if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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Rule: Give Credit where credit is due. No Exceptions.
Sucks to be you.
I see what you did there.
Ummmm....I would like to pre-order my sex for the evening please.....
I have sent way too many variations of this text.....
Well that's reasonable..
Was this a mass text or just sent to one guy??
Or u could try and wake him up with head in the middle of the night?? I did that once and my ex bf would still take me back... It's been years.
What a sweet, sweet girl..
If the man is too drink that means I've got the night off. It's only fair.
can anyone say date r.a.p.e.
I wish I could get this text
'If you want blown' - this dropping of 'to be' (or 'to get') must be a PA grammar thing; my wife who grew up there speaks that way frequently.
Where does this shit happen? Or should I say"whoooom"?
Sounds fair enough...
I've gotten similar texts to this.
Hi, I'm a f@qq0t.
If you can deep throat hit me up! Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight