okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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Best TFLN in a LONG time.
Swing and a miss.
My English teacher would like that
Hey 4:56. Ummm.. I am pretty sure that's the joke dumbass
This made me lol so hard
Fail... you is drunk
I seriously hate when people say epic fail. It's so annoying.
i love this
god, this is the funniest thing i've seen in a while
pissin the cops off one system at a time.. \nalchol and weeeeeeeeeeed
YeAH!!! Besides what makes u think it's a girl??? Sounds like a dude to me that is most definitely drunkk!! ;) lol
Hahaha that's great
Haha my favorite part is the fact that it says "about me" in the first text. And the drunk reply. "people die" haha this is priceless!!!!
12:00-- what the fuck are you talking about? Is your life being posted here and you want people to think you're sone god or something for naming off everything wrong with you? Just so you have the self satisfaction that you're not alone?
Fail 12:00..."your cheek are"
LMFAO IVE DONE THIS
"because I don't drink." is not a sentence.. Epic fail
ya it is dumb a$$s. has a subject and a verb. 'EPIC FAIL!!!!!' f@ggot.
It's a fragment...it fails to be a sentence because it can't stand by itself and still make sense. Try using it in a paper and see what happens, asshole.
This could quit possibly be the greatest thing I have read all day. Oh and ppl who constantly write that all the texts are fake, you need to get a fucking life and find something better to do with it. Fuckers
sounds like my cousin
Aw my hometown. VA
"Maybe I had a fever."
"Bitch, maybe you were fucked up."
What's the last sentence suppose to be?
Ahahahahahahahahaha this is fantastic
I don't get the last part..
omg this was the best part of my day
now in favorites
I'm 703 but this was so fuckin wack
Yeahhh, nova texts are the bestt
Hahaha. FIRST ASSHOLES!!!
Yea it's bad grammer cuz he's drunk you dumbass
Americans don't use proper grammar when they're sober anyway.
11:28 (2) super fail, dick worm.
Yeah. This is awesome:)
Love my nova kids!
Haha I think he should've ended it with: suck on that
Lmaooo. I know this guy. He forwarded the text to me. He's such a fuckin clown
Haha good laugh to start off the day!!
That BITCH IS DRUNK