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  • 85 40
    Submitted by DestruKto on Sep 10, 10 at 1:40pm

    I like watermelon and I'm so white I can use dry wall as camoflage.

  • 63 34
    Submitted by Taipan on Sep 10, 10 at 12:05pm

    That seems delicious yet cumbersome...

  • 69 59
    Submitted by blite on Sep 10, 10 at 2:34pm

    Omg... The drywall as camouflage comment made me laugh harder than any text in a while!! Lol

  • 51 44
    Submitted by kaylovely on Sep 10, 10 at 2:52pm

    Please, everyone likes watermelon, I don't know how that prejudice came about.

  • 53 50
    Submitted by allenw528 on Sep 10, 10 at 11:51am

    Haha did she have a melon baller too!

  • 49 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 10 at 4:40pm

    Way to go gboro

  • 47 42
    Submitted by friedbunnies on Sep 10, 10 at 2:52pm

    Hahahhaahhahahahhaha at drywall guy lol

  • 53 64
    Submitted by johnnyk on Sep 10, 10 at 12:27pm

    Of blackness I didn't know there were levels

  • 50 59
    Submitted by CheezeDetector on Sep 11, 10 at 4:58am

    I want to dip my dick in watermellon

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Lancaster on Sep 10, 10 at 1:28pm

    S45: Are u proud that your mother is also your big sister? And pls stop molesting your son/boyfriend.

  • 35 46
    Submitted by everforsaken on Sep 16, 10 at 11:00pm

    My zip code... Go alamance/guilford counties!