I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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Ha! I'm totally going to use this!
One of the best I've seen in here
Finally the first good post in a long time
Haha fuken funy
Consider this line stolen
This is almost as good as the non-lyrical piano cover of Loon's "Whatcha Say." Seriously though, A+ material on TFLN (for once).
How do you keep an idiot busy for hours? Answer on other side of card.
Steeldude is retarded. This is a great original post
For the win!
Amazing, gonna use this
@steeldude. It's also stolen from me from when I banged your mom up her pooper....
I might just read it again on principle.
It fells like I've read it a dozen times over the past hour.
Don't sweat it, I misspelled a word when I was wearing my Grammar Nazi hat a few weeks ago. I felt kinda dumb, but fuck it.
With a few slight modifications this could be used for sex i bet.
Love it... Totally using it for my status!!!
Originally from Groucho Marx- "I'll be back in 5 minutes. If I'm not, wait another 5 minutes."\n\nI've forgotten which movie, I believe Animal Crackers
Don't care if it was stolen just saw it now and I love it!!
You sir are a genius
totaly copied from Leslie neilson in naked gun, if I'm not back in fifteen minutes then keep waiting.
Stolen off Sickipedia, where it was probably stolen from somewhere else.
haha. i used this yesterday cuz i was late to work
Must be running in black peoples time...
Wow. I love it. I wonder if my Sgt will buy it....
Wow has USM taught you to triple post?
Careful. He's got a nasty knife.
...that was brilliant. Tfln has impresed me.
Steeldude. You sir, are an idiot.
this is stolen from the german tfln version.it has been there for a long time.
Hahah fuck yea
LOvE this. Absolutely using it
The number one, best entry. By far.
@steeldude those lines aren't even close. Stfu.