woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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Ya shoulda slept head first n it!
Why would anyone use a garbage bag as a sleeping bag unless they were auditioning to play Oscar the Grouch.
Bitch I live in a fuckin trash can! I'm the poorest motherfucker on Seseme Street! No one's helpin me.
"Literally" was unneccesary. When someone says they woke up in a garbage bag we don't usually think it's a figure of speech. I usually just think, " who is this person and why are they still alive?"
I was thinking the same thing. How would someone figuratively wake up in a garbage bag? It's not like we would have assumed it was a metaphor.
How would this be taken figuratively? Not funny.