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  • 86 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:14pm

    Maybe she's not being a bitch. She might just be on her period. Ask her if her mouth will be open.

  • 87 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:54pm

    I don't think he is saying he won't see her. I thought e was just making a play on words since he obviously won't be inside her

  • 81 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:29pm

    Well done sir

  • 68 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:24am

    bwahahahaha!

  • 75 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:16pm

    Stupid

  • 68 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:19pm

    Lol ;)

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 3:41am

    Men...ugh and you wonder why some girls don't give you the time of day.

  • 79 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:58pm

    Guys are assholes. He won't hang out with her just cuz she won't give him any...what a piece of s h I t

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:52pm

    11:06 go suck a testosterone filled dick.

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:05pm

    He's not saying he's not hanging out with her.. H

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:31pm

    That's about as funny as aids. FAKE!!

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:22pm

    Amen10:57

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:27am

    Good job (:

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:20pm

    That's nice.

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 2:51pm

    Open her legs yourself!!

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:36pm

    Hahahhahaahha! He gets no booty.

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:20pm

    She knows how to hook 'em! Oh wait...

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:19am

    .....well I thought this was funny

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:56pm

    Sorry have other plans with open legs.

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 3:42am

    Men..ugh and you wonder why some girls won't give you the time of day. Pigs.

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:15pm

    8:15 and 9:12, your are both gentlemen and scholars. Bravo.

  • 62 67
    Submitted by dude7166 on Jan 15, 10 at 7:46pm

    T E A S E!!!!!!!!

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:14am

    It obviously means he's not in her right now.

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:33pm

    That's awsome

  • Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 15, 10 at 9:12pm

    LOL at girls who think guys want to hang out with them for any reason other than sex. Either you give it up or go make us a sandwich. We don't want to hear you talk about your fucking cat for an hour.

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:00am

    he is saying he won't be in her u dumbasses he might still hangout with her tho

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:57pm

    Doesn't mean he's just after sex. I read it as a play on the pun. I'd hang with her but still say that just to be a tool. Sarcastic tool

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:06pm

    Guys are simple. We want sex. If you want put out, we'll go somewhere else to get some.

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:03pm

    9:12 amen.

  • 70 89
    Submitted by etantao on Jan 15, 10 at 7:17pm

    The text every man should get

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:11am

    .....who says that? Like seriously.

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:06pm

    Unless your daddy is worth millions or your pussy is made of gold then fuck you , you stuck up bitch . I can find a wet vagina anywhere. I hate when whores think they own the world just because guys secrete testosterone.

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:00pm

    If your a rich hottie

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:06pm

    10:10. she's saying no sex, as far as I can tell. "legs are not [open]"

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:15pm

    She might just be on her period. Ask her if her mouth will be open.

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:54pm

    Representing Lowell!!! What's upppp

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:25pm

  • 61 81
    Submitted by etantao on Jan 15, 10 at 10:01pm

    Wait a minute.... did i misinterpret? Isn't she inviting the dude to have sex?

    • 71 68
      Submitted by sillyelle on Jan 16, 10 at 12:09am

      haha no she's saying she wont have sex. her day is open, but her legs arent.

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:57pm

    Guys are assholes. Just cuz he isn't gettin any he won't hang out with her, what a piece of shit.

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:21pm

    7:17... Followed by the text every girl should get in response.

    • 45 62
      Submitted by ... on Jan 15, 10 at 11:20pm

      CLIK TEH REPLY\n\n*sigh*

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:35pm

    dear god some of you tools have got to try dating a girl sometime... it's obviously that time of the month for her, and his response is hilarious!

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 5:31am

    Nope

  • 58 86
    Submitted by popopopop on Jan 16, 10 at 12:09am

    Hey there's a site similar to this one but where visitors can tell their darkest secrets :P it's www.whatasecret.com

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:18pm

    I'll be stupid and go ahead and say it---- first

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:32pm

    978 ? Omg ! My Area Code Lawrence MA lmfao Hoodrats Nowadays ! Damn Chongas

  • 53 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:05am

    I'm thinking their into anal...

  • 53 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:28pm

    Testing, is my ban gone yet?

  • 49 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:20pm

    Firstiezzz