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  • anyone can use a hand. it's if he gets you off with his tongue, then he's a keeper.

    Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 16, 10 at 12:34pm
  • I hope you made him a sandwich after that!

    Submitted by lonewolfchemist on Apr 16, 10 at 10:49am
  • I can get a girl off with no hands. It's called a dick! Haha!\n\nOr a tongue, of course;)

    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 16, 10 at 11:57am
  • who says he wants to keep you?

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 16, 10 at 6:55pm
  • Jprincess: I almost thought it was two guys but what guy says orgasim when referring to themselves cumming?

    Submitted by silverosepetals on Apr 16, 10 at 6:16pm
  • Haha same thing with my guy last night! Scored major points

    Submitted by missjesika on Apr 21, 10 at 1:53am
  • I think this is a guy vs. guy thing- not a girl talking

    Submitted by jprincess on Apr 16, 10 at 3:10pm
  • Obviously a guitar player, your non-dominant hand becomes more dextrous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 16, 10 at 7:49pm
  • It's another guy! Faaaaaaag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 16, 10 at 3:09pm
  • Damn! That really takes talent, I'm a girl

    Submitted by CumGuzzler on Apr 16, 10 at 1:05pm
  • Littlemissy, if your butterfly can take out the garbage afterwards you should marry it. \n\nAlso, I can give someone an orgasm with only my left hand. Mainly, myself.

    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 16, 10 at 11:19am
  • Just his hand or was it his whole arm. You got fisted.

    Submitted by sperman96 on Apr 17, 10 at 5:13am
  • Way to set ur standards high!

    Submitted by loveMeCac on Apr 17, 10 at 10:02am
  • What the hell are you doing out of the kitchen!?

    Submitted by zRebirth_Xbox on Apr 16, 10 at 10:53pm
  • My bf gets me off with his right hand and he's left handed...I guess it's pretty talented...

    Submitted by silverosepetals on Apr 16, 10 at 6:15pm
  • I love it when people call other people dumb and then spell shit wrong. 9.45 I'm looking at you ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 20, 10 at 1:11am
  • The first time my boyfriend got me off, after I finished, he said: "And I'm not even left handed!"

    Submitted by feddokro on Apr 17, 10 at 2:55am
  • But can he/she get u off wit Their foot?

    Submitted by jollygymsocks on Apr 16, 10 at 10:25pm
  • JESUS CHRIST. TELL HIM TO CLEAN HIS MOTHER FUCKING HANDS!!!

    Submitted by youarehere on Apr 17, 10 at 7:41am
  • What's his number?

    Submitted by yoG on Apr 19, 10 at 6:23pm
  • haha!

    Submitted by kyls94 on May 22, 11 at 4:15am
  • you think that's something.....my butterfly can get me off and it doesn't even have hands! I know! I know! Amazing right? Lololol

    Submitted by littlemissy on Apr 16, 10 at 11:12am
  • That is by far the dumbest rational ever.

    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Apr 16, 10 at 9:45pm
  • I don't see the talent here?? I use my tongue to get a girl off...but utilize my left hand to aid in my orgasm giving skill... ;-)

    Submitted by road2recovery86 on Apr 16, 10 at 2:29pm
  • I can get a girl off with just the sight of me. Also I say intelligent stuff, then they explode.

    Submitted by americandanish on Jun 15, 10 at 4:12am