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  • Wow you guys seriously have problems. I had hair "down there" at 10, and I started bleeding at 11. Any guy who says having those are enough for them are sick fucks and if any man ever said that to my face I would make sure he was never able to have sexual pleasure ever again. Anyway, this is why guys should actually talk to the girls before they bone them. Even the guys I've had one night stands with knew my name and my age.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:43pm
    • Mother nature says that a girl is ready to have sex, and reproduce, when she gets her first period. Good luck kicking mother nature in the balls.

      Submitted by BlackDS on Apr 16, 12 at 5:55pm
  • dude that sucks. 16 is way too old

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:10pm
  • Nope, my daddy never loved me. He just beat the shit outta me. Just because I have a brain and some actual maturity doesn't mean I have been molested dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:36am
  • the best thing about high school is, i keep gettin older and they just stay the same age

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:42pm
  • sounds like you're due a visit from Chris Hansen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:47pm
  • old enough to pee is old enough for me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:59pm
  • 16 pshh it's 12 and up legally in some asian countries and if you can walk that's enough in Africa :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:17am
  • July 4th 11:14 - To be fair, when you're body begins to go through puberty is when sexual activity is supposed to begin, not some arbitary age limit. Why do you think that women start ovulation and men's penii(I don't care for the plural of this, fuck it) grow larger. The switch is flipped, somebody just has to connect it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:00pm
  • 1:29am What are you, 10 yrs old? Seriously I want to know what age demographic actually thinks fucking little girls in humorous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:35am
  • Having sex with a 16 year old is wrong. Unless she's really, really hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:07am
  • thats where your wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:35pm
  • and wtf? if you think these things are so horrific and disgusting to talk about, why the hell would you wish that on anyone else? that is some messed up logic. it's just a JOKE. jokes are what keep us from going insane about the state the world is in right now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:42am
  • 1203, that is so disgusting... yet hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:16pm
  • Something tells me that all the people who are claiming all these jokes are terrible and that the ones who find them funny are bad people are really just one or two bored guys trolling for the hell of it. There's no way anyone could really be that idiotic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:06am
  • 1042.. dazed & confused.. love it :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:11pm
  • lol i love that TEXTS from last night is more political then cspan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:00am
  • I don't think that you guys realize that chicks get their "grass in the field" at like...twelve.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:28pm
  • If he's over 18 it is. At least in MI. Ask my dad, he's served 21 years for it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:56am
  • In Indiana 16 & 17 year olds can do it with whoever the hell they want...above 14 anyways. I guess every state is probably different though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:01am
  • 3 24 said it all. everyone needs to lighten up and smoke a j

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:09am
  • so who cares 10:58, life is short, i say don't care about it and brag to your friends that you did a 16 year old. unless you're like 40 :P and 1:41, amen to that and what's the difference between a dead baby and your garbage? your garbage isn't in 12 different garbage cans. XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:58am
  • This was ridiculous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:38am
  • If it bleeds it breeds. Lmao.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:15pm
  • im 17, am i too old?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:17pm
  • dear 11:50, sober girls our own age cough cough (such as yourself) are dried up cunts, we must take the life force from the youngin's Oh and by the way, if you think the guys here are being serious, you need to pick up your helmet and go back onto the short bus. Guys have been joking around about this stuff since we knew what sex was. Hence, this is why we have all these sayings, because its a joke,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:11am
  • 2:15 AM....my friend too hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:48pm
  • Dude, she's a Palin. What did you expect?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:55pm
  • July 5, 2009 12:11AM Amen to that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:13am
  • Hey 16 is legal in some states haha but seriously though I'm Chris Hansen...take a seat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:39am
  • 1:35/1:36/1:38 Are you silly cunts serious?!? Who said anything about raping little girls? Nobody. Not until you mentioned it. And no one here thinks molesting little girls is funny, we think the sayings are funny. And when I said people in their 20s or 40s I wasn't talking about those diff age groups molesting girls, I was talking about those age groups finding things funny or not. You are some dumb ass bitches putting words in my mouth. Go be dumb cunts elsewhere please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:43am
  • 1:18am....if you were molested as a child you wouldn't think it was so fucking funny. Its NOT funny and anyone who thinks it is doesn't deserve to live. GROW THE FUCK UP!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:25am
  • Jesus 11:43, 11:50 relax.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:06am
  • old enough to pee old enough for me lolo jk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:46am
  • Raping teens is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:42am
  • 1:50 has to be a down syndrome, home schooled bitch that no one interacts with besides throwing things at her. You shouldn't have children. That shit is hereditary.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:16am
  • this same thing happened to me last night. but swap the 6 for a 4.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:27pm
  • 9:33 just made me vomm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:47pm
  • 16 is legal in the 775 send her my way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:08am
  • @420 exactly, i didn't even notice until the end

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:19pm
  • Fuck feminists! How is it that you're treated unfairly? You bitches have an advantage these days for jobs, getting in to colleges/grad programs, etc. The white male is the most vilified and biggest victim of discrimination in this country today. Get over it bitches!

    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Sep 18, 10 at 11:37am
  • 9:00 Dude, this isn't the 15th century. A sexually mature ten year old is still a ten year old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:27pm
  • @2:00AM "You're acting more stuck up than a tampon" lmfao! hahaha that was great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:39am
  • Turtle win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You broke the finish line before the hare ever got there...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:02am
  • ahaha i hear this shit all the time your 16 wtf???? no seriously these jokes are funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:39pm
  • if you are in a place where you can get in trouble, then check i.d. if in doubt. if you can't get in trouble then assume she is legal. wut you don't know doesn't hurt you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:47pm
  • man calm the fuck down, i'm a seventeen year old girl and i think it's funny as hell. a ton of my friends try to get with 20-something guys and it's weird, but we all joke about it. calm your shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:11pm
  • here in FL you can legally bang 16 year olds till your 24! Get em' while they're hot boys!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:14am
  • Probably because everyone was waiting to see how far you took it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:39pm
  • There is nothing wrong with getting raped every once in a while.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:04am
  • Wow. Every girl who goes to college these days has to be a feminist, doesn't she? Thank god I'm secure in my womanhood, and am mature enough to find those jokes funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:33am
    • You're not a feminist? Feminism is about believing in equality between men and women. For some reason, young girls these days are somewhat ashamed to say that they are feminists, but they still claim to want, and believe in equality. Open you eyes, feminists can still have a sense of humor too. It's all just a matter of if they get butt hurt about it all.

      Submitted by Rumpelstiltskin on Jun 9, 10 at 2:58pm
  • 127am, anyone who wishes that on someone because of a joke deserves to burn in hell. you're a much worse person than any of them are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:57pm
  • lol @2am "You're acting more stuck up than a tampon" And yeah, they're jokes. Stfu or laugh. Dumb fucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:28am
  • eeewww you guys are sickk as f*** . . idk if you are just trying to sound tough right now but that is seriusly gross. . . you sound like the 30year old perv that is trying to get with the girl at the bar that uses a fake to be 18years old. nothing is grosser than that. so stop acting like sexual predators and go for sober girls your own age. please and thanksss!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:50pm
  • I hate when this happens

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:40pm
  • haha. a 16yr old has the perfect age cougar mom. that's brill. do her next.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:34am
  • epic win. good for you dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:48pm
  • If there's rough on the muff, then she is old enough.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:06pm
  • Holy shit....i can't believe i made it all the through this thread......LMFAO!!! Gotta love this site!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:25am
  • 12:17 time to play ball

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:18pm
  • Hit em before the hair does

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:18pm
  • old enough to pee is old enough for me. HAHAAHAHA. but seriously, whats wrong with being 16?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:18pm
  • 1:45am You are by far the stupidest bitch on this entire site right now. They're just sayings not actions. Stop being so serious and maybe you'll enjoy life a bit more. The way you're acting about this is so pathetic that it just screams, "I have issues and I was molested. Everybody look at my baggage!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:53am
  • July 5, 2009 12:11AM Amen to that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:13am
  • mmmm nothin better than a drunk underaged girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:45am
  • 11:43 and 11:50 Are you guys really that stupid? They're jokes. Just funny little sayings that make people laugh. How the fuck haven't you heard any of those?!? The people saying them don't really think it's cool to fuck 11 and 12 year olds. It's just a joke you silly cunts. Lighten up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:18am
  • hahahahhahaha oh geez

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:27am
  • so true...the sluttier they look the younger they are

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:12pm
  • 1:56 the only trick I learned during my molestation was put the legs together, they scream more. What's the difference between a dead baby and the Thanksgiving turkey? I didn't fuck the turkey before I ate it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:59am
  • old enough to crawl then theyre in the right position

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:03pm
  • 2:06-I bet you're right. Fucking losers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:11am
  • That's why I ask for ID.. No seriously I do lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:31am
  • or do we realize that chicks get their "grass on the field" at age 12

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:33pm
  • whats that 1127 you're a sexual predator? what?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:30pm
  • Doesn't matter, I ate out a 15 year old. Best pussy I ever had.

    Submitted by Iw0nderwhatsn3xt on Dec 14, 10 at 4:39am
  • go back where you came from gypsy nobody like

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:01am
  • 1:25am It is funny. Age has nothing to with it since people on this site aren't in their 40s. And get over your little molestation you damaged fuck. Your daddy still loves you. Probably too much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:29am
  • Now a days it's getting harder to tell between the seaoned whores and the wannabe skanks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:40pm
  • 5:59 - You should go kill yourself right about, now. People using arbitrary dead baby joke that doesn't really even fit in context means you're some edgy punk trying to get some shocks. Go fuck yourself you retard?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:47am
  • true that 4:25, only in the i.e. would find dumbasses that can't tell a girl from a woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:56am
  • why am i seeing so many dazed and confused quotes lately

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:32am
  • i agree with 1143 and 1150

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:00am
  • Nobody is trying to degrade women when they joke like that. The same people probably make fat jokes and have fat friends they think rather highly of. They are just jokes, don't take them so seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:10am
  • I feel your pain. Nobody told me the first guy was 38 and the second guy was 17...Im 25

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:27pm
  • 1:38am...Who, except child molestors, would want to talk about molesting little girls???? Jesus Christ wtf is wrong with you people?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:39am
  • 3:32 because dazed & confused is the shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:10am
  • Oh yeah retard 1:29am...people in their 20s molesting little girls is the EXACT SAME THING as people in their 40s doing it. Moron

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:38am
  • omg. this would happen in the 909

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:25am
  • what's wrong with being a feminist anyway?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:09am
  • Our motto is, "We don't card." Besides, it's summer, therefore you only are required to take responsibility for half of what you do. Ahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:57am
  • wawa wee wah i like a sexy time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:39pm
  • 1:50- who are you fooling? You don't hang out with any boys because you are a huge anchor. You're acting more stuck up than a tampon and you have no sense of humor. This is not the site for you. I hear the "ijustwanttotellyou" site is recruiting. Go bother them. Stupid bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:00am
  • BTW, all of you pricks who think joking about molesting little girls is a funny thing: I hope you have a little girl someday and I hope someone molests the fuck out of her and you have to deal with all the pain and grief....maybe then you worthless fucks will realize how mentally retarded you are

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:27am
  • WOW, to all of the above.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:57am
  • I can hit a gypsy with a rock from 15 meters away if chained... 10 if not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:10am
  • If you think the sayings are funny, then you OBVIOUSLY think molesting little girls is funny since kids that young cannot consent. Anyone who thinks talking about fucking children is humourous has some serious SERIOUS mental issues. I pray none of you ever procreate. Not because I think you will molest your kids, but because your stupidity really does not need to be added to the gene pool!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:45am
  • First 1:38am....plenty of goodlooking guys are rapists. Looks and body have nothing to do with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:40am
  • wheres chris hansen????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:40pm
  • @12:03 too far, my friend, too far.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:27pm
  • its sad because this happens to my friends. in fact, if this were a different area code i'd be almost positive i knew this person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:15am
  • when i turned 16 i immediately went after a 24 yr old. I like older guys. im 17, and now i want a 28 yr old. =D life is good young.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:12pm
  • 12:11 when boys learn what sex was they're normally too YOUNG to be dating a 16 year old...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:03am
  • you honeslty couldn't tell? duude FYL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:37pm
  • July 5, 3:37. Theres more girls like me out there, they just aren't as upfront about it. It could very well be hardwired in our systems. I will settle for no one under the age of 22. =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:17am
  • Im down with 12:46 Im 16 and have been raped by an abusive bf 3 times, but I can be ok enough to not fly off the handle at jokes. I also look much older and typically get guessed as 20+ so stuff like this just happens. Ive never dated anyone younger than 18 in my whole life because guys are just too immature ;) so if the 16 yr old wants to fuck, let her fuck. no ones talking right? people can be in love with an age difference. My best boyfriend has been a guy thats 4 1/2 years older than me, so what?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 6:52am
  • yeah like she's gonna go tell the coppers that she asked for it and got it....unless you raped her...lol, then shits on you son

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:39am
  • The best thing about 16 year old girls...their moms are perfect cougar age.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:10am
  • Good job leaving a confessional trail if it gets that far

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:51pm
  • It's a shame that this joke is upsetting the girls got molested in their past, but its just supposed to be humorous. Besides hopefully you learned some tricks during these molestations

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:56am
  • 10:01...yes, every state is different. In Florida, if you are 16 or 17, you are of age to consent IF the other partner is under 24 years of age.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:16am
  • Come to Canada... 16 is good to go

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:25pm
  • sex is fun and all but when ur little sister's classmates are having sex it feels wrong caz you can see just how young they are. and most of the time the guys in my school cant get any and they go for the lower grades. its sad. and the reason the "older chicks" are dry and saggy is because they started fucking young so when they get to the age when it would be normal for them to be fucking theyre already used. whores. and im no prude, im more of a nympho but i dont fuck every guy i see.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:07pm
  • you agree with me? america agree with me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:11am
  • if you dont fucking like this shit then get off of the website you nazi fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:41am
  • hahahahahha dear god 9:59, you just took it to a new level...ive always heard the "grass in the field, then play ball"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:13pm
  • Honking

    Submitted by CFos13 on Apr 5, 11 at 1:28am
  • In most states 16 will get you 20.

    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Sep 18, 10 at 11:24am
  • 12:03 was greatt old enough to crawl, there in the rite posistion .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:39pm
  • old enough to pms old enough to get undressed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:14am
  • Personally, Im 17 and I think this is so funny. give your muffin a good stuffin!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:32pm
  • lmao @ 9:06 true that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:10pm
  • in my state as long as she is sixteen its a good to go hoe.... check your legislation my friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:24am
  • wow 909 AHHAAHAHAAAHAHAA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:49am
  • OP, like you would have stopped anyways. "If there's grass in the field, play ball. If there isn't, flip em over and play in the mud"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:33pm
  • fuck political correctness...if you cant laugh, then kindly throw yourself off a bridge...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:21pm
  • 70% of what people say when they are "joking" is what they truly believe but are to chicken shit to ever admit it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:17pm
  • Thank God I don't hang out with guys like all of you. No doubt all of you who think the sayings are funny are worthless frat guys or tools. No doubt thats why I have never encountered weirdos like you in real life. I stay away from morons like that like the plague!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:50am
  • how intelligent of you. go take you, your loose vagina and your feminist propaganda out of here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:47am
  • I'm 17, and Fuck older guys all the time! Don't judge her! And I'm kinda feelin way old now!

    Submitted by BadBabe93 on Aug 5, 10 at 12:31am
  • hahahha SO jailbait!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:14am
  • fucking american douchebags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:23pm
  • i love me some kiddie sex, and i hope all your future children get cancer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:49pm
  • sounds like you like your chicks like you like your wiskey, about 12 years old. LMAO dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:58am
  • I all i have to say is "Thats Awesome" I had a similar experience and now we are married, ITs tough when you get the call, thinking its another booty call, and she says " Hi dad" I shit myself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:10am
  • Did you ever think to ask how old she was? The sayings can be funny given proper context. Though there are FAR too many people out there who take them seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:25am
  • age is just a number.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:36am
  • 1:41am If you don't know how to type english properly stop talking you uneducated fuck! (see that can work for anything!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:42am
  • This reminds me of my Friday night, I'm 16, he thought I looked at least 19 ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 7:41pm
  • Fuck.

    Submitted by anticone on Jan 3, 11 at 10:52pm
  • lmao this is hystericall..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Old enough to step up to the counter, old enough to get meat from the butcher?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:34pm
  • 4:07 I'm in the 909. I'm probably older than you. Sweet Jesus there is a god

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:23am
  • if you don't take advantage of them, someone else will.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:09am
  • Is it bad that I got a boner from this thread?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:03am
  • dude, to be fair, you should have asked. and if she said she was 18, you should have asked for ID. it's totally not worth the jail time not to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:58am
  • Fuck... I can't believe i wasted my time reading this whole thread >_<

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:20pm
  • There's nothing wrong with that if it's consentual if not though it's disgusting, any non consentual relationship is disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:09pm
  • For all the people who need to change thier tampons, I've heard these jokes since high school, it's like guys joking about banging each others moms or sisters. That is the only reason why the sayings rhyme. So please take your asses to the gym.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:37am
  • hahahaha i think i know the dude!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:02am
  • I love dead baby jokes, so does that make me a baby killer... NO. so STFU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:51am
  • Agreed! Total 909'er

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:10am
  • 16 is legal. and fun. end of story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:30am
  • Guys (and girls :P), these jokes are what they are, JOKES. If you have been molested/raped (etc), I feel bad for you. But does that mean we can't even talk about it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:38am
  • Old enough To bleed old enough to butcher

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:43pm
  • You would be from the 909...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:22am
  • because you were supposed to be the penitenturys next big queen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:59am
  • 147am...not thinking harming children and raping people is funny makes people feminists? Wowww. i just thought it meant they werent idiots or child molestors.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:49am
  • If she can chew, she can screw.

    Submitted by googled on Nov 29, 11 at 10:51pm
  • Dude, you gotta watch out for the jail-bait girls. And those of you who are under 16 and screw older guys, you are SLUTS!

    Submitted by twilightsucksass on Aug 17, 10 at 9:58pm
  • Wtf is up with all the fighting. I'm a girl, I was almost raped (thank God for best friends.) and I the jokes made me laugh. If I thought a guy really thought fucking a 12 yr old girl is okay, then that's something to be concerned about. This site is FUNNY. It's all about jokes and stupid drunk ass texts and other things. Nothing here is really supposed to be taken seriously in the first place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:46pm
  • Don't ask, don't tell. Those are the rules.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:38pm
  • July 5, 2009 1:25AM shut the fuck up. most of us get that we are just fucking playing around. If a kid was fucking molested as a child its there own dam fault for being so damn hot. So fuck off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:12am
  • In 2012, some Greater Being will put every contributor of this thread in a small room ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:33am
  • wow July 5, 3:12pm, and July 8, 1:17am, you sure are cool! I remember the girls like you in highschool, spent the day bragging about how old their boyfriends are, thinking it made them "cool" and "mature", without realizing that their boyfriend is a 25 year old guy who cant get a girl over 16.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:17am
  • If it bleeds it breeds. Even 12 or under would be good for me ;)

    Submitted by Sour_Lyme684 on Apr 8, 11 at 12:37am
  • July 5, 2009 12:11AM Amen to that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:13am
  • HIGH FIVE....YOU FUCKING RAPIST!

    Submitted by THEFUCKINGPIRATE on Sep 16, 10 at 10:53pm
  • Everybody move to hawaii :-D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:42pm
  • HOLY SHIT people need to chill the fuck out on this website. 1:27 and 1:28, you are some seriously disturbed fucks. people are joking, and although you don't find it funny like others do, you don't fucking wish that on people. that shit's not funny at all. there's a big difference between a stupid little saying that is meant as a joke and telling someone you hope that their child or wife or whoever gets molested. so please do us all a favor and remove the sticks out of your assholes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:36am
  • 11:45, we should meet up sometime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:58am
  • Just cause you don't know doesn't mean you cant go to jail........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:44pm
  • because its funnier that way.

    Submitted by shep_loves_beer on Mar 6, 11 at 11:12am
  • @ july 8, 2:17 am, your probably a lonely virgin that cant cant anything, no matter what age. and it has nothing to do with the age. its maturity, no one has time to deal with retarded 16 yr olds who think its still funny to draw penises on school desks. How about you get a life instead of dripping with sarcasm on a site where no one likes you? kthanks peace.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:05pm
  • hahahaha man if she consented she was clearly DTF..she wanted his P in her V...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:24am
  • Hey, 1:18, don't say "lighten up" to fat chicks... it's considered rude. ;p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:18am
  • hahaha get over it people just take it as the funny text that it is, thats what this website is for you dumb fucks. and if a 16 year old is gonna act all slutty and if he really didn't know she was young then fuck, not all the blame can be on him. at what point does a 16 year old who is perfectly capable of thinking and acting for herself have to take some responsibility?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:37am
  • I'm 16 and i don't look it at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:22pm
  • 16 is illegal in some countries.. prison term is likely for him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:47pm
  • HEY GIRL, YOU GONNA GET RAPED

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:19am
  • before you guys call him sick it might be best to remember that 16 is legal in a lot of countries

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:48am
  • Considering it was the norm in the us 50 years ago to be married with at least one kid by 17, and 50 years before that at 14, I don't see where the problem is here, unless the guy was way way way older.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:42pm
  • If she wants to fuck then I don't see the problem

    Submitted by drizzy3 on Apr 8, 10 at 3:30am
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