According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
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Rule 323: No elephants!! Always buy the mini giraffe!!!
At least you attempted to buy it online instead of steal one from the zoo like my stupid friend last year..
id be more impressed if you woke up with an elephant
Dude a bag of weed would have been fine.
Sounds to me a little like the movie Grandmas Boy.
Be thankful you failed at an elephant. A slightly less exotic search and you might have found a kangaroo on your front porch.
Fuck that. Buy a shark.
The shipping charges on that would be hell. Ephant.
I think what this is saying is that last night he was under the influence. And then the next morning he looked at his previous nights google searches and saw things like "elephants for sale" or "where can I buy an elephant"
Oh I want a mini giraffe!
I need an elephant to protect my shit
Republicans are not cheap but can be bought for the right price
I so want a mini giraffe!!!!!!!!
Lmfao @ unleeshedxx
Haha, this made me smile
Jooknow how to buy an elephant online? Take the u out of sub and f out of way...
This better be Mal Moore (Bama athletic director) because Alabama needs a live mascot!
I guess you needed either a female with a bigger behind or a male with a larger appendage.
Perhaps look into a genetically altered tiny manatee? Or why stop there, go ahead and make the first TINY ELEPHANT!!!
....Was it Indian or African? Because size really does matter.
so? who hasn't?
Man. If I had a nickel for every time this happened to me......
Op you're my hero. Elephants are the best. =]
New best friend!