Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...