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  • 71 32
    Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 16, 10 at 12:34pm
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    anyone can use a hand. it's if he gets you off with his tongue, then he's a keeper.

  • 74 39
    Submitted by lonewolfchemist on Apr 16, 10 at 10:49am
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    I hope you made him a sandwich after that!

  • 66 34
    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 16, 10 at 11:57am
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    I can get a girl off with no hands. It's called a dick! Haha!\n\nOr a tongue, of course;)

  • 46 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 16, 10 at 7:49pm
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    Obviously a guitar player, your non-dominant hand becomes more dextrous

  • 39 24
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 16, 10 at 6:55pm
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    who says he wants to keep you?

  • 42 31
    Submitted by feddokro on Apr 17, 10 at 2:55am
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    The first time my boyfriend got me off, after I finished, he said: "And I'm not even left handed!"

  • 38 24
    Submitted by CumGuzzler on Apr 16, 10 at 1:05pm
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    Damn! That really takes talent, I'm a girl

  • 37 26
    Submitted by silverosepetals on Apr 16, 10 at 6:15pm
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    My bf gets me off with his right hand and he's left handed...I guess it's pretty talented...

  • 35 27
    Submitted by zRebirth_Xbox on Apr 16, 10 at 10:53pm
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    What the hell are you doing out of the kitchen!?

  • 32 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 20, 10 at 1:11am
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    I love it when people call other people dumb and then spell shit wrong. 9.45 I'm looking at you ;)

  • 36 30
    Submitted by jprincess on Apr 16, 10 at 3:10pm
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    I think this is a guy vs. guy thing- not a girl talking

  • 33 27
    Submitted by road2recovery86 on Apr 16, 10 at 2:29pm
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    I don't see the talent here?? I use my tongue to get a girl off...but utilize my left hand to aid in my orgasm giving skill... ;-)

  • 34 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 16, 10 at 3:09pm
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    It's another guy! Faaaaaaag

  • 30 23
    Submitted by sperman96 on Apr 17, 10 at 5:13am
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    Just his hand or was it his whole arm. You got fisted.

  • 31 26
    Submitted by missjesika on Apr 21, 10 at 1:53am
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    Haha same thing with my guy last night! Scored major points

  • 33 30
    Submitted by yoG on Apr 19, 10 at 6:23pm
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    What's his number?

  • 33 31
    Submitted by youarehere on Apr 17, 10 at 7:41am
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    JESUS CHRIST. TELL HIM TO CLEAN HIS MOTHER FUCKING HANDS!!!

  • 37 41
    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 16, 10 at 11:19am
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    Littlemissy, if your butterfly can take out the garbage afterwards you should marry it. \n\nAlso, I can give someone an orgasm with only my left hand. Mainly, myself.

  • 32 34
    Submitted by littlemissy on Apr 16, 10 at 11:12am
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    you think that's something.....my butterfly can get me off and it doesn't even have hands! I know! I know! Amazing right? Lololol

  • 29 31
    Submitted by silverosepetals on Apr 16, 10 at 6:16pm
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    Jprincess: I almost thought it was two guys but what guy says orgasim when referring to themselves cumming?

  • 24 22
    Submitted by americandanish on Jun 15, 10 at 4:12am
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    I can get a girl off with just the sight of me. Also I say intelligent stuff, then they explode.

  • 26 26
    Submitted by jollygymsocks on Apr 16, 10 at 10:25pm
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    But can he/she get u off wit Their foot?

  • 24 30
    Submitted by loveMeCac on Apr 17, 10 at 10:02am
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    Way to set ur standards high!

  • 27 41
    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Apr 16, 10 at 9:45pm
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    That is by far the dumbest rational ever.

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    Submitted by kyls94 on May 22, 11 at 4:15am
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    haha!

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