I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
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how is that fake, you must not understand the text.
Toad is a bitch to save and Bowser should just have at Peach already.
thats not fake..dumbass
But that's the most entertaining part of wii it's even better drunk
If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart
Liam Nelson FTW \n\nRELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!
Mario FTW!!! :]]
i wish i was cool and yelled first! damn, id be so BA. sarcasm of course
Mario is the best game ever
there are some not very nice words in my comment
Fake, but still funny. Shouldn't have added the 'while drunk' part.