I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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Ha! I'm totally going to use this!
One of the best I've seen in here
Finally the first good post in a long time
Haha fuken funy
For the win!
With a few slight modifications this could be used for sex i bet.
Steeldude is retarded. This is a great original post
Consider this line stolen
How do you keep an idiot busy for hours? Answer on other side of card.
This is almost as good as the non-lyrical piano cover of Loon's "Whatcha Say." Seriously though, A+ material on TFLN (for once).
Hahah fuck yea
Love it... Totally using it for my status!!!
@steeldude. It's also stolen from me from when I banged your mom up her pooper....
Stolen off Sickipedia, where it was probably stolen from somewhere else.
Amazing, gonna use this
Don't care if it was stolen just saw it now and I love it!!
haha. i used this yesterday cuz i was late to work
I might just read it again on principle.
It fells like I've read it a dozen times over the past hour.
Don't sweat it, I misspelled a word when I was wearing my Grammar Nazi hat a few weeks ago. I felt kinda dumb, but fuck it.
You sir are a genius
Originally from Groucho Marx- "I'll be back in 5 minutes. If I'm not, wait another 5 minutes."\n\nI've forgotten which movie, I believe Animal Crackers
Wow. I love it. I wonder if my Sgt will buy it....
Wow has USM taught you to triple post?
Careful. He's got a nasty knife.
Must be running in black peoples time...
totaly copied from Leslie neilson in naked gun, if I'm not back in fifteen minutes then keep waiting.
this is stolen from the german tfln version.it has been there for a long time.
...that was brilliant. Tfln has impresed me.
LOvE this. Absolutely using it
Steeldude. You sir, are an idiot.
The number one, best entry. By far.
@steeldude those lines aren't even close. Stfu.