess is awesome, sounds to me like a 14 year old trying to sound cool in front of their friends by backing a, clearly, unmnly thong, while at the same time, insulting someone for drinking an "unmanly drink"

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:38pm

    wow its so weird....im watching the swan princess right now while reading your text, strange coincidence!

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:59pm

    Sounds more like you love 7th grade!

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:22am

    will get you drunk* meaning if you drink more than one you'll get there

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:26pm

    Okay all you people are haters!!! Swan Princess is kinda the shit!! This sounds like a fantastic night!

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:21pm

    Mikes hard is for girls... men are supposed to drink beer and hard "liquor" not hard "lemonade" , but if your a guy in college watching " swan princess" your a douchebag anyway...

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 5:27am

    loser. Instead of drinking and watching a movie you should be fucking some freshman poon

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:54am

    If another person finishes their post with "I love college" I might kill myself. You are a douche and don't deserve to be graced with the greatness of the Swan Princess.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:18am

    Hopefully this is a girlllll

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:06pm

    Must be UW-Oshkosh. it's called "sloshkosh" for a reason (lots of drunks who would drop out at another school and/or rejected from UW Madison!)

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:37pm

    Dude, I DID THIS TOO. me and my best friend. [we are girls] so keep rocking.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:45am

    If you finally made it to college, you sure as hell should be drinking beer or liquor. Mike's Hard Lemonade is for 15 year old girls. This is a fail night.

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:23am

    Thanks Chad. I appreciate fans, but I don't love them. -White Guy

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 2:47pm

    That sounds like something you should do in middle school not college.

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:11am

    White guy!! I <3 you - Chad

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:44am

    I hate all these text ending in " I LOVE college" their so fucking lame

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:12am

    Way to not be original

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:19pm

    Mike's Hard Lemonade is pretty tasty, though.

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 5:16am

    that's awesome! I've done that with thumbelina

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:34am

    sounds like a good night to me!!!

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:43pm

    THIS. IS. NOT. MY - THIS ISN'T MY IDEA OF FUN! well. getting drunk watching a kickass movie. get friends, geez.

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:45am

    OoohhMMMMMGGGEeeee new moon/walk of shame/so wasted/facebook status/threw up in various container. I love college

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:56pm

    Swan Princess is great and always will be no matter how old you are! Drinking while watching it just means you will enjoy singing along even more!

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:33pm

    This makes me sad to be from 920.

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:55am

    I hope ur a bitch, brotha

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:54am

    12:44 apparently someone isn't even in college so you wouldn't know anyways.

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:48am

    Thank you iPhone for auto correcting all the wrong things

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:04am

    Beer is a high schooler's drink; I hold nothing against drinkers of Mike's Hard. And Swan Princess defines my childhood. 1 OP

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:21am

    There is nothing wrong with Mike's it tastes good, and will get your drunk, I've seen people drink a lot worse things, like Miller for instance.

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:05am

    WAREWOLVES>>>.....MMMMMM...drink somDAT kuMMMMMMMM -swallwr

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:02am

    12:40 hahahahhaha Anyways. Swan princess is fucking awesome. Mike's Hard does ruin it though... Boo.

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:17am

    Every TFLN that ends with "I love college" is not worth the waste of time to read.

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:37am

    Hey 11:54, who cares how much alcohol is in it. It's still a bitch drink. By my guess you drink it so that makes you a bitch.

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:41pm

    hahaha I FUCKING love you. We totally just did that.

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:14pm

    12:12 are you my best friend?? Cuz I think you may be! hehe we are OBSESSED with Swan Princess and listened to the soundtrack all summer!!!!!!

  • 37 55
    Submitted by schlop on Apr 15, 10 at 2:43am

    what are you, a 14 year old girl? fuuuuck. some people

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:55am

    An excellent use of your time. -The Beast-Baptiste

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:05pm

    I have to say, I am getting a bit tired of all these texts that end with "I LOVE COLLEGE"

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:11am

    haa I just downloaded Swan Princess! mikes hard... really... i'm a tequila guy myself :-P

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:13am

    11:25 stfu Love always, 414

  • 31 45
    Submitted by isaidnofoam on Jul 10, 10 at 12:53am

    I was just saying how I'm going to name my puppy odette!

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:13am

    I love Swan Princess hahaha... I used to be obsessed. I think I was even Odette for Halloween once... but you kinda ruin it with Mikes... Just sayinn.

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:17pm

    You must go to St Thomas

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:04pm

    Everything about that is retarded.

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:19am

    And why do all you care so much? Honestly, it's a little more depressing that someone saying a simple phrase would end in you getting your panties in a bunch. Why not just laugh at the fact that someone thinks this is funny? Blegh

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:56pm

    clearly you fucked up and chose to go somewhere like university of pheonix in the north pole.... i refuse to believe anything else

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:36pm

    Who would want to do either of those things?

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:12am

    Ok I'm a girl and I know mikes hard is a pussy drink... I don't even drink that shit. However... Swan princess... Great movie!!!

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:55am

    I love college ! The mods need to be shot,

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:40am

    I hate everyone. I do meth. I am in college. Who gives a fuck.

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:12pm

    I'm 18 and that's STILL my favorite movie! I have te soundtrack too! Haha

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:08am

    Random sentence in front of, I LOVE COLLEGE LOLZ!!

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:10am

    sounds like high school to me

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Casey125607 on Jan 17, 10 at 8:59pm

    and she lives in 920. oshkosh! thats a bitchin night right there!

  • 41 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:11pm

    920 area code... definately a Fox Cities person... which means they go to Lawrence... which if he's a guy, he's more awkward than catching your sibling having sex with your best friend.

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:56am

    these college love texts are getting as bad as the walk of shame ones...

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:25am

    What does the swan princess or mikes hard have to do with college? Kinda dumb

  • 41 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:40am

    the only way mikes hard is acceptable is if you put about 2 or 3 shots of vodka in a glass and use the mikes hard as a mixer. but swan princess is awesome...now i really want to watch that movie.

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:29am

    Riverdance too? Child please!

  • 18 32
    Submitted by pomegranate27 on Dec 28, 11 at 1:12pm

    Winning!!!

  • 42 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:54pm

    11:29, hey jackass, Mikes Hard has MORE %abv than beer, so get your facts straight.

  • 25 48
    Submitted by seniorsuave on Oct 25, 10 at 8:51am

    Well then you've fucking FAILED at life. Real men drink beer when they watch Disney movies

  • 37 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:51am

    12:13 who says just sayin you sound like a retard just sayin.

  • 39 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:19pm

    you're a dipshit freshman