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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 5:03pm

    Solid effort.

  • Submitted by bacchus on Jan 23, 10 at 4:48pm

    Swing and a miss.

  • Submitted by beyourownpet on Jan 23, 10 at 5:32pm

    Best TFLN in a LONG time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:28am

    My English teacher would like that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 12:51am

    Favorite

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 8:51pm

    Hey 4:56. Ummm.. I am pretty sure that's the joke dumbass

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    Submitted by justali123 on Jan 23, 10 at 11:30pm

    i love this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:27am

    hahahahah!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 4:12am

    Haha my favorite part is the fact that it says "about me" in the first text. And the drunk reply. "people die" haha this is priceless!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 3:09pm

    This made me lol so hard

  • Submitted by taylorofl on Jan 25, 10 at 7:04pm

    god, this is the funniest thing i've seen in a while

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 5:50pm

    I seriously hate when people say epic fail. It's so annoying.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:34am

    Ahhhhhhhhhh, alcohol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 4:40pm

    Hahaha that's great

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:49am

    12:00-- what the fuck are you talking about? Is your life being posted here and you want people to think you're sone god or something for naming off everything wrong with you? Just so you have the self satisfaction that you're not alone?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 12:20pm

    Hater below

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 12:30am

    Fail... you is drunk

  • Submitted by slobmehknobin on Jan 27, 10 at 8:47pm

    pissin the cops off one system at a time.. \nalchol and weeeeeeeeeeed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 12:20pm

    Fail 12:00..."your cheek are"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:30am

    LMFAO IVE DONE THIS

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:38am

    Started strong What's the last sentence suppose to be?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 4:56pm

    "because I don't drink." is not a sentence.. Epic fail

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      Submitted by lisahasnos0ul on Jan 24, 10 at 7:46pm

      ya it is dumb a$$s. has a subject and a verb. 'EPIC FAIL!!!!!' f@ggot.

      • Submitted by mae7878 on Jan 25, 10 at 3:02pm

        It's a fragment...it fails to be a sentence because it can't stand by itself and still make sense. Try using it in a paper and see what happens, asshole.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 12:51am

    YeAH!!! Besides what makes u think it's a girl??? Sounds like a dude to me that is most definitely drunkk!! ;) lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 2:18pm

    This could quit possibly be the greatest thing I have read all day. Oh and ppl who constantly write that all the texts are fake, you need to get a fucking life and find something better to do with it. Fuckers

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 3:41pm

    "Maybe I had a fever." "Bitch, maybe you were fucked up."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:28am

    Hahaha. FIRST ASSHOLES!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 6:31pm

    Yeah. This is awesome:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 4:50pm

    Ahahahahahahahahaha this is fantastic

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    Submitted by amsantos69 on Sep 2, 10 at 5:10pm

    Yeahhh, nova texts are the bestt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:24pm

    sounds like my cousin

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:30am

    Aw my hometown. VA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:37am

    11:28 (2) super fail, dick worm.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:27am

    First

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:21pm

    NOVA!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:53pm

    I'm 703 but this was so fuckin wack

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 7:19pm

    I don't get the last part..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 5:57pm

    Woo 703

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    Submitted by racheliciousss on Mar 14, 11 at 10:15pm

    Love it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 12:51pm

    Haha I think he should've ended it with: suck on that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:21am

    Love my nova kids!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 10:47pm

    omg this was the best part of my day now in favorites

  • Submitted by TGS on Jan 24, 10 at 10:50pm

    Americans don't use proper grammar when they're sober anyway.

  • Submitted by bnh_2 on Jan 23, 10 at 4:19pm

    hahaha:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:27am

    Fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:39am

    Haha good laugh to start off the day!!

  • Submitted by dasoccerbeast9 on Jul 31, 10 at 1:49am

    Lmaooo. I know this guy. He forwarded the text to me. He's such a fuckin clown

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:49am

    So fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:24pm

    Yea it's bad grammer cuz he's drunk you dumbass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 1:59pm

    That BITCH IS DRUNK