she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
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BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Was she yelling the whole time too?
But I bet she forgot to mention the $7.95 processing and handling charge
It's $14.95 now, unless ya want express shipping.
Did you clean it up with a sham wow?
And if you do me now, I'll throw in my girlfriend for free. Call before midnight tonight!
So SHES DEAD???
She DID just lay there...
Don't you EVER compare Billy May's to a whore!
As much as I loved the guy...he was a whore too.
And if you touch my boobs and pretend you care, I'll throw in and extra BJ for free.
The blowjob is free, just don't mid my beard.
Hopefully she eventually doubles the offer!
did she oxyclean the cumstains out of the sheets?
then she charged you seperate processing and handling
bro tag me in!
You keep it up with her and you'll be needing some Oxy-Clean.