I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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But close your eyes and picture someone else doing it because no one's ever seen a hot, straight clarinet player who brags about his drawing skills and pushes the mcmuffin button all morning.
Who cares if he's hot...
Sign me up please!!!
I'm a freelance gynecologist, can provide references.
^ best response ever
I can't believe no one commented on how awesome it is when chicks squirt! And it sounds like this chick wants to learn how to squirt and is searching for the right candidate to make it happen..
Saxophones are woodwinds. Keyboards are full of buttons, and maybe what he draws are full houses, straights and royal flushes.
saxophone hands won't make a girl squirt. cards aren't that interesting.
If, by squirt, you mean projectile vomit you were spot on.
If she says no... I'm free *drooling at the thought*
Aaaaaand I think I just did!