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  • Submitted by DailyBassist on Jan 22, 12 at 4:58pm

    BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

  • Submitted by sailor_man on Jan 22, 12 at 4:03pm

    Was she yelling the whole time too?

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    Submitted by wxmanify on Jan 22, 12 at 6:00pm

    But I bet she forgot to mention the $7.95 processing and handling charge

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 23, 12 at 1:31pm

      It's $14.95 now, unless ya want express shipping.

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    Submitted by azfireguy on Jan 22, 12 at 11:55pm

    Did you clean it up with a sham wow?

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 22, 12 at 5:00pm

    And if you do me now, I'll throw in my girlfriend for free. Call before midnight tonight!

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 23, 12 at 3:27am

    So SHES DEAD???

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    Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 22, 12 at 3:10pm

    Don't you EVER compare Billy May's to a whore!

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 23, 12 at 1:32pm

      As much as I loved the guy...he was a whore too.

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    Submitted by solidarity on Jan 23, 12 at 1:18am

    Hopefully she eventually doubles the offer!

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    Submitted by AlkaliSam on Jan 22, 12 at 10:23pm

    The blowjob is free, just don't mid my beard.

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    Submitted by squibkick on Jan 22, 12 at 8:47pm

    And if you touch my boobs and pretend you care, I'll throw in and extra BJ for free.

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    Submitted by woopigsooie on Jan 23, 12 at 12:45am

    did she oxyclean the cumstains out of the sheets?

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    Submitted by dicsmalls03 on Jan 22, 12 at 11:40pm

    bro tag me in!

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    Submitted by woopigsooie on Jan 22, 12 at 11:49pm

    then she charged you seperate processing and handling

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    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Jan 22, 12 at 6:11pm

    Dream girl!

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    Submitted by KillaChinchilla on Jan 23, 12 at 11:35pm

    You keep it up with her and you'll be needing some Oxy-Clean.