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  • 92 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:15pm

    this is the greatest thing ever. Not everyone was an adult when they started reading the HP series by the way. Do you not realize how long this series has been out?

  • 87 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:57pm

    I thought this was funny =D

  • 85 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:25pm

    This sounds like something I would say. I can't stop laughing at my own nerdiness.

  • 75 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:48pm

    This is AMAZING! Whoever you are... you rock. God I love HP

  • 77 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:17pm

    Best text ever! Have my mublood babies!

  • 84 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:11am

    LOL I'm so glad I understood this. I would so do Ron... I love gingers <3

  • 73 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:46am

    that's the besttttttt, i'm lmao. i love how the ones with twilight references get a shit load of haters and harry potter gets all fans. it just shows which one is better :)))

  • 66 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:25am

    This text is pretty funny, and very very clever. Made me laugh out loud.

  • 79 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:27pm

    1:21, it's you are not funny.

  • 74 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:46pm

    BEST TEXT FROM LAST NIGHT EVER. seriously, i'm in love. harry potter = win, always. and LOL @ June 2, 2009 6:22

  • 79 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:22pm

    I'm greatly amused...reminds me of the time I got drunk at a party, discussed my love for Alan Rickman and Gary Oldman, screamed, "I AM A RAVENCLAW YOU GUYS OKAY" and fell of the sofa.

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 8:55pm

    thats so something i would say. amazing. also, i call being wife #4

  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:09am

    818 is like the san fernando valley/ north Los Angeles county

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:53pm

    OMG. MARRY ME. LMAO.

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:10pm

    this is perfection.

  • 58 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:13pm

    Despite your lack of punctuation, that was fantastic.

  • 70 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:40pm

    hahahahhahah i am in love with you. for the win! you are the greatest and i hope i meet you one day and we have babies. this is my favorite text from last night ever.

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:48pm

    I LOVE IT hahahahaha

  • 69 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:13pm

    HAHAHAHAH i started laughing so hard. i wish it was me who sent that text

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:30pm

    hahahaha. that is so hilarious. I could deff see myself saying that.

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:17am

    I wish i was you.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:13pm

    Whoever sent this is awesome. Harry Potter is the greatest. People who hate probably just don't ever read and/or have no imagination.

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:38pm

    Oh my god. I love you.

  • 71 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:27pm

    Oh, oh... I love you. :)

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:50pm

    Hardy fucking har, knee slapper..

  • 71 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:37pm

    oh.my.god! i died laughing!

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:14am

    I want to marry both the texter, and 6:22. And texter: 818? Is that California? I hope I know you.

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:13pm

    also we have the same area code i must know u

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 1:25pm

    lmao thats hilarious

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 5:34am

    Okay so sender, when you divorce the two other people who have asked you to marry them, I'm totally up to be wife number three... But if you don't propose in parseltongue the deal is off.

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:38am

    hahahh. love it. didn't realize there were so many people that would actually hate on a BOOK

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:07pm

    I'd love to read the rest of this text string, haha

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:33pm

    rofl@"open the chamber of secrets"

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:43pm

    Adults reading childrens books is one of the many, many, many things wrong with the mass population of this country.

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:06am

    I LOVE YOU you are the coolest person alive

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:00pm

    hahahahaaha hilarious. ive had this convo while playing drinking games to the HP movies. niceeeee

  • 70 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:50pm

    This text is dripping win.

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:21pm

    i wanna know what the person said after getting this text! id be speachless. this is fuckin hilarious

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:26pm

    well i can speak elf, but only to say simple things like "you're and idiot get a life"

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:45pm

    YES!! This is the best :)

  • 63 77
    Submitted by megsy77 on Apr 15, 10 at 2:31am

    Haha.....can anybody talk parseltongue? J thoughtbit was just made up to keep Harry potter and the chamber of secrets interestingXD

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:13pm

    I still remember how to say 'open' in Parseltongue and I haven't watched that movie in like three years. It's not like I even had a crush on Daniel Radcliffe or a hissing fetish...you know, something that would have made it memorable.

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:55pm

    haha this txt is funny hp fan or not.

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:58pm

    I live in (818)...and....well...... CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS?!?!?

  • 66 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:15pm

    @12:01 Why is that so true?

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:26am

    6:25 says it all about this post-- "This sounds like something I would say. I can't stop laughing at my own nerdiness."

  • 52 58
    Submitted by MissStoney420 on Aug 12, 11 at 8:43pm

    I love this!! I'm a master at parseltongue.

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:46pm

    And it's potter for the win!!!

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:48pm

    GOOD ONE i'm using it

  • 65 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:04pm

    Do you have to be a D&D nerd to understand this?

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:02pm

    Smell my grundle!!!!

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:01am

    snape is fucking sexy.

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:46pm

    Whoever sent this Marry me

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:12pm

    Yesss! HARRY POTTER <3

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:50pm

    This is fantastic. Seriously, love you.

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:51am

    GOLDEN. enough to mix with the locals.

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:35pm

    hahahhaha hp ftmfw. amazing

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:29pm

    I've found my soulmate

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:03pm

    Harry potter reference ftw?

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:01pm

    Dungeons and Dragons

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:56pm

    7:28, ftw = for the win.

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:00pm

    5:25 how do you just assume it was a male? it could have been a female

  • 59 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:29am

    excellent. i salute your HP awesomeness.

  • 56 79
    Submitted by mrussell419 on Apr 22, 10 at 8:35am

    ahahaha I love this.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by shatteredspoon on Aug 19, 11 at 5:44pm

    So happy right now.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:02pm

    I've had a conversation similar to this before...

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:03am

    I love you sooooo much

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:45am

    People hat on everything now adays, this was funny.

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:54pm

    Hahaha! This is so funny. HP references rock. :)

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:29pm

    ahhhahaha, i love how hp has united us all haha

  • 60 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:54pm

    so true. thank you 5:43.

  • 57 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:49am

    FUCKING EPIC WIN its people like you that make me proud to be an 818er

  • 62 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:39pm

    this was by far one of the best TFLN i've read so far, i cried from laughing so hard.

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:37pm

    no..... harry potter. this is hilarious.

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:43am

    lol text me sometime =)

  • 59 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:52pm

    May you never see the darkness of a woman's bedroom...

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:59pm

    Hilarious. I actually cried when I read this. If the texter is a dude, I think I just found my soulmate...

  • 59 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:21pm

    How is this funny? Reading the bible is funnier than this shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:38pm

    I totally didnt get it at first... Its kinda funny, but definitely not one of the "Best Nights"

  • 50 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:21am

    hahaha I LOVE YOU! [: you need to text me harry potter references. I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this.

  • 44 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:38pm

    I think I love you, whoever you are...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:14pm

    fucking hilarious... I'm gonna borrow that one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:15pm

    Haha yes!I'm not the only one who says stuff like this.