I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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Ah you miserable cunts
FACT: 6:20 is an unmarried virgin.
FACT: We use it when your not around....PLENTY!!
I'm happily married! Also, I love the word cunt in reference to women. Its so offensive to them for some reason. Are you offended the same if you get called a pussy? Nope. You don't. and I like calling men bitches. That's even more insulting than calling a girl a cunt! Ha ha ha ha bitches & cunt!
Wow, that gives a whole new meaning to the term "Big N' Tasty". lol
A hood slap is when you lightly (or aggressively depending on the cunt you're doing it to) slap the hood of the clitoris.
Why is everyone talking so much shit?? Who cares how tough u are? This txt is some funny ass shit!!
I have three kids with the woman I'm cheating on... And two more with two random hookups!
Good for you Mr. Best buy!!! Way to ruin that cunt!!!
One of the greatest words of all time
5:38 If you think a couple of hook ups will make your future marriage last, you don't know anything about marriage.
girl saying this------ cunt is a funny ass word.. the only chicks who dont like it are stuck up snobs.... cunts
I'm Igor's (5:25) mom. He's just been grounded for the 2 weeks for using posting on this site.
Did you know that vagina puss tastes like sour yogurt??
I'd love a nice big cock shoved up my tight little cunt right now...I'd also love the balls of that nice big cock to be shoved up my asshole too at the SAME time!!!! Yay for cocks in cunts!!!!
Stunning. Copied and posted. I wish I could give credit to the author on this one.
wow happy im not married to u the drugs r fine though
I haz a small Wang cuz I NlGGER!!!
4:51 you swing at me at the bar you are getting taken down a knee in the back of your neck and restrained then laughed at mercilussly why your trailer park ass is stuffed into a squad car
6:00 that may account for some divorce rate, but I think a lot of it is due to pathetic and desperate 30 women that get married after dating for 6 months.
Calling a woman a "cunt" is like calling a black person the n-word. The fact that people think this word is funny and use it in a socially acceptable joke is terrible. Female posters, re-think your position on a word that surmises you to body part that men can "fuck". Men--I won't say anything, you're going to blast me anyways. Enjoy.
451 and there is no double standard there? If a guy smashed a glass over a girl's head he would be the scum of the Earth, but some self-entitled skank does to a guy and she is a bad ass? Wow you are pathetic.
who are you trying to kid 438?
I'd still call you a cunt though. Get a life and get of TFLN at 4am.
Most adaptable word ever.
I say we all get naked and work this all out. Who wants to play who's in my mouth???
535 is illiterate because she obviously missed that a girl was the person claiming to smash a pint glass over a guys head.
Fact: It's still funny.
CUNTS!!!!!! ALL OF YOU ARE CUNTS!!!!!! CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS!
5:45 #2 (aka the hunter)
Please swallow a sharp knife. Now.
Hey, hood slaps are pretty kinky. I wouldn't mind one of those myself!
Funny post. You are not Ass Hat!
6:29 I'm sure your mother keeps a clean house, but most adults don't brag about living with their parents.
FACT: Real men don't use that word.
Not as delicious as my tasty asshole.
I'm gonna rusty trombone you if u don't shut your cunt ass up!!!
Well said 5:25...
5:21 is lame.
5:21(1)-- I've only had one girlfriend, she's still with me, we're married. No one needs random hookups to find the right girl. Just because you've failed often doesn't mean others do the same.
the best part is...a girl posted this so suckkk it!
misquoted Jimmy Carr joke! it's actually "I would call you a cunt, but you don't have the depth or ability to give pleasure!" lol if any of you haven't heard of Jimmy Carr, youtube him.. LEGEND
Give him a good spanking mom!!! And then do me next :)
I'm gonna smother my cunt sauce all over you and your method.
521 is a sexist man who gets off by smashing bottles over girls' heads. I feel sorry for the "quality" girl he settles down with, and I hope she has a hard head. She's gonna need it...poor cunt! :)
Hood slapped!!! LOL
6:20 You're an asshole. Your selfish and if there is any justice in the universe your wife is not only fucking around on you but will catch you cheating, divorce you and take you for all your worth. If you had the maturity to negotiate an open marriage, you could be spared that. But instead, you're being a douche.
People in the UK are the ugliest in the world according to a recent article
Ahahjajsja you are brilliant
Awesome, that's all I have to say.
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt Cynthia cunt cunt cunt
Lawl @ all of you.
Cunt is a pretty manly word if you ask me. Which is why Its hot when a girl says it.
I'd totally like to tied to a bedpost and cuntsmothered!
hahaha this is the funniest shit i have read on tfln in a LONG time
Old joke but still wins
It hang like sleeve of wizard.
Ehh.. back in the day Cunt would end an argument. Now it's like saying fuck... not as effective as it once was. Though, call her a cunt anyway.
632- yea it was. Her name is sheila, and works at Lolipops, and that one on 92 in Deland.
Society socializes women to be emotional and get bent out of shape about words like that. oh and 5:21 Girls need some random dick before they can find one worth going monogamous for too.
Vagine looks like muddy buffalo gums?
I can't tell you how much I wish I had said this...
553 I am happily married genius. Ever think that the huge divorce rate might have a little something to do with people that are too young and immature to get married? You know those people that marry the high school sweetheart then learn to find out there are better fish in the sea? I am forever grateful that I was a whore, because I knew when I met my wife she was the one and have no regrets or curiousity in regards to other women.
5:49p: Plz tell me it wasn't the BB in Daytona Beach!!! If so, I tried for like 20 minutes! That chic was baaaaad tho!
In the UK, cunt is not such a bad word. It's like saying someone's a bitch,
Somebody has some anger issues...what's with all these "smash a bottle over your head" and "swing at me at a bar" references? All I'm saying is, some girls, not many, like to have fun...some girls don't really give a fuck about what all you guys with your head up your asses think about us. So call me a pathetic cunt, slut, whore, skank....I could csre less. Because I'm still going to have myself a good time, and you're still going to be the guy who cares too much about what people think.
oh the irony. Someone that openly calls themself a skank calling somebody else pathetic.
She is definitely illiterate...how else could she read this text in the first place? Haha.
6:29 Your wife is cheating on you with a REAL MAN because you certainly aren't one. God, I hope you don't have any kids.
I'm a total feminist and I hearts the word cunt. If you don't like it, try having some vagina pride. Their special and we kick ass for having them.
You do realize you set yourself up just now to be called one.....
Probably more than once......
Good Luck With That......
Could you make a longer post next time?
The last one was soooooooo interesting. Zzzzzzzzzzzz
I have small wang cuz I asian
Omg. I hope 5:36 is true lol
My armpits smell like In-N-Out burgers....
5:17 nobody asks you to care, guys need random hookups before they find a quality girl to settle down with. Thank you for playing your role
If u are all so happily married then why are u even wasting your time on this site right now?? Weird.
Damn right, because skanks are pretty badass!!! Guys are just along for the ride....double standard, double shmandard!! I just want to have a good time and be a kinky bitch. I'm not pathetic. I'm spectacular. What's really pathetic is how you feel you have to defend yourself and the whole "male double" standard on a site like this.
Penis and Serena Williams!!!
I agree- Clever
But, either way, def. call her a cunt....
Nice! I gotta use that one!
Hi. This is Sheila...I just wanted to tell you two that I just recently found out I have AIDS...you both are going to die because of me. I'm sorry.
Thanks for the ass damaging though...it meant the world to me :)
6:02??? ummm is it only the woman getting married after 6 months?? silly little idiot they are marrying a MAN that has only been dating them for 6 months too....please hang your head in shame....
Let's all go at it over TFLN with random strangers because we don't have anything else better to do.
You are all skanks!!!!!
451...wow! Big word! You misanthropic cunt!
Explain why you are offended when being called a cunt? Any woman may answer.
Actually a funny original text
Wow thanks to the mod who put this up
I agree 6:02! Old ppl that are pressured to get married that knew each other for a whole 3 months. Rightttttt that's got a solid future. 6:00 maybe you just didn't find the right person in high school?
Cunt cunt cunt cunt Cunt cunt cunt!!! You can call me one all you want :) make sure you give me a hood slap across my face before you do so though...that's all I ask.
I'd watch the use of that word. Some mysogynist at the bar called me that one night. He was in turn smashed in the face with a pint glass and subsequently blind in one eye.
Shiela's vagine look like grumpy old man.
In Soviet Russia you wear ass as hat
All you've done is prove that women can't spell. Idiot.
FACT: thats also an icon.
New Rule: No more referncing the Borat Wizard Sleeve quote anymore!
My cunt hurts...somebody fucked it too hard..,Noe my asshole needs a good ruining...it feels very left out :( poor asshole.
At this point I think everyone on this thread is a cunt. Especially the males.
Feed the horse... Yumyum! Look that up on YouTube!
Yup, I'm an asshole and I don't give a shit. Fact is I'm still out doing what I want, and whenu get home my house is clean, dinner is cooked, laundry is pit away and dogs are fed. Don't be jealous.... Not everyone can have it this good!
Oops. *They're. Excuse me, it's four am and my iPhone typing skills are sub-par atm.
Very few women are good enough to be called cunts. If they didn't have pussy they would be hunted like the dumb animals they are.
525 I don't think it would be called failing, but more so being certain to explore otpions to KNOW you made the right decision. With divorce rate so high, I prefer my method.
Brown eyed girl....teheeeheee!!!
Not as delicious as my tasty asshole!!
I know one thing about marriage....
It FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!
Because bitches are stupid.
My likes to to say he wants my sexy cunt. I think its hot. Besides, what if its a chick saying that?
If I know one thing about 5:57, its that he's 12.
Speaking of cunt, after jumping off some strippers truck at Beat Buy I went to her place and beat the back end out of it. That was exactly 24 hours ago, and I cam still smell the sweetness on my fingers!!
I want to tie you to my bed posts, sit on your face, and smother you with my cunt sauce.
@3:01 its when a girl gives you a handjob from behind while licking your butthole
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LMFAO yay! A funny post!!! :-D
No 6:19 but the women are the desperate ones
I hide my hookups (and drugs) from my wife. I'm ok with her finding out about one or the other tho. I was gettting laid long before her, and will get laid after her!