she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
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it wasn't the vagina lottery but definitely had to do with money because getting a hooker to do all those things doesn't come cheap
.. don't worry the rest of us have confidence, you will screw it up..
Much like your girlfriend's virginity, the vagina lottery is a myth.
Dude go ahead and put a ring on that finger ASAP
That's just how Southern girls roll.
My god some guys ate so lucky.
Its a trap
Who cares? A bj, pancakes, good news, and tequila off set the latter worries.
Either way, you just attained superhero status
Um, I think u won a lottery. I'd hold on 2 that one!
Yes and yes. Except the other guy didn't get pancakes
So what if she did cheat. Let her cheat as often as she wants. She made Mickey pancakes.
U lucky bastard!!
She made the pancakes to get the taste of the dicks out of her mouth.
You must be a wildcat, Kentucky girls are just that awesome!
Hey, how'd my cock taste when you kissed her?
What a multitasking hoe!!
Is it wierd if my mom does that same thing for me?
The hooker probably found your credit card.
Shit, she's testing your ass.
I'd say she's showing small signs of a very clingy woman and possible crazy bi+ch stalker ex. Normally if it is too good to be true, well then it really is just that.
Stick it in her butt next time when she isn't expecting it. If she doesn't even flinch, it's the lottery. If she does, you know what to do.