if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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Ummmm....I would like to pre-order my sex for the evening please.....
Sucks to be you.
I see what you did there.
I have sent way too many variations of this text.....
Well that's reasonable..
Was this a mass text or just sent to one guy??
If the man is too drink that means I've got the night off. It's only fair.
can anyone say date r.a.p.e.
Or u could try and wake him up with head in the middle of the night?? I did that once and my ex bf would still take me back... It's been years.
What a sweet, sweet girl..
I wish I could get this text
Where does this shit happen? Or should I say"whoooom"?
'If you want blown' - this dropping of 'to be' (or 'to get') must be a PA grammar thing; my wife who grew up there speaks that way frequently.
Sounds fair enough...
I've gotten similar texts to this.
If you can deep throat hit me up! Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight
Hi, I'm a f@qq0t.