I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
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rofl@"open the chamber of secrets"
Whoever sent this is awesome. Harry Potter is the greatest. People who hate probably just don't ever read and/or have no imagination.
1:21, it's you are not funny.
This text is pretty funny, and very very clever. Made me laugh out loud.
Hardy fucking har, knee slapper..
Okay so sender, when you divorce the two other people who have asked you to marry them, I'm totally up to be wife number three... But if you don't propose in parseltongue the deal is off.
OMG. MARRY ME. LMAO.
I'm greatly amused...reminds me of the time I got drunk at a party, discussed my love for Alan Rickman and Gary Oldman, screamed, "I AM A RAVENCLAW YOU GUYS OKAY" and fell of the sofa.
i am in love with you.
for the win!
you are the greatest and i hope i meet you one day and we have babies.
this is my favorite text from last night ever.
hahahaha. that is so hilarious. I could deff see myself saying that.
This sounds like something I would say. I can't stop laughing at my own nerdiness.
hahahh. love it. didn't realize there were so many people that would actually hate on a BOOK
this is the greatest thing ever. Not everyone was an adult when they started reading the HP series by the way. Do you not realize how long this series has been out?
Despite your lack of punctuation, that was fantastic.
well i can speak elf, but only to say simple things like "you're and idiot get a life"
Yesss! HARRY POTTER <3
oh.my.god! i died laughing!
I love you sooooo much
that's the besttttttt, i'm lmao.
i love how the ones with twilight references get a shit load of haters and harry potter gets all fans.
it just shows which one is better :)))
I love this!! I'm a master at parseltongue.
This is fantastic. Seriously, love you.
Best text ever!
Have my mublood babies!
Oh my god. I love you.
hahahahaaha hilarious. ive had this convo while playing drinking games to the HP movies. niceeeee
snape is fucking sexy.
I want to marry both the texter, and 6:22. And texter: 818? Is that California? I hope I know you.
This text is dripping win.
This is AMAZING! Whoever you are... you rock. God I love HP
BEST TEXT FROM LAST NIGHT EVER. seriously, i'm in love.
harry potter = win, always.
and LOL @ June 2, 2009 6:22
Whoever sent this
6:25 says it all about this post--
"This sounds like something I would say. I can't stop laughing at my own nerdiness."
Hahaha! This is so funny. HP references rock. :)
HAHAHAHAH i started laughing so hard. i wish it was me who sent that text
this was by far one of the best TFLN i've read so far, i cried from laughing so hard.
@12:01 Why is that so true?
fucking hilarious... I'm gonna borrow that one.
Adults reading childrens books is one of the many, many, many things wrong with the mass population of this country.
I thought this was funny =D
I still remember how to say 'open' in Parseltongue and I haven't watched that movie in like three years. It's not like I even had a crush on Daniel Radcliffe or a hissing fetish...you know, something that would have made it memorable.
I've found my soulmate
ahhhahaha, i love how hp has united us all haha
I live in (818)...and....well......
CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS?!?!?
818 is like the san fernando valley/ north Los Angeles county
May you never see the darkness of a woman's bedroom...
YES!! This is the best :)
LOL I'm so glad I understood this.
I would so do Ron... I love gingers <3
i'm using it
I think I love you, whoever you are...
hahaha I LOVE YOU! [: you need to text me harry potter references. I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this.
Do you have to be a D&D nerd to understand this?
I'd love to read the rest of this text string, haha
excellent. i salute your HP awesomeness.
thats so something i would say.
also, i call being wife #4
i wanna know what the person said after getting this text! id be speachless. this is fuckin hilarious
so true. thank you 5:43.
Smell my grundle!!!!
Haha yes!I'm not the only one who says stuff like this.
I LOVE IT hahahahaha
Oh, oh... I love you. :)
So happy right now.
I wish i was you.
GOLDEN. enough to mix with the locals.
7:28, ftw = for the win.
Haha.....can anybody talk parseltongue? J thoughtbit was just made up to keep Harry potter and the chamber of secrets interestingXD
I LOVE YOU
you are the coolest person alive
People hat on everything now adays, this was funny.
Dungeons and Dragons
I totally didnt get it at first... Its kinda funny, but definitely not one of the "Best Nights"
How is this funny? Reading the bible is funnier than this shit.
hahahhaha hp ftmfw. amazing
FUCKING EPIC WIN
its people like you that make me proud to be an 818er
also we have the same area code
i must know u
And it's potter for the win!!!
haha this txt is funny hp fan or not.
this is perfection.
ahahaha I love this.
Harry potter reference ftw?
5:25 how do you just assume it was a male? it could have been a female
Hilarious. I actually cried when I read this. If the texter is a dude, I think I just found my soulmate...
lmao thats hilarious
lol text me sometime =)
I've had a conversation similar to this before...
no..... harry potter. this is hilarious.