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  • 117 73
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 3, 10 at 2:43pm
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    Rule 323: No elephants!! Always buy the mini giraffe!!!

  • 98 51
    Submitted by TruthHurts on Aug 3, 10 at 2:37pm
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    At least you attempted to buy it online instead of steal one from the zoo like my stupid friend last year..

  • 82 64
    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 3, 10 at 4:49pm
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    The shipping charges on that would be hell. Ephant.

  • 77 57
    Submitted by Chadwick on Aug 3, 10 at 3:11pm
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    Dude a bag of weed would have been fine.

  • 73 58
    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Aug 3, 10 at 2:51pm
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    Be thankful you failed at an elephant. A slightly less exotic search and you might have found a kangaroo on your front porch.

  • 71 56
    Submitted by blitted on Aug 3, 10 at 4:03pm
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    Sounds to me a little like the movie Grandmas Boy.

  • 71 80
    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 3, 10 at 3:35pm
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    Oh I want a mini giraffe!

  • 57 55
    Submitted by coop17 on Aug 4, 10 at 3:46am
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    Fuck that. Buy a shark.

  • 57 57
    Submitted by haha1 on Aug 3, 10 at 7:00pm
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    id be more impressed if you woke up with an elephant

  • 60 70
    Submitted by ilovebreast on Aug 3, 10 at 11:12pm
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    This better be Mal Moore (Bama athletic director) because Alabama needs a live mascot!

  • 60 71
    Submitted by HiMyNameIs on Aug 3, 10 at 5:50pm
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    I so want a mini giraffe!!!!!!!!

  • 54 64
    Submitted by unleashedxx on Aug 3, 10 at 11:15pm
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    ....Was it Indian or African? Because size really does matter.

  • 60 77
    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 3, 10 at 9:20pm
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    Jooknow how to buy an elephant online? Take the u out of sub and f out of way...

  • 71 100
    Submitted by Soviet_Russiaa on Aug 3, 10 at 2:38pm
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    I think what this is saying is that last night he was under the influence. And then the next morning he looked at his previous nights google searches and saw things like "elephants for sale" or "where can I buy an elephant"

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Fucksovietrussia on Aug 5, 10 at 1:31am
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    Lmfao @ unleeshedxx

  • 58 86
    Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 6, 10 at 6:59am
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    Republicans are not cheap but can be bought for the right price

  • 48 67
    Submitted by whatnow on Aug 3, 10 at 7:50pm
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    I need an elephant to protect my shit

  • 54 82
    Submitted by :) :) on Aug 3, 10 at 5:07pm
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    Haha, this made me smile

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Rickmeister on Aug 5, 10 at 6:45am
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    Perhaps look into a genetically altered tiny manatee? Or why stop there, go ahead and make the first TINY ELEPHANT!!!

  • 44 67
    Submitted by okboying on Aug 3, 10 at 8:13pm
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    I guess you needed either a female with a bigger behind or a male with a larger appendage.

  • 47 73
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Aug 3, 10 at 4:48pm
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    ...That High?...

  • 38 63
    Submitted by blowinyamind on Aug 3, 10 at 11:54pm
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    Op you're my hero. Elephants are the best. =]

  • 45 79
    Submitted by dre623 on Aug 3, 10 at 2:39pm
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    so? who hasn't?

  • 43 79
    Submitted by jprincess on Aug 4, 10 at 6:14am
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    Man. If I had a nickel for every time this happened to me......

  • 14 29
    Submitted by OmNomNommer on Mar 13, 12 at 10:08pm
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    New best friend!