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  • Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jul 21, 10 at 11:13pm

    So you're the guy who ran into my room, high-fived me, and left...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 12:04pm

    Last thing Firsty remember is this reply.

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    Submitted by chw63 on Jul 21, 10 at 12:03pm

    The last thing I remember is getting fucking tired of these "the last thing I remember" texts

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    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 4:27pm

    Did you offer them pretzels?

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    Submitted by Mistah_Lui on Jul 22, 10 at 12:38am

    Who the hell posted this, borat?

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    Submitted by firsty on Jul 21, 10 at 12:48pm

    This epic text is making me Firsty

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 4:26pm

    I love America, I just don't like the people running it, Obama has racked up more dept in the first 4 months of his presidency than bush did in the entire Iraq war. He is the opposite of what this country needs right now

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 4:11am

    You have no brain cells left and need to stop being so stupid over here because this is not time to hate the leader in charge of all of us. I like America

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    Submitted by jng131 on Jul 23, 10 at 3:01am

    Really because i dont remember getting a high five....

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    Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 21, 10 at 2:34pm

    Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

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    Submitted by lanky00 on Jul 21, 10 at 11:51am

    Really that's you're comment? That's just retarded

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 1:41pm

    Get out of America stupid anti America dumb person so you didn't vote for our president need a cookie he still won HAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Submitted by ambersavala on Jul 21, 10 at 12:15pm

    Sounds like everyones txt after the Saints won the Superbowl

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    Submitted by egirl on Jul 21, 10 at 4:39pm

    Sounds like one hell of a great night! Been there!!

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    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 21, 10 at 11:53am

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

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    Submitted by insulingirl on Jul 22, 10 at 4:07pm

    Dude, I can totally relate!

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    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 21, 10 at 1:31pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 1:55am

    Marijuana is a great thing. And anyone who disagrees or gets all bitchy when they hear that really needs to chill out and worry about their own shit. And by the way I didn't vote for Obama cause he is a peice of shit.

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      Submitted by hdlol6969 on Jul 22, 10 at 2:10am

      fuck you Obama is the man..

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    Submitted by alibi on Jul 21, 10 at 11:47am

    First