I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
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rofl@"open the chamber of secrets"
1:21, it's you are not funny.
Okay so sender, when you divorce the two other people who have asked you to marry them, I'm totally up to be wife number three... But if you don't propose in parseltongue the deal is off.
This text is pretty funny, and very very clever. Made me laugh out loud.
OMG. MARRY ME. LMAO.
i am in love with you.
for the win!
you are the greatest and i hope i meet you one day and we have babies.
this is my favorite text from last night ever.
hahahh. love it. didn't realize there were so many people that would actually hate on a BOOK
This sounds like something I would say. I can't stop laughing at my own nerdiness.
Hardy fucking har, knee slapper..
hahahaha. that is so hilarious. I could deff see myself saying that.
this is the greatest thing ever. Not everyone was an adult when they started reading the HP series by the way. Do you not realize how long this series has been out?
I'm greatly amused...reminds me of the time I got drunk at a party, discussed my love for Alan Rickman and Gary Oldman, screamed, "I AM A RAVENCLAW YOU GUYS OKAY" and fell of the sofa.
Best text ever!
Have my mublood babies!
Whoever sent this is awesome. Harry Potter is the greatest. People who hate probably just don't ever read and/or have no imagination.
I love you sooooo much
Despite your lack of punctuation, that was fantastic.
I love this!! I'm a master at parseltongue.
oh.my.god! i died laughing!
This is fantastic. Seriously, love you.
Oh my god. I love you.
that's the besttttttt, i'm lmao.
i love how the ones with twilight references get a shit load of haters and harry potter gets all fans.
it just shows which one is better :)))
BEST TEXT FROM LAST NIGHT EVER. seriously, i'm in love.
harry potter = win, always.
and LOL @ June 2, 2009 6:22
@12:01 Why is that so true?
I want to marry both the texter, and 6:22. And texter: 818? Is that California? I hope I know you.
This text is dripping win.
Yesss! HARRY POTTER <3
This is AMAZING! Whoever you are... you rock. God I love HP
this was by far one of the best TFLN i've read so far, i cried from laughing so hard.
snape is fucking sexy.
well i can speak elf, but only to say simple things like "you're and idiot get a life"
Whoever sent this
HAHAHAHAH i started laughing so hard. i wish it was me who sent that text
I thought this was funny =D
Hahaha! This is so funny. HP references rock. :)
hahahahaaha hilarious. ive had this convo while playing drinking games to the HP movies. niceeeee
Adults reading childrens books is one of the many, many, many things wrong with the mass population of this country.
6:25 says it all about this post--
"This sounds like something I would say. I can't stop laughing at my own nerdiness."
818 is like the san fernando valley/ north Los Angeles county
I've found my soulmate
LOL I'm so glad I understood this.
I would so do Ron... I love gingers <3
I think I love you, whoever you are...
I still remember how to say 'open' in Parseltongue and I haven't watched that movie in like three years. It's not like I even had a crush on Daniel Radcliffe or a hissing fetish...you know, something that would have made it memorable.
I'd love to read the rest of this text string, haha
thats so something i would say.
also, i call being wife #4
i'm using it
May you never see the darkness of a woman's bedroom...
YES!! This is the best :)
I live in (818)...and....well......
CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS?!?!?
fucking hilarious... I'm gonna borrow that one.
Do you have to be a D&D nerd to understand this?
I wish i was you.
I LOVE IT hahahahaha
Haha yes!I'm not the only one who says stuff like this.
Oh, oh... I love you. :)
hahaha I LOVE YOU! [: you need to text me harry potter references. I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this.
7:28, ftw = for the win.
i wanna know what the person said after getting this text! id be speachless. this is fuckin hilarious
so true. thank you 5:43.
I totally didnt get it at first... Its kinda funny, but definitely not one of the "Best Nights"
ahhhahaha, i love how hp has united us all haha
So happy right now.
People hat on everything now adays, this was funny.
Smell my grundle!!!!
hahahhaha hp ftmfw. amazing
excellent. i salute your HP awesomeness.
Dungeons and Dragons
Haha.....can anybody talk parseltongue? J thoughtbit was just made up to keep Harry potter and the chamber of secrets interestingXD
I LOVE YOU
you are the coolest person alive
also we have the same area code
i must know u
And it's potter for the win!!!
GOLDEN. enough to mix with the locals.
haha this txt is funny hp fan or not.
FUCKING EPIC WIN
its people like you that make me proud to be an 818er
Harry potter reference ftw?
this is perfection.
ahahaha I love this.
How is this funny? Reading the bible is funnier than this shit.
5:25 how do you just assume it was a male? it could have been a female
Hilarious. I actually cried when I read this. If the texter is a dude, I think I just found my soulmate...
lol text me sometime =)
lmao thats hilarious
I've had a conversation similar to this before...
no..... harry potter. this is hilarious.