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  • Ya shoulda slept head first n it!

    Submitted by uhateme on Apr 16, 10 at 11:44pm
  • Why would anyone use a garbage bag as a sleeping bag unless they were auditioning to play Oscar the Grouch.

    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 16, 10 at 11:15am
  • Bitch I live in a fuckin trash can! I'm the poorest motherfucker on Seseme Street! No one's helpin me.

    Submitted by thedood on Apr 16, 10 at 11:21am
  • "Literally" was unneccesary. When someone says they woke up in a garbage bag we don't usually think it's a figure of speech. I usually just think, " who is this person and why are they still alive?"

    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 16, 10 at 11:13am
    • I was thinking the same thing. How would someone figuratively wake up in a garbage bag? It's not like we would have assumed it was a metaphor.

      Submitted by TheUniverse on Apr 16, 10 at 3:05pm
  • Me to!!

    Submitted by tam on Apr 17, 10 at 4:06am
  • How would this be taken figuratively? Not funny.

    Submitted by mosby93 on Apr 16, 10 at 11:12am