she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
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.. don't worry the rest of us have confidence, you will screw it up..
it wasn't the vagina lottery but definitely had to do with money because getting a hooker to do all those things doesn't come cheap
Much like your girlfriend's virginity, the vagina lottery is a myth.
Dude go ahead and put a ring on that finger ASAP
My god some guys ate so lucky.
That's just how Southern girls roll.
Its a trap
Hey, how'd my cock taste when you kissed her?
Who cares? A bj, pancakes, good news, and tequila off set the latter worries.
Either way, you just attained superhero status
So what if she did cheat. Let her cheat as often as she wants. She made Mickey pancakes.
Um, I think u won a lottery. I'd hold on 2 that one!
U lucky bastard!!
Yes and yes. Except the other guy didn't get pancakes
She made the pancakes to get the taste of the dicks out of her mouth.
The hooker probably found your credit card.
You must be a wildcat, Kentucky girls are just that awesome!
What a multitasking hoe!!
Is it wierd if my mom does that same thing for me?
Shit, she's testing your ass.
I'd say she's showing small signs of a very clingy woman and possible crazy bi+ch stalker ex. Normally if it is too good to be true, well then it really is just that.
Stick it in her butt next time when she isn't expecting it. If she doesn't even flinch, it's the lottery. If she does, you know what to do.