I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
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rofl@"open the chamber of secrets"
1:21, it's you are not funny.
Hardy fucking har, knee slapper..
Okay so sender, when you divorce the two other people who have asked you to marry them, I'm totally up to be wife number three... But if you don't propose in parseltongue the deal is off.
OMG. MARRY ME. LMAO.
This text is pretty funny, and very very clever. Made me laugh out loud.
hahahaha. that is so hilarious. I could deff see myself saying that.
i am in love with you.
for the win!
you are the greatest and i hope i meet you one day and we have babies.
this is my favorite text from last night ever.
hahahh. love it. didn't realize there were so many people that would actually hate on a BOOK
This sounds like something I would say. I can't stop laughing at my own nerdiness.
I'm greatly amused...reminds me of the time I got drunk at a party, discussed my love for Alan Rickman and Gary Oldman, screamed, "I AM A RAVENCLAW YOU GUYS OKAY" and fell of the sofa.
Despite your lack of punctuation, that was fantastic.
Whoever sent this is awesome. Harry Potter is the greatest. People who hate probably just don't ever read and/or have no imagination.
this is the greatest thing ever. Not everyone was an adult when they started reading the HP series by the way. Do you not realize how long this series has been out?
Best text ever!
Have my mublood babies!
I love you sooooo much
This is fantastic. Seriously, love you.
oh.my.god! i died laughing!
that's the besttttttt, i'm lmao.
i love how the ones with twilight references get a shit load of haters and harry potter gets all fans.
it just shows which one is better :)))
I love this!! I'm a master at parseltongue.
Oh my god. I love you.
Yesss! HARRY POTTER <3
snape is fucking sexy.
I want to marry both the texter, and 6:22. And texter: 818? Is that California? I hope I know you.
This text is dripping win.
well i can speak elf, but only to say simple things like "you're and idiot get a life"
This is AMAZING! Whoever you are... you rock. God I love HP
BEST TEXT FROM LAST NIGHT EVER. seriously, i'm in love.
harry potter = win, always.
and LOL @ June 2, 2009 6:22
@12:01 Why is that so true?
hahahahaaha hilarious. ive had this convo while playing drinking games to the HP movies. niceeeee
Hahaha! This is so funny. HP references rock. :)
Whoever sent this
this was by far one of the best TFLN i've read so far, i cried from laughing so hard.
I thought this was funny =D
Adults reading childrens books is one of the many, many, many things wrong with the mass population of this country.
HAHAHAHAH i started laughing so hard. i wish it was me who sent that text
6:25 says it all about this post--
"This sounds like something I would say. I can't stop laughing at my own nerdiness."
I've found my soulmate
May you never see the darkness of a woman's bedroom...
LOL I'm so glad I understood this.
I would so do Ron... I love gingers <3
I still remember how to say 'open' in Parseltongue and I haven't watched that movie in like three years. It's not like I even had a crush on Daniel Radcliffe or a hissing fetish...you know, something that would have made it memorable.
818 is like the san fernando valley/ north Los Angeles county
i'm using it
Do you have to be a D&D nerd to understand this?
I think I love you, whoever you are...
YES!! This is the best :)
I live in (818)...and....well......
CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS?!?!?
fucking hilarious... I'm gonna borrow that one.
thats so something i would say.
also, i call being wife #4
I'd love to read the rest of this text string, haha
ahhhahaha, i love how hp has united us all haha
I LOVE IT hahahahaha
i wanna know what the person said after getting this text! id be speachless. this is fuckin hilarious
hahaha I LOVE YOU! [: you need to text me harry potter references. I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this.
Oh, oh... I love you. :)
Haha yes!I'm not the only one who says stuff like this.
So happy right now.
I wish i was you.
so true. thank you 5:43.
excellent. i salute your HP awesomeness.
7:28, ftw = for the win.
Smell my grundle!!!!
People hat on everything now adays, this was funny.
hahahhaha hp ftmfw. amazing
Haha.....can anybody talk parseltongue? J thoughtbit was just made up to keep Harry potter and the chamber of secrets interestingXD
I totally didnt get it at first... Its kinda funny, but definitely not one of the "Best Nights"
And it's potter for the win!!!
also we have the same area code
i must know u
Dungeons and Dragons
I LOVE YOU
you are the coolest person alive
How is this funny? Reading the bible is funnier than this shit.
GOLDEN. enough to mix with the locals.
FUCKING EPIC WIN
its people like you that make me proud to be an 818er
haha this txt is funny hp fan or not.
this is perfection.
ahahaha I love this.
5:25 how do you just assume it was a male? it could have been a female
Harry potter reference ftw?
Hilarious. I actually cried when I read this. If the texter is a dude, I think I just found my soulmate...
lol text me sometime =)
lmao thats hilarious
I've had a conversation similar to this before...
no..... harry potter. this is hilarious.