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  • Ah you miserable cunts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:39am
  • FACT: 6:20 is an unmarried virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:24pm
  • 4:38 FACT: We use it when your not around....PLENTY!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:47pm
  • Wow, that gives a whole new meaning to the term "Big N' Tasty". lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:15pm
  • I'm happily married! Also, I love the word cunt in reference to women. Its so offensive to them for some reason. Are you offended the same if you get called a pussy? Nope. You don't. and I like calling men bitches. That's even more insulting than calling a girl a cunt! Ha ha ha ha bitches & cunt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:05pm
  • A hood slap is when you lightly (or aggressively depending on the cunt you're doing it to) slap the hood of the clitoris.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:45pm
  • Why is everyone talking so much shit?? Who cares how tough u are? This txt is some funny ass shit!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:20pm
  • I have three kids with the woman I'm cheating on... And two more with two random hookups!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:28am
  • Dingleberry cupcake!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:34pm
  • Good for you Mr. Best buy!!! Way to ruin that cunt!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:50pm
  • One of the greatest words of all time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:43pm
  • 5:38 If you think a couple of hook ups will make your future marriage last, you don't know anything about marriage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:53pm
  • girl saying this------ cunt is a funny ass word.. the only chicks who dont like it are stuck up snobs.... cunts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:55pm
  • I'm Igor's (5:25) mom. He's just been grounded for the 2 weeks for using posting on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:36pm
  • I'd love a nice big cock shoved up my tight little cunt right now...I'd also love the balls of that nice big cock to be shoved up my asshole too at the SAME time!!!! Yay for cocks in cunts!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:51pm
  • Stunning. Copied and posted. I wish I could give credit to the author on this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:49am
  • Did you know that vagina puss tastes like sour yogurt??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:28pm
  • wow happy im not married to u the drugs r fine though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:27pm
  • Thats Awesome!

    Submitted by BLODumpster on Sep 16, 10 at 11:40am
  • 4:51 you swing at me at the bar you are getting taken down a knee in the back of your neck and restrained then laughed at mercilussly why your trailer park ass is stuffed into a squad car

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:11pm
  • I haz a small Wang cuz I NlGGER!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:04pm
  • Calling a woman a "cunt" is like calling a black person the n-word. The fact that people think this word is funny and use it in a socially acceptable joke is terrible. Female posters, re-think your position on a word that surmises you to body part that men can "fuck". Men--I won't say anything, you're going to blast me anyways. Enjoy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:39am
  • 6:00 that may account for some divorce rate, but I think a lot of it is due to pathetic and desperate 30 women that get married after dating for 6 months.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:02pm
  • I'd still call you a cunt though. Get a life and get of TFLN at 4am.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:06am
  • 451 and there is no double standard there? If a guy smashed a glass over a girl's head he would be the scum of the Earth, but some self-entitled skank does to a guy and she is a bad ass? Wow you are pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:07pm
  • who are you trying to kid 438?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:45pm
  • 535 is illiterate because she obviously missed that a girl was the person claiming to smash a pint glass over a guys head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:45pm
  • shit cunt fat cunt dumb cunt good cunt... Most adaptable word ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:00pm
  • I say we all get naked and work this all out. Who wants to play who's in my mouth??? :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:04pm
  • Hey, hood slaps are pretty kinky. I wouldn't mind one of those myself!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:02pm
  • Fact: It's still funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:40pm
  • Not as delicious as my tasty asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:14pm
  • 5:45 #2 (aka the hunter) Please swallow a sharp knife. Now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:49pm
  • Well said 5:25... 5:21 is lame. FAIL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:26pm
  • 6:29 I'm sure your mother keeps a clean house, but most adults don't brag about living with their parents.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:49pm
  • CUNTS!!!!!! ALL OF YOU ARE CUNTS!!!!!! CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:23pm
  • Funny post. You are not Ass Hat!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:24pm
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:08pm
  • 5:21(1)-- I've only had one girlfriend, she's still with me, we're married. No one needs random hookups to find the right girl. Just because you've failed often doesn't mean others do the same.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:25pm
  • FACT: Real men don't use that word.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:38pm
  • I'm gonna rusty trombone you if u don't shut your cunt ass up!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:08pm
  • misquoted Jimmy Carr joke! it's actually "I would call you a cunt, but you don't have the depth or ability to give pleasure!" lol if any of you haven't heard of Jimmy Carr, youtube him.. LEGEND

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:41pm
  • 521 is a sexist man who gets off by smashing bottles over girls' heads. I feel sorry for the "quality" girl he settles down with, and I hope she has a hard head. She's gonna need it...poor cunt! :) Hood slapped!!! LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:35pm
  • Give him a good spanking mom!!! And then do me next :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:37pm
  • the best part is...a girl posted this so suckkk it!

    Submitted by maggiex316 on Mar 24, 10 at 11:40pm
  • I'm gonna smother my cunt sauce all over you and your method.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:41pm
  • 6:20 You're an asshole. Your selfish and if there is any justice in the universe your wife is not only fucking around on you but will catch you cheating, divorce you and take you for all your worth. If you had the maturity to negotiate an open marriage, you could be spared that. But instead, you're being a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:25pm
  • People in the UK are the ugliest in the world according to a recent article

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:11am
  • Ahahjajsja you are brilliant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:41pm
  • Awesome, that's all I have to say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:46pm
  • It hang like sleeve of wizard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:59pm
  • Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt Cynthia cunt cunt cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:48pm
  • hahaha this is the funniest shit i have read on tfln in a LONG time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:17pm
  • Society socializes women to be emotional and get bent out of shape about words like that. oh and 5:21 Girls need some random dick before they can find one worth going monogamous for too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:26pm
  • Old joke but still wins

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:24pm
  • Lawl @ all of you. Cunt is a pretty manly word if you ask me. Which is why Its hot when a girl says it. I'd totally like to tied to a bedpost and cuntsmothered!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:11pm
  • 632- yea it was. Her name is sheila, and works at Lolipops, and that one on 92 in Deland.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:37pm
  • Vagine looks like muddy buffalo gums?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:40pm
  • I can't tell you how much I wish I had said this...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:20am
  • Ehh.. back in the day Cunt would end an argument. Now it's like saying fuck... not as effective as it once was. Though, call her a cunt anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:45am
  • 553 I am happily married genius. Ever think that the huge divorce rate might have a little something to do with people that are too young and immature to get married? You know those people that marry the high school sweetheart then learn to find out there are better fish in the sea? I am forever grateful that I was a whore, because I knew when I met my wife she was the one and have no regrets or curiousity in regards to other women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:00pm
  • I'm a total feminist and I hearts the word cunt. If you don't like it, try having some vagina pride. Their special and we kick ass for having them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 5:16am
  • 5:49p: Plz tell me it wasn't the BB in Daytona Beach!!! If so, I tried for like 20 minutes! That chic was baaaaad tho!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:32pm
  • In the UK, cunt is not such a bad word. It's like saying someone's a bitch,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:29am
  • 6:29 Your wife is cheating on you with a REAL MAN because you certainly aren't one. God, I hope you don't have any kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:00pm
  • Somebody has some anger issues...what's with all these "smash a bottle over your head" and "swing at me at a bar" references? All I'm saying is, some girls, not many, like to have fun...some girls don't really give a fuck about what all you guys with your head up your asses think about us. So call me a pathetic cunt, slut, whore, skank....I could csre less. Because I'm still going to have myself a good time, and you're still going to be the guy who cares too much about what people think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:17pm
  • She is definitely illiterate...how else could she read this text in the first place? Haha. Stupid cunt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:47pm
  • oh the irony. Someone that openly calls themself a skank calling somebody else pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:19pm
  • 4:51 You do realize you set yourself up just now to be called one..... Probably more than once...... Good Luck With That......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:54pm
  • Dear 6:00: Could you make a longer post next time? The last one was soooooooo interesting. Zzzzzzzzzzzz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:07pm
  • I have small wang cuz I asian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:55pm
  • Omg. I hope 5:36 is true lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:44pm
  • 5:17 nobody asks you to care, guys need random hookups before they find a quality girl to settle down with. Thank you for playing your role

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:21pm
  • If u are all so happily married then why are u even wasting your time on this site right now?? Weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:09pm
  • Penis and Serena Williams!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:53pm
  • 5:07 Damn right, because skanks are pretty badass!!! Guys are just along for the ride....double standard, double shmandard!! I just want to have a good time and be a kinky bitch. I'm not pathetic. I'm spectacular. What's really pathetic is how you feel you have to defend yourself and the whole "male double" standard on a site like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:10pm
  • I agree- Clever But, either way, def. call her a cunt....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:37pm
  • My armpits smell like In-N-Out burgers....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:50pm
  • 6:02??? ummm is it only the woman getting married after 6 months?? silly little idiot they are marrying a MAN that has only been dating them for 6 months too....please hang your head in shame....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:19pm
  • Nice! I gotta use that one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:17am
  • Hi. This is Sheila...I just wanted to tell you two that I just recently found out I have AIDS...you both are going to die because of me. I'm sorry. Thanks for the ass damaging though...it meant the world to me :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:41pm
  • Cunt cunt cunt cunt Cunt cunt cunt!!! You can call me one all you want :) make sure you give me a hood slap across my face before you do so though...that's all I ask.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:57pm
  • 451...wow! Big word! You misanthropic cunt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:43pm
  • Let's all go at it over TFLN with random strangers because we don't have anything else better to do. You are all skanks!!!!! Muahahahahahaha!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:21pm
  • Explain why you are offended when being called a cunt? Any woman may answer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:59am
  • Actually a funny original text On here Wow thanks to the mod who put this up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:53pm
  • I agree 6:02! Old ppl that are pressured to get married that knew each other for a whole 3 months. Rightttttt that's got a solid future. 6:00 maybe you just didn't find the right person in high school?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:11pm
  • I'd watch the use of that word. Some mysogynist at the bar called me that one night. He was in turn smashed in the face with a pint glass and subsequently blind in one eye.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:51pm
  • Shiela's vagine look like grumpy old man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:57pm
  • In Soviet Russia you wear ass as hat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:02pm
  • FACT: thats also an icon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:18pm
  • All you've done is prove that women can't spell. Idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 5:30am
  • At this point I think everyone on this thread is a cunt. Especially the males.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:09pm
  • New Rule: No more referncing the Borat Wizard Sleeve quote anymore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:03pm
  • My cunt hurts...somebody fucked it too hard..,Noe my asshole needs a good ruining...it feels very left out :( poor asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:32pm
  • I know one thing about marriage.... It FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!! Stupid cunts! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:57pm
  • Yup, I'm an asshole and I don't give a shit. Fact is I'm still out doing what I want, and whenu get home my house is clean, dinner is cooked, laundry is pit away and dogs are fed. Don't be jealous.... Not everyone can have it this good!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:29pm
  • Feed the horse... Yumyum! Look that up on YouTube!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:50pm
  • Very few women are good enough to be called cunts. If they didn't have pussy they would be hunted like the dumb animals they are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:45pm
  • Oops. *They're. Excuse me, it's four am and my iPhone typing skills are sub-par atm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 5:34am
  • Brown eyed girl....teheeeheee!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:16pm
  • 525 I don't think it would be called failing, but more so being certain to explore otpions to KNOW you made the right decision. With divorce rate so high, I prefer my method.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:38pm
  • Not as delicious as my tasty asshole!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:15pm
  • Because bitches are stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:23pm
  • My likes to to say he wants my sexy cunt. I think its hot. Besides, what if its a chick saying that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:41pm
  • If I know one thing about 5:57, its that he's 12.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:00pm
  • Speaking of cunt, after jumping off some strippers truck at Beat Buy I went to her place and beat the back end out of it. That was exactly 24 hours ago, and I cam still smell the sweetness on my fingers!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:49pm
  • I want to tie you to my bed posts, sit on your face, and smother you with my cunt sauce.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:51pm
  • four four oh five three two one two two five

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:34pm
  • @3:01 its when a girl gives you a handjob from behind while licking your butthole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 5:42pm
  • LMFAO yay! A funny post!!! :-D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:03pm
  • I hide my hookups (and drugs) from my wife. I'm ok with her finding out about one or the other tho. I was gettting laid long before her, and will get laid after her!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:20pm
  • No 6:19 but the women are the desperate ones

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:34pm