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  • You only get to call 'em nerds thru college (or GED program, whatever). After that you call 'em Boss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 10 at 9:54am
  • When he cums in your eye and you can't recite pi THATS AMORE

    Submitted by Mondu on Jun 17, 10 at 11:28am
    • well done, mondu. well done.

      Submitted by whiteknave on Jun 17, 10 at 12:09pm
      • Thanks there's more down the page

        Submitted by Mondu on Jun 17, 10 at 7:38pm
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          Submitted by jdilla on Jun 17, 10 at 9:50pm
  • Nerds? The only people that don't find intelligence sexy are the slow, the witless, and the flat out retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 10 at 9:49am
  • I assume that the best lovers make her forget everything after 3.14

    Submitted by Anonymous_ on Jun 17, 10 at 9:09am
  • Nerds? Without "nerds" you wouldn't even be able to view this website, or have a computer. Call them what you will, they're smarter than you :)

    Submitted by supertaco285 on Jun 17, 10 at 11:00am
  • How many people on this site even know what Pi is? Or can tell the difference between they're, there and their? This is finally intelligent!

    Submitted by WorstTextEver on Jun 17, 10 at 9:53am
  • Nerd love!!

    Submitted by anomymouse on Jun 17, 10 at 9:07am
  • That does sound oddly arousing. Still hilarious though.

    Submitted by pap3rw8 on Jun 17, 10 at 9:05am
  • that's seriously the best thing i've ever heard. if everyone did this life would be so much easier. don't know how, but it would be.

    Submitted by _kristann_ on Jun 17, 10 at 11:46am
  • Obviously they're not talking about that kind of pie. . . They're talking about the math term Pi.

    Submitted by lyssssxo on Jun 17, 10 at 1:03pm
  • When he's hung like a horse and forget math course that's amore

    Submitted by Mondu on Jun 17, 10 at 6:58pm
    • When he fucks you so hard you say "three" and drool like a 'tard that's amore

      Submitted by Mondu on Jun 17, 10 at 7:02pm
    • When his giant cucumber make you recite your phone number that's amore

      Submitted by Mondu on Jun 17, 10 at 7:10pm
  • I wonder how many decimal places she's memorized...

    Submitted by LynnZee on Jun 17, 10 at 10:33am
  • They're too busy killing their brain cells out there to know much of anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 10 at 9:58am
  • kinky kinky

    Submitted by thatguyrobbie on Jul 14, 10 at 4:45am
  • Gotta love geek girls!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 17, 10 at 2:37pm
  • Women actually make their orgasms last for the amount of time they do. Not depending on the guy. If a woman breaths slower while she orgasms it will last longer. ;)

    Submitted by bitchfacee on Jun 18, 10 at 12:49pm
  • That's hilarious?

    Submitted by thinkgreen420 on Jun 17, 10 at 9:04am
  • Epic win?

    Submitted by firstyzz on Dec 8, 10 at 6:16am
  • 19 decimal points. That's all I know but if he lasted longer than that he's a winner! Btw I had it written out but was informed that I had too many numbers

    Submitted by harrypotter36 on Jul 14, 12 at 12:01pm
  • It would be so much better if the area code was (314).

    Submitted by SchoolGrlGoneBad on May 31, 11 at 9:11am
  • Cherry Pi

    Submitted by jolie_laide on Jun 17, 10 at 1:35pm
  • Since when was being a nerd a bad thing? Jesus lighten up.

    Submitted by anomymouse on Jun 17, 10 at 4:43pm
  • FAIL fail?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 10 at 12:27am
  • Nothing odd about it.

    Submitted by eXiztential on Jun 17, 10 at 11:29pm
  • Could one consider that poontang pi?

    Submitted by Mondu on Jun 17, 10 at 11:25am
  • I want this woman as my own. And I'm a straight woman as well.

    Submitted by chaostition20 on Jun 26, 10 at 2:56pm
  • I wonder how much she actually has memorized.

    Submitted by 27BronxBombers on Jul 14, 10 at 2:51am
  • Smart cookie!!

    Submitted by sassydoc9 on Jun 17, 10 at 2:09pm
  • I want to marry this woman!!!

    Submitted by CooperK13 on Oct 2, 10 at 11:48pm
  • That's just wrong, if she can remember pi to any number of significant figures, then she isn't having a REAl orgasm. She shouldn't even remember her own name. She clearly needs a real man

    Submitted by Ibdl on Jun 17, 10 at 2:04pm
  • Wierrrd

    Submitted by i0love0you0man on Jun 17, 10 at 10:08pm
  • 3.1415926

    Submitted by realtree on Jun 17, 10 at 9:33am
  • This girl sounds like she is as easy as Pi. I'm definitely turned on by that. Especially if she black. I probably wouldn't make it pass 3.1

    Submitted by maskedman on Jun 17, 10 at 11:15am
  • I'm calling bullshit-point one four one secen

    Submitted by Emeraldislegod on Jun 17, 10 at 9:07am
  • 3.1415269...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 10 at 11:00am
  • What? Who bothers remembering anything past the 4?

    Submitted by truffleelf on Jun 17, 10 at 9:30am
  • Fuckin' nerds

    Submitted by trke0302 on Jun 17, 10 at 9:41am
  • YOU SPELLED PIE WRONG. JESUS.

    Submitted by jdilla on Jun 17, 10 at 12:32pm
  • Fuckin nerds would only say this shit.

    Submitted by jeff1234 on Jun 17, 10 at 9:47am