aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
19 Totally Clueless People That’ll Make You Say ‘Bless Your Heart’
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
30 Times Ryan Reynolds’ Replies Were The Funniest Thing On Twitter
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.