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  • Submitted by DamnYankeeGirl02 on Apr 4, 13 at 11:22am

    But close your eyes and picture someone else doing it because no one's ever seen a hot, straight clarinet player who brags about his drawing skills and pushes the mcmuffin button all morning.

  • Submitted by taterpie2 on Apr 4, 13 at 10:53am

    Sign me up please!!!

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    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Apr 4, 13 at 11:19pm

    I'm a freelance gynecologist, can provide references.

  • Submitted by paintblr20 on Apr 4, 13 at 11:32am

    ^ best response ever

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Apr 11, 13 at 7:55pm

    I can't believe no one commented on how awesome it is when chicks squirt! And it sounds like this chick wants to learn how to squirt and is searching for the right candidate to make it happen..

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    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Apr 5, 13 at 8:40am

    Saxophones are woodwinds. Keyboards are full of buttons, and maybe what he draws are full houses, straights and royal flushes.

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      Submitted by LemmePhister on Apr 5, 13 at 8:48am

      saxophone hands won't make a girl squirt. cards aren't that interesting.

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    Submitted by scrotum66 on Apr 5, 13 at 4:55am

    If, by squirt, you mean projectile vomit you were spot on.

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    Submitted by chitownirishgirl on Apr 10, 13 at 4:55am

    If she says no... I'm free *drooling at the thought*

  • Submitted by JuggsaPoppin on Apr 5, 13 at 12:25am

    Aaaaaand I think I just did!