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  • Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Oct 4, 11 at 10:45am

    it wasn't the vagina lottery but definitely had to do with money because getting a hooker to do all those things doesn't come cheap

  • Submitted by carter_ronin on Oct 4, 11 at 10:37am

    .. don't worry the rest of us have confidence, you will screw it up..

  • Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Oct 4, 11 at 10:36am

    Much like your girlfriend's virginity, the vagina lottery is a myth.

  • Submitted by umadog81 on Oct 4, 11 at 11:51pm

    Dude go ahead and put a ring on that finger ASAP

  • Submitted by freefall33 on Oct 4, 11 at 3:41pm

    That's just how Southern girls roll.

  • Submitted by zombiebite on Oct 4, 11 at 10:26am

    My god some guys ate so lucky.

  • Submitted by Deebo5050 on Oct 5, 11 at 2:58am

    Its a trap

  • Submitted by redsox985 on Oct 4, 11 at 3:10pm

    Who cares? A bj, pancakes, good news, and tequila off set the latter worries.

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    Submitted by parsons41286 on Oct 4, 11 at 10:52pm

    Either way, you just attained superhero status

  • Submitted by gangsterbarbie on Oct 4, 11 at 11:43am

    Yes and yes. Except the other guy didn't get pancakes

  • Submitted by janesaddiction on Oct 5, 11 at 1:05am

    So what if she did cheat. Let her cheat as often as she wants. She made Mickey pancakes.

  • Submitted by newyorkGOD on Oct 4, 11 at 11:57am

    U lucky bastard!!

  • Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 4, 11 at 9:52pm

    Um, I think u won a lottery. I'd hold on 2 that one!

  • Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 4, 11 at 12:53pm

    She made the pancakes to get the taste of the dicks out of her mouth.

  • Submitted by brittay37 on Oct 4, 11 at 1:36pm

    You must be a wildcat, Kentucky girls are just that awesome!

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    Submitted by intounknown on Oct 5, 11 at 3:43pm

    Ohhh, Kentucky.

  • Submitted by pinky22 on Oct 4, 11 at 11:14am

    What a multitasking hoe!!

  • Submitted by 2144571774 on Oct 5, 11 at 9:56am

    Hey, how'd my cock taste when you kissed her?

  • Submitted by builtFORDtough1 on Oct 5, 11 at 6:24am

    Is it wierd if my mom does that same thing for me?

  • Submitted by John87 on Oct 7, 11 at 12:07pm

    The hooker probably found your credit card.

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    Submitted by aabalice92 on Sep 23, 12 at 9:36pm

    Shit, she's testing your ass.

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  • Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 5, 11 at 8:11am

    I'd say she's showing small signs of a very clingy woman and possible crazy bi+ch stalker ex. Normally if it is too good to be true, well then it really is just that.

  • Submitted by bloodyfuck on Oct 6, 11 at 1:51pm

    Stick it in her butt next time when she isn't expecting it. If she doesn't even flinch, it's the lottery. If she does, you know what to do.