I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
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rofl@"open the chamber of secrets"
1:21, it's you are not funny.
Hardy fucking har, knee slapper..
Okay so sender, when you divorce the two other people who have asked you to marry them, I'm totally up to be wife number three... But if you don't propose in parseltongue the deal is off.
OMG. MARRY ME. LMAO.
This text is pretty funny, and very very clever. Made me laugh out loud.
hahahaha. that is so hilarious. I could deff see myself saying that.
Whoever sent this is awesome. Harry Potter is the greatest. People who hate probably just don't ever read and/or have no imagination.
i am in love with you.
for the win!
you are the greatest and i hope i meet you one day and we have babies.
this is my favorite text from last night ever.
This sounds like something I would say. I can't stop laughing at my own nerdiness.
I'm greatly amused...reminds me of the time I got drunk at a party, discussed my love for Alan Rickman and Gary Oldman, screamed, "I AM A RAVENCLAW YOU GUYS OKAY" and fell of the sofa.
hahahh. love it. didn't realize there were so many people that would actually hate on a BOOK
this is the greatest thing ever. Not everyone was an adult when they started reading the HP series by the way. Do you not realize how long this series has been out?
Despite your lack of punctuation, that was fantastic.
Best text ever!
Have my mublood babies!
oh.my.god! i died laughing!
I love you sooooo much
This is fantastic. Seriously, love you.
I love this!! I'm a master at parseltongue.
that's the besttttttt, i'm lmao.
i love how the ones with twilight references get a shit load of haters and harry potter gets all fans.
it just shows which one is better :)))
Oh my god. I love you.
Yesss! HARRY POTTER <3
snape is fucking sexy.
I want to marry both the texter, and 6:22. And texter: 818? Is that California? I hope I know you.
This text is dripping win.
well i can speak elf, but only to say simple things like "you're and idiot get a life"
hahahahaaha hilarious. ive had this convo while playing drinking games to the HP movies. niceeeee
This is AMAZING! Whoever you are... you rock. God I love HP
BEST TEXT FROM LAST NIGHT EVER. seriously, i'm in love.
harry potter = win, always.
and LOL @ June 2, 2009 6:22
Whoever sent this
@12:01 Why is that so true?
Hahaha! This is so funny. HP references rock. :)
this was by far one of the best TFLN i've read so far, i cried from laughing so hard.
HAHAHAHAH i started laughing so hard. i wish it was me who sent that text
I thought this was funny =D
Adults reading childrens books is one of the many, many, many things wrong with the mass population of this country.
6:25 says it all about this post--
"This sounds like something I would say. I can't stop laughing at my own nerdiness."
I still remember how to say 'open' in Parseltongue and I haven't watched that movie in like three years. It's not like I even had a crush on Daniel Radcliffe or a hissing fetish...you know, something that would have made it memorable.
I've found my soulmate
May you never see the darkness of a woman's bedroom...
LOL I'm so glad I understood this.
I would so do Ron... I love gingers <3
818 is like the san fernando valley/ north Los Angeles county
i'm using it
fucking hilarious... I'm gonna borrow that one.
Do you have to be a D&D nerd to understand this?
I live in (818)...and....well......
CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS?!?!?
I think I love you, whoever you are...
YES!! This is the best :)
ahhhahaha, i love how hp has united us all haha
thats so something i would say.
also, i call being wife #4
I'd love to read the rest of this text string, haha
hahaha I LOVE YOU! [: you need to text me harry potter references. I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this.
i wanna know what the person said after getting this text! id be speachless. this is fuckin hilarious
I LOVE IT hahahahaha
Oh, oh... I love you. :)
Haha yes!I'm not the only one who says stuff like this.
excellent. i salute your HP awesomeness.
So happy right now.
so true. thank you 5:43.
I wish i was you.
Smell my grundle!!!!
7:28, ftw = for the win.
GOLDEN. enough to mix with the locals.
People hat on everything now adays, this was funny.
Dungeons and Dragons
hahahhaha hp ftmfw. amazing
Haha.....can anybody talk parseltongue? J thoughtbit was just made up to keep Harry potter and the chamber of secrets interestingXD
I totally didnt get it at first... Its kinda funny, but definitely not one of the "Best Nights"
I LOVE YOU
you are the coolest person alive
And it's potter for the win!!!
also we have the same area code
i must know u
How is this funny? Reading the bible is funnier than this shit.
FUCKING EPIC WIN
its people like you that make me proud to be an 818er
this is perfection.
haha this txt is funny hp fan or not.
ahahaha I love this.
Harry potter reference ftw?
5:25 how do you just assume it was a male? it could have been a female
Hilarious. I actually cried when I read this. If the texter is a dude, I think I just found my soulmate...
lmao thats hilarious
lol text me sometime =)
I've had a conversation similar to this before...
no..... harry potter. this is hilarious.